[OOC] Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

[rivaan]

Wow... while all the shaenanigans are going on, Cath will probably just leave and go find Salithrielle and have themselves a nice holiday vacation while all the madness sorts itself out xD

[Rithy]

@Monochromatic Rainbow
Its usually shortened to just TTS, even by the creators.
Also, how are you so heretical but not dead? o.O

@Rithy
Knowing Aleph, he'll probably end up charging head first into the Warp for shits and giggles and may or may not prod you into do so.

@ClocktowerEchos

Adrianne: *Sees Aleph go charging off into the nearest warp portal* "Been there, done that... " *Sighs*

[ClocktowerEchos]

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Adrianne: *Sees Aleph go charging off into the nearest warp portal* "Been there, done that... " *Sighs*

@Rithy

I'm mildly amazed that he's been able to resist the calling of Khorne (IC ofc), he's basically an Daemon Ork in a human body.

[Rithy]

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I'm mildly amazed that he's been able to resist the calling of Khorne (IC ofc), he's basically an Daemon Ork in a human body.

@ClocktowerEchos

Ohhh, I'm sure we can make him affiliated with something cooler than Khorne at the very least! :D

Wow... while all the shaenanigans are going on, Cath will probably just leave and go find Salithrielle and have themselves a nice holiday vacation while all the madness sorts itself out xD

@rivaan

Something tells me that whole vacation could be summed up in one word :P

[CENSORED]

^_^

(before being purged by a righteous exterminates!)

[rivaan]

@Rithy true enough xD though I have the feeling the exterminates might find themselves in a pickle xD cause... well Cath likes to play with exlposives beside swords and whips xD

[Antediluvixen]

@ClocktowerEchos

Good at hiding it.

@Rithy
Just make sure to send her to Tzeentch or Slaanesh's area.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Rithy Like what? O.O

@rivaan What if the Adeptus Soreitus comes in, what will you do then? :P

@Monochromatic Rainbow I'll need to take notes then...

[rivaan]

@ClocktowerEchos have no idea who those people are even google doesnt find anything on them :3 but my answer will be as follows: explosions, chainswords and whips xD

[ClocktowerEchos]

@rivaan They're the Sisters of Battle

[rivaan]

@ClocktowerEchos you mean the adepta sororitas? Well answers stays the same, explosions, swords and whips :3 and I hear they also like to use that tactic xD

[Rithy]

@rivaan They're the Sisters of Battle

@ClocktowerEchos

Salisthrielle could always just conjure a portal right at the destination of their drop pod, leading directly to Slaanesh's realm in the warp; thus solving the problem with the SOB nicely & be back in time for a beach trip with Cath :D

@ClocktowerEchos

Good at hiding it.

@Rithy
Just make sure to send her to Tzeentch or Slaanesh's area.

@Monochromatic Rainbow

NO! Nurgle realm for you -.-

Neither Tzeentch or Slaanesh deserve to spend eternity with you! No crime could justify such a punishment :O

[Antediluvixen]

@Rithy

Awww

Nurgle sucks though

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Rithy

Couldn't we just send @Monochromatic Rainbow to an Ork world or something then? I'm sure the Orqs and Squiggly Bitches would love some more company c:

[Antediluvixen]

@ClocktowerEchos

P. sure the Orkoids don't actually have genitalia, since they reproduce by giving off spores and shit.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I know that and I didn't mean it like that. But, I mean that there are some people who are into that kind of stuff I guess. If your technophile is also an orkophile, I won't judge. Although it is heresy but I'm not sure if the AdMech or the Imperium would really care about it?

[Antediluvixen]

@ClocktowerEchos

She gets plenty of action regardless.

If anything, sending her to an Ork world would probably be a good method of exterminatus.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Wait, I thought she was a techpriest, not a T-1000 on steroids firing mininukes and blackhole guns from atop a t-rex o.O

[Antediluvixen]

@ClocktowerEchos

Who said she would do all the killing personally?

See, if you sent her on an Ork world, she'd get bored because there'd be nobody to talk to, or bang, or argue with.

So she'd start experimenting, and it would only be a matter of time until she scrapped together the components to create a bunch of cyclonic warheads and set them off from orbit.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@ClocktowerEchos

Who said she would do all the killing personally?

See, if you sent her on an Ork world, she'd get bored because there'd be nobody to talk to, or bang, or argue with.

So she'd start experimenting, and it would only be a matter of time until she scrapped together the components to create a bunch of cyclonic warheads and set them off from orbit.

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Well then...
Not going to lie, I didn't quite expect an answer like that.
I'm no expert on Imperial Navy weapons, but would Orks even have the needed parts to make such a warhead? Wouldn't the Orks also try to brutally muderize her before attempting to use her as part of a Trukk or something?
Also, pardon me for asking this, but does she have enough human left in her to properly bang someone? I never really looked into this area of the AdMech and techpriests nor have I found much in the way of this subject so I'm curious.
_{Doesn't help that I'm also a self confessed pervert}

[Antediluvixen]

@ClocktowerEchos
The whole reason she got shipped out to the middle of nowhere is because she likes banging people a lot, and the AdMech disapproves, b/c "weakness of flesh"

Aaand, from her cs:

Extensive Cybernetic Augmentation - Lilith’s cybernetic augmentation, while not as pervasive as some of the Mechanicus is far more than most anybody else in the Imperium will be able to afford or want to go through regardless. All four limbs and much of her skeletal system have been replaced as well as her heart, lungs, liver, adrenal glands, spleen, pancreas, kidneys; her skull is completely replaced and the material is visible in some places around her eye sockets and temples; her eyes too have been replaced but still resemble normal eyes; her spine, while still mostly organic, is heavily reinforced to cope with the large increase in weight as well as to resist damage far better than an unaltered spine; most of her torso is, in terms of exterior appearance, unaltered.

And a basic idea of what she looks like.

And as I've said, she specializes in weapons and cybernetics.

She's resourceful :P