[OOC] Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

[Crossark]

My first time watching this:

[Crossark]

[Crossark]

Lucius...
It's been so long since your bouncing bunny avatar last graced my screen...

[Freeshooter92]

Alright, just coming in to keep cross from flooding the entire OOC.

:P

[Lucius Cypher]

I HAVE ANSWERED YOUR PRAYERS! NOW PROVIDE ME WITH A SUITABLE SACRIFICE IF YOU WISH FOR YOUR ORIFICES NOT TO BE GRACED BY MY NOODLY APPENDAGE!

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
I HAVE ANSWERED YOUR PRAYERS! NOW PROVIDE ME WITH A SUITABLE SACRIFICE IF YOU WISH FOR YOUR ORIFICES NOT TO BE GRACED BY MY NOODLY APPENDAGE!

What if I offered you...

This slip of paper?

[Crossark]

Lucius Cypher said
I HAVE ANSWERED YOUR PRAYERS! NOW PROVIDE ME WITH A SUITABLE SACRIFICE IF YOU WISH FOR YOUR ORIFICES NOT TO BE GRACED BY MY NOODLY APPENDAGE!

Done.

[Crossark]

The Irish Tree said
What if I offered you...

Irish, have you ever played Finding Teddy?

[The Irish Tree]

Crossark said
Irish, have you ever played Finding Teddy?

Have you ever given Teddy an Operation?

[Crossark]

"...she had a argument with Cynn"

[Lucius Cypher]

The Irish Tree said
What if I offered you...

YOU THINK THIS IS A SUITABLE OFFER!?

[Crossark]

The Irish Tree said
Have you ever given Teddy an Operation?

Yes. A long time ago. I saw that the day it came out.

[The Irish Tree]

Lucius Cypher said
YOU THINK THIS IS A SUITABLE OFFER!?

What if I threw in this sweet mech too?

C'mon man. It looks pimpin'!

[Lucius Cypher]

Crossark said
"...she had a argument with Cynn"

Alright alright, sorry, I'll change it.

"...she had an argument with Cynn"

[Crossark]

Trying to write a parody of Space Oddity for the IC is difficult.
All I can get is, "This is Master Khan to," before I have to stop.
NOTHING RHYMES WITH GROUND CONTROL!

[Crossark]

By the way, Rhymezone.com doesn't do anything to help.
"This is Master Khan with his spring roll."
"This is Master Khan to Rathel's hole."
"This is Master Khan with barber poles."
"This is Master Khan in the borehole."
"This is Master Khan. He has a mole."
"This is Master Khan. Look, a black hole!"
"This is Master Khan's anthracite coal."
And my favorite:
"This is Master Khan's cinnamon roll!"

[Lucius Cypher]

This is Master Khan to college patrol?

[Crossark]

Lucius Cypher said
This is Master Khan to college patrol?

One syllable too long.

[Crossark]

Grey's Patrol!

[Lucius Cypher]

Good enough.