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Superhero/Villain: (Are they a superhero or a super villain?)

Age: (Any age is fine, since many superheroes have different ages. But at least give them a minimum age of thirteen.)

Gender:

Powers/Equipment: (The world is your oyster, but I recommend that the sillier/more incompetent/more creative you make this, the better.)

Weakness(es): (Again, the more comedic, the better.)

Appearance: (A real picture or description is preferred, but if you need to, anime pics are fine.)

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Name: Archie Vas

Alias: Supreme Lord of The Future

Superhero/Villain: Supervillian

Age: Twenty-three

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment:

- Stolen Timejumper Suit: Pinnacle of time-traveling attire, blast-proof, and has Minesweeper built in! (Air-tight. Bullet and blast-proof, range of short range sensors.)

- Genius Phone: Pinnacle of futuristic telecommunication technology, blast-proof, and has Minesweeper built in! (GPS. Hacking abilities. Information retrieval.)

- GG-G37R3K7 Personal Stun Gun: The only thing Archie owns that didn't have Minesweeper pre-installed. He needed to buy an illegal mod to get that... (Can produce near fatal electric shocks.)

Weakness(es):

- Water: Yep, still a design flaw in the future. (Suit needs to be complete submerged to malfunction. Phone and Stun Gun short out quickly if water gets in.)

- No Internet: Losing connection to Reddit for just a second would drive any sane person from his timeline absolutely batshit crazy. (Mainly a physiological thing. Could be used to distract him.)

- Old Music: Everyone knows Deadmau5 and Skrillix are for old people! (Same as previous thing.)

- Incompetence: Yep, he stole a time-travel suit. Cool stuff. Too bad he has no idea about the past and is a complete idiot. (He's really dumb.)

- Repetitive/Addictive Behavior: Yeah...the Minesweeper thing... (Yep, ain't bright.)

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Personality:
Archie Vas, aka "The Supreme Lord of The Future" makes Booster Gold look like a stoic figure of modesty and charity. If he isn't stealing something to better himself, he's either online playing an MMO like a psychopath or setting his browser to private for some alone time. Idiotic, egotistical, narcissistic, and just plain dickish don't describe him enough. Archie usually plays well with other villains, but eventually either talks their ears off or betrays them for his own gain. Most heroes just think he is an asshat.


Backstory:
Archie Prometheus Vas was born in 3693, in a parallel timeline where humans have somehow not blown themselves to bits by 3700. Born to a low class family in the People's Republic of New Jersey, reigned by His Eternal Dark Emperor Sir Christopher Christie. Archie lived a normal childhood of sitting in classrooms being taught by emotionless machines hours at a time, being neglected and ostracized by his classmates, and going home to stare at a screen for hours at a time.

At the age of eighteen, Archie moved out of his parents house in an 'angsty rebellion against the parental drones' and moved to New York City and soon found a job at The Museum of Natural and Unnatural History as a cashier. One day, a time-travel exhibit was moved into the museum and a 'genius' plan was devised. Archie would go to the past, steal millions in old world currency, and then place said millions in an offshore account to gain interest over almost two-thousand years.

Archie got the suit easily, stunning a guard close to death using an illegally modded stun gun and ran off with the suit. After donning the suit, Archie began to play with buttons and immediately was sent back to the archaic year of 2015. Just as he warped to our time, the suit shorted out and all time-travel components were useless. Lost in time and completely broke, Archie devised a second master plan to save his own skin.

1). Rob electronic stores for parts.
2). Kidnap theoretical-physicist/engineer.
3). Rob a bank with more then one-million dollars.
4). Profit!
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Name:
Rucks Kennithson

Alias:
He doesn't have one, he sort of just assumes that at some point someone will make one up for him


Superhero/Villain:
Alleged Villain

Age:
24

Gender:
Male


Powers/Equipment:
Artomancy
It's by far the fruitiest name a power has ever had but Ruck's doesn't really mind. This power allows anything he draws to come to life, however he cannot control these creatures as soon as they have ripped themselves from the page, with some exceptions. This power is obviously the best thing at birthday parties.

