[OOC] R.A.T.S. - Rapid Assault Tactical Squad - 1 Slot Open

[Genni]

This is Rocksmith's girlfriend. Lily.

@rush99999

You mean the girl whose been bouncing around our top-secret base really is Rocksmith's girlfriend? I supposed we'd better let her come inside then.

[rush99999]

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You mean the girl whose been bouncing around our top-secret base really is Rocksmith's girlfriend? I supposed we'd better let her come inside then.

@Genni

That's not Lily. Lily has short hair, not shoulder length hair. Also, she isn't the bouncy type.

[knighthawk]

So, since on the topic, whose characters are in what kind of relationship and family?
Rick is 5th of 9 kids, but considered dead by circumstance. He stays single or in open relationships due to the short lifespan he expects from the line of work.

[Genni]

So, since on the topic, whose characters are in what kind of relationship and family?
Rick is 5th of 9 kids, but considered dead by circumstance. He stays single or in open relationships due to the short lifespan he expects from the line of work.

@knighthawk

Oh, so that's why we have so many girls hanging around. Paternity test class action suit.

They went to a really weird place with the sequel to that film, didn't they?

Class Action

Class Action 2 (Volume 1)

[knighthawk]

@Genni

[Genni]

@knighthawk At least the dwarf has a nice view of the elf's 'sacred grove' while she goes all lumberjack on the ranger's tree trunk. XD

[knighthawk]

Elwood: The problem with elves is they ain't got no meat on their bones. You gotta get yourself a nice 250 pound dwarf, with hair on her chin you can hang on to!

[rush99999]

Elwood: The problem with elves is they ain't got no meat on their bones. You gotta get yourself a nice 250 pound dwarf, with hair on her chin you can hang on to!

@knighthawk

...Seriously?

[Genni]

...Seriously?

@rush99999

How else can you lower their unconscious body into the roasting pit without burning your hands?

[knighthawk]

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...Seriously?

@rush99999

Its at just the right angle with that look on its face, it looks like your muffin is talking. But which part do you question: The quoting of the D&D movie, or the idea of bearded 250 lbs women?

[rush99999]

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Its at just the right angle with that look on its face, it looks like your muffin is talking. But which part do you question: The quoting of the D&D movie, or the idea of bearded 250 lbs women?

@knighthawk

BOTH!

[knighthawk]

Well the movie quote was because of the GM talking about dwarves and elves. As for 250 lbs beardrd women...

[rush99999]

The picture is broken on my end.

[Genni]

Well the movie quote was because of the GM talking about dwarves and elves. As for 250 lbs beardrd women...

@knighthawk

Amazon don't seem to like hotlinked images...

[SimplyJohn]

I've cleared the path to the roof now, if someone takes out the staircase leading up from the ground floor we should be able to trap the SWAT Officers and move on to the Gungirls. That, or take advantage of the high ground to finish them off.

[rush99999]

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Amazon don't seem to like hotlinked images...

@Genni

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[SimplyJohn]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

@rush99999

Yo Momma's so fat, when people make jokes about her... they immediately have to apologise profusely, since her condition is obviously a medical problem which must cause her no end of grief.

[rush99999]

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Yo Momma's so fat, when people make jokes about her... they immediately have to apologise profusely, since her condition is obviously a medical problem which must cause her no end of grief.

@SimplyJohn

Well at least I have a mother. BOOM!

[General Scales]

I never come back to anything boring here I tell ya what.

[rush99999]

SWAT Officer 3
Stats: 13 / 6 / 6
Energy: ?

@Genni

You forgot to subtract 2 from attack and defense. SWAT Officer 3 is still crippled.