My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

[Darog the Badger God]

To be fair, tap water is disgusting.

Prefer mineral water.

[Hellis]

I am swedish. Tapwater here is delish as fuck.

As delsih as none-tampared water can be.

[Kaga]

Henry says she "refuses" to call either one of my sonic screwdrivers Howard.

Not that I suggested it or anything.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Which sonic screwdrivers do you have?

[Kaga]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Which sonic screwdrivers do you have?

Four's and Eleven's.

[Gwazi Magnum]

I just found my Eleven Sonic Screwdriver the other day after it being missing.
I'm so happy!

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Ah, I've got 10's and the Temporal Sonic Screwdriver.

[Kaga]

Also, I came into the dorm earlier today to hear Henry fangirl squealing as I opened the door. Apparently, she's found her dream show.

Cuz see, she's really interested in ancestry and heritage and all that - particularly her own, so especially Scottish and Irish history. (In fact, upon realizing I'm Irish, she was absolutely astounded that I don't take very much interest in it, myself.) Anywho, she found a TV show about people looking more into their ancestry and learning about where they came from, etc. And who was the focus of the episode she stumbled across? David Tennant.

I cannot put into words how much she's enjoying this.

[Darog the Badger God]

Sonic Screwdriver Pssssaaaaaahhhhhwwwww.

If I was a time lord, I'd have a Sonic-Swiss Army Knife.

[Kaga]

Darog the Badger God said
Sonic Screwdriver Pssssaaaaaahhhhhwwwww.If I was a time lord, I'd have a Sonic-Swiss Army Knife.

With all its capabilities I'd say the sonic screwdriver pretty much already is a Swiss army knife.

[Hank]

Sonic deus ex machina, more like.

[Kaga]

"I used to gargle soda", she says.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Kaga said
With all its capabilities I'd say the sonic screwdriver pretty much already is a Swiss army knife.

This and more

EDIT:

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT NILLA WAFER TOP HAT TIME

[Kaga]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT NILLA WAFER TOP HAT TIME

IT'S THE BEST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

Also Henry loves it, too.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

:D

Your existence is like a ray of sunshine on an overcast day, I don't know why but you never fail to make me smile.

[Kaga]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
:DYour existence is like a ray of sunshine on an overcast day, I don't know why but you never fail to make me smile.

^ Better signature quote.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Aw shucks :3

[Sable]

I'm looking forward to the progression of this thread over the course of the semester as you slowly become less amused with her antics and begin using this as a place to rant about how batshit crazy this girl is.

[Kaga]

Sable said
I'm looking forward to the progression of this thread over the course of the semester as you slowly become less amused with her antics and begin using this as a place to rant about how batshit crazy this girl is.

Oh, I never said she never annoys me. She already has gotten on my nerves quite a few times. But, I intended for this thread to be a place to share humorous stories of how bizarre she is - not angry, ranty stories.

If I really feel the need, I might make a second Henry thread to rant about her negative qualities. But since the notion of me sharing everything she does on the internet already weirds her out a bit, justifiable in my mind partially due to the fact that she's kind of gaining a fanbase, somehow I don't quite feel right making her sound like a bad person.

Plus, she's so adorably innocent that I find it difficult to stay legitimately mad at her for more than five minutes.

On a related note, still debating whether or not to make a Doctor Who Henry thread. I mean, while I still feel like some others would appreciate keeping it all contained in another thread, she just hasn't given me as much bizarre DW material since I first suggested the idea. Funny how that timed out.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said And who was the focus of the episode she stumbled across? David Tennant.I cannot put into words how much she's enjoying this.

What does Ireland have to do with Gallifrey.

Kaga said On a related note, still debating whether or not to make a Doctor Who Henry thread. I mean, while I still feel like some others would appreciate keeping it all contained in another thread, she just hasn't given me as much bizarre DW material since I first suggested the idea. Funny how that timed out.

Do it. :P