[OOC] R.A.T.S. - Rapid Assault Tactical Squad - 1 Slot Open

[Leolycan]

Leolycan, get those naked virgin female chickens or I'll make Heretic attack vex next.

@GodOfWar

... You kinda did already.

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Aww, c'mon. You've got more than enough chickens to share.

@Genni

True, I guess I could part with a few chickens... But the virgin's are non-negotiable.

[Genni]

True, I guess I could part with a few chickens... But the virgin's are non-negotiable.

@Leolycan

I've found that everything in life in negotiable, especially virginity.

[GodOfWar]

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... You kinda did already.

@Leolycan

Oops, I forgot.

Then I'll attack him again!

[Eklispe]

o daym, plot twist. I love it

[Genni]

Then I'll attack him again!

@GodOfWar

And this time he won't be so nice about it!

[knighthawk]

<Snipped quote by Leolycan>
You forgot the crate of sacrificial chickens, three dozen naked virgins and a large tank of raspberry jelly.

@Genni

I got a crate of feather pillows, a 55 galon barrel of lube, and 6 cheerleaders who now what the hell their doing!

[General Scales]

I would say burn it with fire but I don't think it would help.

[Eklispe]

I'm gonnna burn it with fire

[rush99999]

I'm gonnna burn it with fire

@Eklispe

Of course you are.

[KabenSaal]

I like how nobody gives a shit about the mass death and burnning happening right outside. Even seasoned veterans have been known to be tramatized by the death that war causes. And burning bodies has an aroma to it as well, further enhancing the disgust.

[Eklispe]

*Looks outside window* Um those burning bodies have been there for a while, soo....

Anyway I have no idea how to write for that so i decided to sound callous rather than idiotic. Also I said i was going to burn it with fire but i lied. XD

[General Scales]

Did somebody say burning body smell? Got that covered.

[Genni]

I like how nobody gives a shit about the mass death and burnning happening right outside. Even seasoned veterans have been known to be tramatized by the death that war causes. And burning bodies has an aroma to it as well, further enhancing the disgust.

@KabenSaal

Nightingale's Horrified by the scene, but knows she needs to keep going even while the bodies of the poor, innocent, virtuous young women Rocksmith just massacred so callously lay only a few feet away.

[Eklispe]

Bumblebee is vicious lol

[SimplyJohn]

What do we need to do to complete the mission now? Do we have to take down Heretic or will capturing Thrash end the fight automatically?

[knighthawk]

Brick has a gas mask on, so that is why he isn't affected by the smell yet.

[rush99999]

<Snipped quote by KabenSaal>
Nightingale's Horrified by the scene, but knows she needs to keep going even while the bodies of the poor, innocent, virtuous young women Rocksmith just massacred so callously lay only a few feet away.

@Genni

It was an accident! Rocksmith didn't intend on killing the girls.

[Leolycan]

It was an accident! Rocksmith didn't intend on killing the girls.

@rush99999

Accidental massacre is still a massacre. >.<. May not have been callously, but there is still alot of blood on his hands.

[GodOfWar]

God, this just turned from a good natured cartoon action movie to a bloody murder show. Heretic's just adding insult to injury, and most of the other heroes are using their action to either take it all in or weep.

~I love it!

[Eklispe]

We have a pretty kick butt gm