No Fucking Way

[Seba]

They found Jack the Ripper

Damn.

[KnightShade]

Holy shit is this one for the books. I always thought he'd be atleast in his forties somehow, weird some of the assumptions you make.

[Derpestein]

Holy fucking shit.

They did it.

They fucking did it.

Congrats.

Now we just need to find the Zodiac Killer.

[KnightShade]

Derpestein said
Holy fucking shit.They did it.They fucking did it.Congrats.Now we just need to find the Zodiac Killer.

Can we pardon Elizabeth Bathory while we're at it?

[Larfleeze]

KnightShade said
Can we pardon Elizabeth Bathory while we're at it?

#LadyDraculaDidNothingWrong

[stark]

I'm just going to leave this here.

[nichinichisou]

—Whose semen it was

what

Derpestein said
Now we just need to find the Zodiac Killer.

lol never gonna happen
unless someone comes from the past because someone from the future went into the past with an army to catch the Zodiac Killer, and then they found the Zodiac Killer with futuristic weaponry and a time machine.
yeah never gonna happen

[Larfleeze]

—Whose semen it was

Jack the Jizzer?

[Kill Bones]

I thought we already knew who Jack the Ripper was

[Kaga]

I'm with the article commenters on this one. Yeah they found some DNA on a shawl but it really seems to me like there'd be a lot of doubt as to whether or not said DNA analysis is really conclusive as to who the Ripper is...

Also,

Am I going insane or is anyone else noticing the text getting slightly lighter for just a split-second once every like 3-4 seconds?

[Dervish]

Sherlock Holmes said

I was skeptical when I heard the news, since I know what news agencies are like now adays (report before fact checking, always!), but that's a darn interesting article. Glad my skepticism wasn't unfounded. :D

[TheMadAsshatter]

That's pretty cool, but let me know when they find Jimmy Hoffa, then I'll be impressed.

[TheMusketMan]

Kill Bones said
I thought we already knew who Jack the Ripper was

AAAAAAAAAH MGS2 reference, I gotchu Boiiiiiiiii

[stark]

Dervish said
I was skeptical when I heard the news, since I know what news agencies are like now adays (report before fact checking, always!)

This was exactly my reaction.

It drives me a bit crazy that people are just accepting this news as indisputable proof that the case is now solved and they're not crosschecking sources or anything. While Aaron Kosminsky was definitely a very plausible choice for a culprit, this isn't definitive proof by that he was (beyond a shadow of any doubt) the actual Ripper.

People need to keep sciencing kthnx.

[scribz]

Dude nobody is going to find conclusive proof over 100 years after the incident, and considering it's the daily mail, that should leave yoself thinking "holy fuck this isn't important", as nothing what those guys say is right, infact - it's probably the opposite if they say so.

In saying that however, this shouldn't be outright shot down, it should be peer reviewed.

[Darog the Badger God]

It's like we've never had other people who claimed they solved this mystery

[Cpt Toellner]

As far as unsolved mystery crimes, I'm much more interested in D.B. Cooper and The Monster with 21 Faces.

[Rose Hathaway]

Cpt Toellner said
As far as unsolved mystery crimes, I'm much more interested in D.B. Cooper

Give me D.B. Cooper. That entire case is crazy.

[Dervish]

Cpt Toellner said
As far as unsolved mystery crimes, I'm much more interested in D.B. Cooper and The Monster with 21 Faces.

I'm all about who killed the dinosaurs.

He was a very busy man.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Leave it to Sherlock.

I bet she knows the Ripper's true identity and is just not telling us.