[OOC] From Stardust, To Stardust

[Monkeypants]

There's just a dash of hostility in your post there buddy, no reason for it. "I'm not sure if you mean your special forces are meant to counter other dimensions or chaos forces but either way that sounds like it needs to be thought over very well" Not exactly sure what this is supposed to mean... Almost disrespectful. I have a feeling that we may have little interaction. we'll see how it goes.

[MrFoxNews]

I'm not trying to come off as hostile... sorry. As for the quote take it how you wish. I'm meerly pointing out that special forces countering other dimensions or an entire faction needs careful planning.

[Keyguyperson]

I'm not trying to come off as hostile... sorry. As for the quote take it how you wish. I'm meerly pointing out that special forces countering other dimensions or an entire faction needs careful planning.

@MrFoxNews

Attacking another dimension? You'd need someone who can control magic for that, or really, really advanced technology. Welp. If Chaos is coming back this soon, I'd better bump up the age of Mr. Confuseseveryonebyexistingbecausewedontlikethinkingoftimethatwaybutcomeonyouknowwhothisisbynowbecauseiamterribleatdroppinghintsandyoualwaysknowwhoimtalkingaboutatthispointanyways. But for now, it's time to have fun fun with the United Terran "Federation".

[Keyguyperson]

Sorry for the back-to-back post of evil, but happy birthday you people. You get a post. I've been neglecting speaking about Earth too much, and what little I've shown is in Europe, the Pre-War District, the current District and the Middle East. And only the last one had anything mentioned about conditions. So I'll say this: Hurricanes aren't named because there are too many and coastal cities all have dikes around them. The summers in areas not protected by insanely expensive weather control installations (Most places sparsely populated right now) are more or less hell on Earth, with temperatures reaching so high that without cooling suits like those used in spacesuits any unmodified human would die in a matter of hours. Winter is usually pretty tolerable (though with a lot of rain), provided you aren't somewhere where it dips below freezing. If you are? That rain is snow/hail/sleet, and there's a frightening amount of it. Countless species are extinct, and drug-resistant diseases ravage any area without easy access to medical nanobots. Africa is still mostly third world countries (By future standards, obviously), which-to the horror of the other members of the Federation-uses extremely little clean industry and energy. In other words: Earth is a shithole and is only becoming more of a shithole. And nobody cares as long as they're protected by weather control stations. So, you see, I can conveniently write scenes on Earth with normal weather, but also drop some ridiculously annoying anvils about climate change if I want to. Why did I write all that? I have no fucking clue.

[yoshua171]

See's no response to the Legion ship in Human space Huh, imagine that.

[Monkeypants]

I'll get you next, yoshua . I intended a double post but got tired. Also, keyguy, your initial paragraph in regards to the pony folk. +10 for your characters thinking like me!

[yoshua171]

Mmnk MP, no problem :)

[Keyguyperson]

See's no response to the Legion ship in Human space Huh, imagine that.

@yoshua171

Keyguy-senpai can complete lyforget about things happening whenever he wants. (So I mean it'll be in the next post)

I'll get you next, yoshua . I intended a double post but got tired. Also, keyguy, your initial paragraph in regards to the pony folk. +10 for your characters thinking like me!

@Monkeypants

Duck wanted me to remove MLP and Star Trek from human history. I said no, so every single human is going to be all "What the fucking fuck is this shit?" whenever they seen an Equestrian.

[Monkeypants]

First contact

Soldier A and B are in a bar. Equestrian walks err.. clops... in Soldier a: Dude, you see that? Soldier b: WOAH THE FUCK FUCK?! Soldier a: Dude, it's cool. I still have a vintage catalog where you can buy those baby horse girl toys. Soldier b: Oh, that's right. My little pony. MLP: Ha ha! first contact, how are you gentlemen! Soldier a: Yeah... look. My little pony was super lame. Soldier b: My sister watched it, said it was ok.. Soldier b: Seriously though, how did you guys achieve space flight? MLP: Magic. Soldier a: I see Soldier b: How do you build space ships? MLP: Magic. Soldier a: I see Soldier b: So.. how do yo repair your stuff if it breaks, like the tiny little shit. can you open latches and such? what about doors? MLP: Magic. Solider a: Huh... MLP EXPLODES VIOLENTLY! Every one turns to look. most gasping in amazement as four pony legs hit the floor Soldier b: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! Soldier a: Magic.

and why remove star trek?! ALSO, until I see an equestrian app in the Character tab, they do not exist to me.

[Apollo26]

This phone posting is hard, your next monkey so expect the Aradites to ask for a ship for revenge

[null123]

First contact

Soldier A and B are in a bar. Equestrian walks err.. clops... in Soldier a: Dude, you see that? Soldier b: WOAH THE FUCK FUCK?! Soldier a: Dude, it's cool. I still have a vintage catalog where you can buy those baby horse girl toys. Soldier b: Oh, that's right. My little pony. MLP: Ha ha! first contact, how are you gentlemen! Soldier a: Yeah... look. My little pony was super lame. Soldier b: My sister watched it, said it was ok.. Soldier b: Seriously though, how did you guys achieve space flight? MLP: Magic. Soldier a: I see Soldier b: How do you build space ships? MLP: Magic. Soldier a: I see Soldier b: So.. how do yo repair your stuff if it breaks, like the tiny little shit. can you open latches and such? what about doors? MLP: Magic. Solider a: Huh... MLP EXPLODES VIOLENTLY! Every one turns to look. most gasping in amazement as four pony legs hit the floor Soldier b: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! Soldier a: Magic.

and why remove star trek?! ALSO, until I see an equestrian app in the Character tab, they do not exist to me.

@Monkeypants

<Snipped quote by yoshua171> Keyguy-senpai can complete lyforget about things happening whenever he wants. (So I mean it'll be in the next post) <Snipped quote by Monkeypants> Duck wanted me to remove MLP and Star Trek from human history. I said no, so every single human is going to be all "What the fucking fuck is this shit?" whenever they seen an Equestrian.

@Keyguyperson

...You do realize we had a deal so MLP would be removed from UTF history right? I really do not care about Star Trek.

[Apollo26]

How can you remove something from human history? It makes no sense, they are a human nation you can just cut out parts of history

[null123]

Keyguy is free to adjust the history of the humans as he pleases, even if that means cutting out WW1 if he so wanted. I made a deal with him so MLP would not have been a thing, and its not as if it's that huge. I doubt bronies will start some major political revolution or something.

[Jeddaven]

I'm thinking of signing on with a nation of human exiles. Woop!

[Monkeypants]

I'm completely fine with mlp being removed from history.. It'd be nice if it were removed from our history... I mean literally here on earth now. I'd be completely cool. Well.. I'd rather have mlp than carebears.

[Keyguyperson]

I'm gonna have to retcon the Terran losses of the 2nd Battle of New Condria. I still lost 200 ships, but not 200,000 men. That's too low for 200 ships made out of unbelievably strong future materials that are in space and thus do not need to worry about things like "Being torn in half while turning because water exists". Now they lost half a million. Because I just really hate it when my characters can't bitch about ridiculous losses.

[null123]

Leonard Nimoy, who played Spock on TOS, is now dead. I imagine Keyguy has entered extreme mourning mode.

[Keyguyperson]

Leonard Nimoy, who played Spock on TOS, is now dead. I imagine Keyguy has entered extreme mourning mode.

@duck55223

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[NacNak]

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[Keyguyperson]

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