I shall say the same about you, because truth is a wonderful (and horrible) thing. At least it isn't horrible in your case. I also think that you've got a wonderful sense of humor. If your grasp on the English language is as worthy as I think it is here, I wonder what it would sound like in-
No, Gramma, bad girl. Check yoself.
Sorry, my other personalities get in the way sometimes.
Bitch be trippin' she so ratchet.
That one is particularly nasty; it has a tendency to speak in Ebonics and use ridiculous words found mostly on 4chan.
Yee. Git rekt.
So sorry. So, so sorry.