[OOC] Civilization - New Lands, New Glory

[Cyclone]

@KaiserAuto

Oh, yeah. That was supposed to be directed at Chenzor.

[barkmeat2]

@Chenzor

LOL. Tags: Small Group. Okay. Sure. Yeah. We believe you. All 10+ of us.

Toppest of keks.

[Chenzor]

Do we go ahead with turns again?

@ActRaiserTheReturned

I try to advance the turn once a day at least. It's hard because we're so many now, making posts takes a lot of time.

This place seems increasingly more hostile, damn.

@Chenzor will I decide when the expedition returns or will you?

@KaiserAuto

I will decide! If that doesn't cause trouble for you, of course.

Well i want to enter as Humans
The Name:Peoples Of Antant
Race:Humans
Location:I want to be in the in middle of the map exactly in the peninsula
Town:Tasphra
Color:Nation

@Murtox

You're welcome to join but the blue color is already taken! Hard finding a good color these days...

@KaiserAuto

I saw you mention NPC nations in the OOC. Do you plan to make some of them to add to the map, or are we free to just discover a bunch of elves/trolls/whatever living nearby to interact with?

@Cyclone

You will discover them eventually. Some will rise with you, some will fall at your hand, and some may become your greatest allies or enemies in these realms. Expect to find them soon ;)

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Add to this that these are ancient hunters with four times the strength of actual ancient hunters.

@ActRaiserTheReturned

Isn't 4 times a bit... Overdone? How much bigger than a human are they? I mean I could go with 2 times or 1.5 times...

Are you still taking apps?

@ForeverBWFC

You're welcome to join but if you want a custom race I'd rather it was a simple one (something already existing in the fantasy mainstream spectrum perhaps?)

@Chenzor

LOL. Tags: Small Group. Okay. Sure. Yeah. We believe you. All 10+ of us.

Toppest of keks.

@barkmeat2

KEK. Changed that. From the beginning I was going to keep it at 5 but seeing as so many people wanted to do group rather than 1x1 I thought "What the heck".

Turn will advance once I come home! Expect it in 2-3 hours, maybe more.

[KaiserAuto]

Certainly not @Chenzor

[Chenzor]

With the join of these two new players and the surprise-join of @ForeverBWFC, I am now closing this RP to the masses! If people drop out they can be replaced, but for now I cannot accept anymore players. We're far too many now xD

[KaiserAuto]

@Cyclone no problem

I really enjoyed writing that IC post.

[barkmeat2]

Now if you think about it food is a vital and important to any culture...

However if you jags think you can out food the food civ you are foolishly deluding yourselves. Legends tell that Citrus children are born with a wooden spoon in hand. By the age of 10 they have mastered several martial tarts. Crumbled empire cakes. Led daring gorilla raids into the heart of the Communist Pantryia. You're fed kiddo.

You believe that taking 2 turns into fooding will sway the tides of war? Do you think fooding is your ally? You merely adopted the food. We was born in it, molded by it. We didn't see the bottom of the plate until we were already men, by then it was nothing to us but blinding(due to it being licked clean.)

[KaiserAuto]

I am a dwarf and we eat a lot of things.

[Voltus_Ventus]

Umm, I'm just trying to get my people to not die.. We aren't exactly advanced. Since we only just discovered pottery and made bread for the first time ever.

[barkmeat2]

@KaiserAuto@Voltus_Ventus

A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd been kidnapped by an evil witch and a drug lord.

Hmm? 'What does that have to do with the food thing'?

Oh I thought we were listing examples of bad excuses.

(On the real though, I hope you don't take any of these jokes to heart as some sort of subtle and malicious quip, I'm not that intelligent.)

[KaiserAuto]

We eat a lot of things.
And thanks to this... Me and my legion of one billion other dwarves fought the Super-Dragon-God-Cthulhu Yg'Saboth and I, KaiserAuto, the Super lord-kaiser-emperor-ceasar-imperator-khan of the Dwarves destroyed the Super-Dragon-God-Cthulhu Yg'Saboth with my pinky- whilst being blind.

[Voltus_Ventus]

@KaiserAuto@Voltus_Ventus

A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd been kidnapped by an evil witch and a drug lord.

Hmm? 'What does that have to do with the food thing'?

Oh I thought we were listing examples of bad excuses.

(On the real though, I hope you don't take any of these jokes to heart as some sort of subtle and malicious quip, I'm not that intelligent.)

@barkmeat2

Too late...

[salamimike]

For the goblins turn they are digging holes

[KaiserAuto]

When my turn comes and I choose improve infrastructure...
THINGS WILL GO DOWWWNNNN.

[barkmeat2]

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Too late...

@Voltus_Ventus

Whoa, my bad. Didn't mean it like that. I wrote that for fun, I wasn't criticizing your choices. I'll tone down on the jokes that mention other civs.

[barkmeat2]

When my turn comes and I choose improve infrastructure...
THINGS WILL GO DOWWWNNNN.

@KaiserAuto

U wot m8.

[KaiserAuto]

Literally.

[Chenzor]

Now if you think about it food is a vital and important to any culture...

However if you jags think you can out food the food civ you are foolishly deluding yourselves. Legends tell that Citrus children are born with a wooden spoon in hand. By the age of 10 they have mastered several martial tarts. Crumbled empire cakes. Led daring gorilla raids into the heart of the Communist Pantryia. You're fed kiddo.

You believe that taking 2 turns into fooding will sway the tides of war? Do you think fooding is your ally? You merely adopted the food. We was born in it, molded by it. We didn't see the bottom of the plate until we were already men, by then it was nothing to us but blinding(due to it being licked clean.)

@barkmeat2

Fucking lol'd

I am a dwarf and we eat a lot of things.

@KaiserAuto

The true eaters-of-a-lot-of-things are the ogres. There's a breed of ogres described as eating anything, including your opponents and their armor.

Umm, I'm just trying to get my people to not die.. We aren't exactly advanced. Since we only just discovered pottery and made bread for the first time ever.

@Voltus_Ventus

I really liked that post about Clay by the way. Hoping to see more of that!

When my turn comes and I choose improve infrastructure...
THINGS WILL GO DOWWWNNNN.

@KaiserAuto

Don't go overboard! o.o

Working on an IC post now btw! Sorry for taking so long.

[KaiserAuto]

I crai errytiem.

[Chenzor]

Done! Hope I didn't miss everything... It's a bit messy now that we're 13 people. o.o