[OOC] Table of Monsters

[The Grey Dust]

I loot the bag of holding and shove various samples down the bag.

[Lugia]

Mind making a post of that? No need to roll, though, the bag, itself is empty.

[The Grey Dust]

Done. Um, R'lyeh's got block of text speech down. And may or may not be kidding about the vivisection part.

[Lugia]

Heh, good luck with that, 'cause she's got an enchanted dress that gives her +15 defense, and allows her to dodge critical hits... and the barrier spells. Oops, did I just say that to everyone?

[The Grey Dust]

Then just take the dress off her?
Sure he might get slapped for disrobing her, but it's not like she's a trained monk who can do massive unarmed damage.
Simple solutions :P

[Lugia]

That's not going to happen, lol, trust me. Basically, think of it this way, she's supposed to be basically impossible to damage at this point in the RP.

[The Grey Dust]

Oh. So she's got one of them Dresses of PLOT armor+6 on. Darn :I

[Lugia]

Yeah, pretty much. There's a reason behind this... and I suppose I should post IC again, soon.

[Lugia]

Dang it, @Lugia, POST ALREADY SO WE CAN MOVE ON!

[KaBling]

Gambling stuff off drunk hunter:

>Require at least 10 on a d20 -> roll 14 + 5 wis -> success
>Gain supplies, chest armour (+1 defence), 7 gold

[Lugia]

Edit that gold to bronze, and you've got your post.

[The Grey Dust]

Thief should do a check to steal that dress off her... -cough- I mean um... -insert witty comment here in my voiceover-

Speaking of this, when you folks read my text, what sort of voice do you guys have speaking in your head?

[Lugia]

A 'normal' voice, so to speak. I don't know too many celebrities, so I dunno too many voices. Also, that check would fail. Her bracelet is enchanted to stop thievery. I honestly don't know why she has to be accompanied by a group, but maybe she's not right in the head.

[Eklispe]

*Obligatory day without posting poke*

[Lugia]

It's been so long, Evanist's avatar grew a beard and wings!...
so, about a day. Anyways, I'm guessing Grey still won't post for a while, but Kabling (at least in a couple hours) and Ridlins can.

[Evanist]

Thats no beard! Its just... fur....

[The Grey Dust]

You are no longer an Eevee. This is a problem. I wished to introduce you to a Ditto and make eggs for Pokeomelets.

[Lugia]

Well, he's calling himself a dragon... maybe it would still work, just make it a dragon omelet.

[The Grey Dust]

Dragons and Dragonomelts give me indigestion.

I'll just stick with my bucket of potato wedges.
Which were in no way obtained from demonic offerings to elder entities.

[Lugia]

So, we've got two for going as far away from the city as possible, one for taking her directly TO the city, and one for leaving her there... looks like we're going with plan B again.