Kill the person above you.

[Vordak]

Lets play! :^)

...wait a second

[nichinichisou]

dodge this

[Darog the Badger God]

bashed in the head with a typewriter.

[Wayne]

Emasculated with a rusty fork and left to rot away in my cellar.

[BrobyDDark]

Trapped in a burlap sack and thrown into a pool with sharks in it.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

Punched in the face repetitively and thrown in a river.

[nichinichisou]

didn't back up

[BrobyDDark]

Got run over by the SixFlags bus.

[Wayne]

Sodomized with a live badger.

[Glod Glodsson]

Hunted to extinction

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

Assaulted by elves while sleeping.

[Zombiedude101]

[Honored Brother]

Goes insane.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

Unplugged.

[Derpestein]

Fell at nine point eight miles per second.

It wasn't the fall that killed. It was the landing.

[Lucian]

Masticated, then defenestrated, by me.

[Joegreenbeen]

Fell into A volcano.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

Ironically, axed to death by a serial killer who happened to be a cop.

[Lucian]

Ironically, bled to death from an arrow wound.

[Derpestein]

Ironically, had atoms destroyed.