Ummm... I expect a detailed and humorous story about a "surprise can-can".
Where you just walking down the street minding your own business when all of a sudden a wild and fashionable dance crew appears, the leader then approaches you takes off his aviator sunglasses, looks you in the eye and challenges "Dance battle under the bridge tonight! Bring your crew cause I'm packing mine! Also bring a mop for your blood! And a cupcake." Then he shimmys away into the shadow and his crew electric slides after him.
So now you must gather your friends and loved ones and prepare to defend the sacred honor of your father's famed dance studio, and along the way discover true love and something about your self that you never knew was there all along?
