[OOC] Heroes of Beacon - the Next Chapter

[KabenSaal]

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Well, since it's a long distance relationship which would make the first option basically impossible, I'm going to guess it's the second. Who knew that hunting pigs would build a healthy relationship? I'll try to take your advice to heart, Kaben.

@Guess Who

[HereComesTheSnow]

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If there was a need for a wise-cracking samurai in this setting I would've done it.

@Sho Minazuki

Napoli does have the "smartass" thing on lock

[Guess Who]

I've been sitting in the back left corner of the classroom next to the window for a week and a half now and I still haven't gotten any cool superpowers or an all-powerful notebook. Anybody know how long I have to wait until I become an anime protagonist?

[KabenSaal]

Maybe you are just an NPC

[Kaithas]

Yeah so

I already said this in the topic

I'm just making these fighting profiles for funsies

not gonna give myself ALL THE CREDITS or anything XD

[Jedly]

You could accidentally fall onto a heroine and go down that kind of route. Or find the other protagonist and switch roles.

Romcom or Harem, pick your poison.
EDIT:
oooooooooooooooooooooor find some alien artifact from eons ago and go down the scifi genre.

[KabenSaal]

Or you could find GOD as a cute but eccentric student in your high school.

[Lucius Cypher]

Nah, what you need is to get a badass scar from that one time you tried to be a hero, only to get your ass kicked and become jaded and disillusioned at the world. Then you'd meet a strong-willed but naive girl who insist on justice and stuff which you disagree with, but begrudgingly follow along anyways as you face the demons of your past and regain your idealism.

Alternatively make your hair very spiky and dye it red. Bitches love spike red heads.

[Guess Who]

Maybe you are just an NPC

@KabenSaal

I refuse to be lost to obscurity. I shall become the comic relief if need be.

You could accidentally fall onto a heroine and go down that kind of route. Or find the other protagonist and switch roles.

Romcom or Harem, pick your poison.
EDIT:
oooooooooooooooooooooor find some alien artifact from eons ago and go down the scifi genre.

@Jedly

Hmm, having a harem sounds pretty nice, not going to lie.

Nah, what you need is to get a badass scar from that one time you tried to be a hero, only to get your ass kicked and become jaded and disillusioned at the world. Then you'd meet a strong-willed but naive girl who insist on justice and stuff which you disagree with, but begrudgingly follow along anyways as you face the demons of your past and regain your idealism.

Alternatively make your hair very spiky and dye it red. Bitches love spike red heads.

@Lucius Cypher

Coincidentally, I already have natural red hair. Now I just need to make it spiky and get the scar. Hmm. Does the time I fell off a playground slide when I was 2 and split my lip open count?

[HereComesTheSnow]

>having a harem sounds nice

No

[Guess Who]

>having a harem sounds nice

No

@HereComesTheSnow

[Lucius Cypher]

Coincidentally, I already have natural red hair. Now I just need to make it spiky and get the scar. Hmm. Does the time I fell off a playground slide when I was 2 and split my lip open count?

@Guess Who

No, it needs to be when you tried to fight against EVIL! Though do flaunt that cut, make up lies if you have to. You can be one of those wannabe heroes that impresses all the girls with your false tales of heroism, but when danger truly arise you will stand the test of time and be the hero you claimed to be.

Also, find a pretty girl and swear that you've met her as a child before. Tell her that you know her, and that you remember the kindness she showed you that day, and that you've always looked up to her and that you want to be a man for her. Don't think you got to devote yourself to her though cause after you do this you'll practically be surrounded by bitches who want a taste of your honor.

[Onarax]

RIP @Guess Who, it was nice knowing you.

Good luck with all this...

Advice?

[KabenSaal]

Don't be the hero that apparently dies to give a plucky youth the motivation to become a hero himself, only to tuyrn up later as the mastermind that has been hampering him for years.

[HereComesTheSnow]

go talk to that beautiful pale woman underneath that streetlamp with no arms, legs, or shadow

let her bite you

[Forsythe]

That's one mutilated streetlamp.

[HereComesTheSnow]

not as mutilated as your ass after my boot makes its home there boy

[KabenSaal]

Why would a Boot make it's home in a mule? Why not the cupboard? Or the boot rack?

[Lugubrious]

This seems like frown-inducing offtopicry.

[KabenSaal]

This seems like frown-inducing offtopicry.

@Lugubrious

Na, it's more like, dog-inducing boneicry