Myth Manipulation
No one's actually sure if this is a real power or not, Rucks claims that it allows him to control mythical beasts. The only problem is that they don't exist, (although Rucks has a room in his apartment devoted to finding them) apart from the ones that Rucks draws that come to life. Unlike other creatures these actually can be controlled. Although it might be that Rucks only chooses to control these creatures because they're cool.

Super Smalltalk
At this point it is safe to assume that Rucks is making up powers, to be fair to him, he is really really good at smalltalk. (possibly why he considers this a power)

Weakness(es):

FIRE
Fire burns paper, which destroys Rucks' minions. It's quite sad if you think about it, any phoenix's he draws will immediately be destroyed. He is actively trying to find a fix for it, short of starting up a charity. Because that would be plain dumb.

WATER
Water causes the paper to deteriorate. Another thing which causes the unfortunate deaths of some of his minions, in particular ones which use water based attacks. He is also trying to find a fix for this, laminating the paper works, but causes the creature to become immobile.

INK
Possibly the worst thing that can happen to one of Rucks' minions is foreign ink being splashed on them. It's like being hit by a barbed arrow and it takes intensive re-painting to heal properly. Anyone who resorts to these methods is frankly a monster.

DEFORESTATION
Naturally this is the slowest of the threats to Rucks and his minions, but it's the most dangerous. When the trees run out so does the paper, and that is a scary concept.


Appearance:
Apart from the above picture here are some neato details:
Rucks stands at 6'3, or for those who prefer the metric system, 191 centimeters.
Sometimes he wears glasses, but in reality they are just a dastardly disguise.
He's a sharp dresser and frowns upon people who appear unkempt.

Personality:
Despite popular belief Rucks is a nice guy, he throws birthday parties for kids (Especially orphans) and has two dogs named Mozart and Archimedes. He's also highly charismatic and quick witted, just like all good thieves. However he does have his flaws, he treats the whole thievery business as a game, therefore if he misses his mark he takes it as a large blow to his ego which ends up with him brooding on bridges and roof tops. He also doesn't take his actions seriously enough because he claims it's a victim-less crime.




Backstory:

Thievery is an art form, so it sweetens the deal when you're able to use literal art to do so. This is what keep Rucks in the game, the thrill, the heart-pounding risks, the adrenaline rush and of course, the final chase. But it wasn't always like that, Rucks used to be a boring thief, only stealing for money. It wasn't until he discovered his power that he started to steal for the enjoyment that he drew from it.

It was a rainy day in the city and Rucks was in his apartment, drawing a city landscape as he so often did, there was a spectacular view of a plaza from his window and the rain made it's bright lights dance and sparkle, he was at this point allowing his first layer of paint to dry off. He switched on his television set, it was some kids show, confused his checked his watch. Oh. It was THAT early? He had stayed up through the night, painting did that to him. He flicked through the channels, nothing was on and he eventually he got back to the first one. He sat back, it was interesting how these shows had changed since he was a kid, at least one thing stayed the same, the fantasy setting. A dragon was being slain on his screen. He took out his sketch pad, he hadn't drawn anything like that since he was a kid.

An hour and a half later (and three episodes of the show) later he was done, a sketch of a dragon, coloured with water pastels. Not his best work, but it had it's charm. He laid it down to dry and returned to his other piece. Mixing paint, applying it slowly but with a consistent tone. And then, a small noise. He was hearing things due to his lack of sleep, he just needed to finish this off. There it was again, a small yap, too high pitched for it to be Mozart or Archimedes. He turned around, had the neighbors cat found a way in? There it was. A dragon, the one he had drawn sitting next to his sketchpad which now had a large gap in his previous painting.

