[OOC] Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

[Freeshooter92]

But this guy,

He's the scariest of them all.

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
Jagi is a crazy bastard with a bazooka and shotguns. I've seen it, I've LIVED it! Sonuva bitch can even take Thouzer!

But even TOKI'S Fruity ass fists can obliterate him. Lovingly, of course. Because Merciful Fist is the Merciestest of fists.
Only reason he would be able to take Souther is because he wouldn't be ballsy enough to get up close, he'd get some mooks to distract him while he blows his roman ass away with a bazooka. I gotta give Jagi one thing though...that helmet looks sweet. Makes him look like somethin' outta Kinnikuman.

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
But even TOKI'S Fruity ass fists can obliterate him. Lovingly, of course. Because Merciful Fist is the Merciestest of fists. Only reason he would be able to take Souther is because he wouldn't be ballsy enough to get up close, he'd get some mooks to distract him while he blows his roman ass away with a bazooka. I gotta give Jagi one thing though...that helmet looks sweet. Makes him look like somethin' outta Kinnikuman.

Pfft, the mere act of SHOWING PEOPLE HIS FACE makes them explode in agony!

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
Pfft, the mere act of SHOWING PEOPLE HIS FACE makes them explode in agony!

And that's why he's the heir to the Fist of the North Star, isn't it?
Oh wait.

[Freeshooter92]

FUCK YOU HE CAN HIT PRESSURE POINTS WITH HIS SHOTGUN. SOMEHOW.
Anyway, yeah. credit where credit is due:

[Fallenreaper]

Freeshooter92 said
Or having this guy pay a visit to her.

You've not seen Mar pissed.

[Freeshooter92]

Fallenreaper said
You've not seen Mar pissed.

You haven't seen what the average Fist of the North Star character can do. Srsly, punching tanks to scrap is tame by comparison.

[Fallenreaper]

Freeshooter92 said
You haven't seen what the average Fist of the North Star character can do. Srsly, punching tanks to scrap is tame by comparison.

*shakes head* You have little idea who's in her court. :p

[The Irish Tree]

Fallenreaper said
*shakes head* You have little idea who's in her court. :p

You ever seen a man's arms collapse into themselves because some buff dude jammed his thumb in his ribcage?
You ever seen a man's head literally turn inside out from same dude tickling you?
Fist of the North Star is scary shit.

[Freeshooter92]

And how do those Nanto guys kill people tree?

[The Irish Tree]

Freeshooter92 said
And how do those Nanto guys kill people tree?

BY FLAPPING THEIR WRISTS IN THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL WAY AND SLICING YOU WITH THE FRICTION GENERATED FROM THEIR FABULOUS HAND SWIPES!
Nanto Suicho ken is best ken.

[Fallenreaper]

The Irish Tree said
You ever seen a man's arms collapse into themselves because some buff dude jammed his thumb in his ribcage? You ever seen a man's head literally turn inside out from same dude tickling you?Fist of the North Star is scary shit.

Nay. I can do worse with vitamancy when Mar becomes a master.

Merely a look can cause someone's ribs to push outward, ripping and tearing skin as the bones straight outwards exposing the heart. One could collapse it, one chamber at a time, the thumping pouring blood into the lungs while it feels like needles (those very, very tiny ones) are being stuck roughly in. Skull could collapse, the brain crushed to a pulp while eyes bulge and blood spurts out to run down the face. IF feel really creatively I could slowly cause the jaw to rip itself free and have it dissolve into the chest cavity. Though I could list more, I'm not currently feeling too morbidly creative at the moment. Beside, Fist of the North Star isn't in Blood Act.. so what's the point?

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
BY FLAPPING THEIR WRISTS IN THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL WAY AND SLICING YOU WITH THE FRICTION GENERATED FROM THEIR FABULOUS HAND SWIPES!Nanto Suicho ken is best ken.

Eh, Hokuto Shinken's manlier.

[Freeshooter92]

Fallenreaper said
Nay. I can do worse with vitamancy when Mar becomes a master. Merely a look can cause someone's ribs to push outward, ripping and tearing skin as the bones straight outwards exposing the heart. One could collapse it, one chamber at a time, the thumping pouring blood into the lungs while it feels like needles (those very, very tiny ones) are being stuck roughly in. Skull could collapse, the brain crushed to a pulp while eyes bulge and blood spurts out to run down the face. IF feel really creatively I could slowly cause the jaw to rip itself free and have it dissolve into the chest cavity. Though I could list more, I'm not currently feeling too morbidly creative at the moment. Beside, Fist of the North Star isn't in Blood Act.. so what's the point?

...
I think they did that. Srsly.

One time, a goon tried mimicking kenshiro's attack (Jabbing your thumbs into the victim's temples, causing their head to explode), but doing that made HIS OWN HEAD explode.

[The Irish Tree]

Fallenreaper said
Nay. I can do worse with vitamancy when Mar becomes a master. Merely a look can cause someone's ribs to push outward, ripping and tearing skin as the bones straight outwards exposing the heart. One could collapse it, one chamber at a time, the thumping pouring blood into the lungs while it feels like needles (those very, very tiny ones) are being stuck roughly in. Skull could collapse, the brain crushed to a pulp while eyes bulge and blood spurts out to run down the face. IF feel really creatively I could slowly cause the jaw to rip itself free and have it dissolve into the chest cavity. Though I could list more, I'm not currently feeling too morbidly creative at the moment. Beside, Fist of the North Star isn't in Blood Act.. so what's the point?

Is this why there was a conga line of Vitamancers last time?

[Fallenreaper]

Freeshooter92 said
...I think they did that. Srsly.

As I said, I wasn't morbidly creative right now so I'm only half assing it.

[Freeshooter92]

The Irish Tree said
Is this why there was a conga line of Vitamancers last time?

Not sure why there aren't more Psychomancy guys. It's by far the most powerful.

[The Irish Tree]

Fallenreaper said
As I said, I wasn't morbidly creative right now so I'm only half assing it.

Too spoop for me. Also holy jeez, if you started getting created, shit would turn into Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh REAL quick.
Pls don't. Pls.

[Freeshooter92]

And then there's Post-Apocalyptic Kung-Fu Jesus,
The GIANT FUCKING HORSE,
The Acrofatic guy,
Mad Scientist Impersonating Post-Apocalyptic Kung-Fu Jesus,
THE FABULOUS STAR OF ENCHANTMENT,
Crazy kung-fu Caesar,
RAOH, KING OF FISTS,
The crazy lord of trolls,
and a whole load of others. Like the American guy with the Bulldozer that has reclining seats and a nitrous injector.

[Fallenreaper]

Freeshooter92 said
Not sure why there aren't more Psychomancy guys. It's by far the most powerful.

Until a rune or other magical artifact stops the magic dead in its tracks, then the psychomancers are left with only physical attacks.