[OOC] Oakenheim (Modern Supernatural RP)

[Spawnling]

"Motherfucking assfuck!"

@Tenish the Mighty

I think my favorite part of this is I'm envisioning it with a deadpan face. Like completely deadpan, but his body is spazzing out like crazy.

[Arcanaut]

Speaking of Orion swimming

My Hider

[Tenish the Mighty]

*punchline rim shot*

[Piercing Light]

I'll be posting later, sorry for the delay peoples.

[Spawnling]

I've been avoiding posting mostly so it wasn't just me and Constantine posting rapid fire over you guys. Then it looked like it died for a moment.

Sedate RPs through me for loops sometimes.

[Constantine]

*Sits in the corner pouting*

[Tenish the Mighty]

I've been avoiding posting mostly so it wasn't just me and Constantine posting rapid fire over you guys. Then it looked like it died for a moment.

Sedate RPs through me for loops sometimes.

@Spawnling

Indeed, in this we are kindred.

[Spawnling]

*Sits in the corner pouting*

@Constantine

*pat pat* Don't worry, I didn't abandon you.

@Tenish the Mighty

We're kin in a lot of ways it seems. Maybe I'm your alternate account.

[Tenish the Mighty]

Maybe you are all my alternate accounts and I'm just some kook who likes to stage elaborate forum narratives with themselves.

Or perhaps I am all of you peoples' alternate account, generated by the gestalt of your need for a black, mildly pretentious hipster.

The possibilities are staggering and slightly insipid.

[Arcanaut]

Maybe you are all my alternate accounts and I'm just some kook who likes to stage elaborate forum narratives with themselves.

Or perhaps I am all of you peoples' alternate account, generated by the gestalt of your need for a black, mildly pretentious hipster.

The possibilities are staggering and slightly insipid.

@Tenish the Mighty

That would explain why we put up with your shenanigans.

P.S. Am I doing this right?

[Constantine]

I shall wait for another post before posting myself. We want to avoid a speed posting situation after all.

*Nods in agreement with self*

[Spawnling]

@Arcanaut
You didn't yell about how we're related, so no.

@Constantine
Agreed

[Tenish the Mighty]

P.S. Am I doing this right?

@Arcanaut

I have no idea, but that is a puma in a beret, so I'm voting yes.

[Darcs]

So are we allowed to speak for nine tails or what?

[Piercing Light]

I'll do that. Probably should have said that.

[Darcs]

P.S. Am I doing this right?

@Arcanaut

The REVOLVER isn't even SPINNING, christ, jesus FUCKING DICK how CASUAL can you even BE!?!

@Piercing Light K

[Arcanaut]

<Snipped quote by Arcanaut>
The REVOLVER isn't even SPINNING, christ, jesus FUCKING DICK how CASUAL can you even BE!?!

@Piercing Light K

@Darcs

If you were to spin a single action revolver ala Russian roulette then the first few chambers would be empty due to the fact the bullets weigh them down. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is brought up when you're fighting Revolver Ocelot the second or third time in MGS3

[Darcs]

@Arcanaut
Are you trying to distract us from the fact that Danny totally wants to bang that fox?

[Spawnling]

I almost feel bad for Maxwell being stuck up with August while all this exciting stuff down below happens.

Almost.

[Arcanaut]

@Darcs
>Implying he isn't a righteous paladin of justice
>Implying he isn't really just a giant ken doll

If he does, he's too stupid to consciously realize it. Really at this point it could end like an episode of [insert any cartoon here] where everyone learns the power of friendship, or he could end up decapitating her and painting ritual symbols all over his body in her blood. I like to play things by ear.

Besides, after living in Texas for so many years I have to prove I know something about guns.