The beast prowled around the table, flicking it's tail and coughing out cartoon flames. It had to be a hallucination, Rucks thought, he'd finished his painting. He needed to sleep. But alas, the next morning it was still there, sleeping on his lap next to his dogs. Something had to be going on, he'd made a cartoon dragon come to life, he gave it an order, he made it right? It must obey him surely? It did, he asked it to go and wait at his desk and there it went, wings flapping off to wait. By the time Rucks arrived, fully dressed, the dragon was doing battle, against the knight which he had also drawn. "Stop!" he yelled, a small fire has started which he ran to put out, the dragon listened ad started in the defensive, the knight however did not, this is why Rucks assumes he can only control mythical beasts, but who knows why that knight refused to stop. He never really tested it out as now, he had a new power to play with out in the city.


Other:

He has an array of alter ego's that he buys for a dime a dozen, as a result he uses these freely.
His suits are bought tailor made from a spectacular tailors off of main street, he recommends it to his friends and enemies alike.
He does have a preferred shoe maker, which requires a week out of town to go visit. He's more likely to recommend it to enemies to get rid of them.
He's actually a really good artist, which leads one to wonder why his minions mostly look like quick doodles. He claims it's because he doesn't own a photocopier so it takes too much time to draw them properly.

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Magus, the Toon Addict Master




Name:
MAGUS NEEDS NO NAME.
(Tarak Amren)

Alias:
Magus
Toon Master/Lord/Czar/Führer/Weirdo
(Most just call him the Cartoon Idiot, though.)

Superhero/Villain:
Super Villain

Age:
15 (That's like, 76 in dog years).

Gender:
Male
(In a different universe, he's probably female. We are not in that universe.)

Powers/Equipment:
Underline - Main power/source of power.
Italics - Sub-powers derived from the main power/source of power.

Cartoon Physics
Magus was granted the ability to follow physics found in old cartoons, making him a sort of 'living cartoon'. For this reason, Magus is granted several abilities pertaining to cartoons.

Acme Arsenal
Magus has access to many impromptu weapons which are commonly supplied to him by the Acme corporation. In addition to these impractical and stupid weapons, Magus can also call down items from the sky (although they hit him more often than not). Plant pots, bowling balls, bricks and more are all incorporated into his dirty fighting style.

Cartoonic Invulnerability
Magus is able to survive situations which would be deadly to others. Falling from ridiculous heights, being thrown great distances, being crushed by falling objects and the like. Firearms and the like leave gaping holes in Magus' body that disappear after a period of time. Cartoonic Invulnerability will sometimes apply to anyone that Magus is fighting at the time, preventing them from being harmed in certain ways.

Elasticity
Magus isn't able to stretch himself on whim like Mr. Fantastic, but can be stretched by other people or objects. He stretched limb goes back to normal after a short amount of time.

Flat Body
Upon being hit by a particularly large object (hint: fridge) Magus can be flattened into a paper-like form. It can be reverted, as long as Magus is concious after being hit. Someone used him as a flag once when it first happened.

He never did get over that.

Gravity
If Magus is suspended in mid-air, he can stay in mid-air, as long as he forgets about the pertaining situation of gravity. Upon being reminded or realizing on his own, he will fall. Quickly.

Pocket Dimension
The place where the Acme Arsenal is stored. Magus is able to pull out a variety of his impromptu weapons, seemingly from behind his back. If only they were more useful...

TNT n' Explosions
As with all cartoons, Magus also has explosives at his disposal. Fireworks, TNT, dynamites, bombs and the like. While these explosives destroy objects and buildings as normal, they only cover sentient things in black soot and smoke. Should the explosives blow up on Magus, he sometimes temporarily turns into a pile ash.

Weakness(es):

Anvil
Every single day without fail, an anvil is guaranteed to fall from the sky and crush Magus.

Every. Single. Day.

It can happen at any time, but it conveniently tends to appear when Magus is in the midst of one of his plans-of-the-day. While the anvil itself doesn't "damage" to Magus per say due to his cartoon invulnerability, it flattens him and knocks him out, putting an end to any plans he had in progress, and more often than not resulting in victory for the heroes he was currently fighting. In fact, the heroes who are particularly familiar with Magus' recurring anvil issue tend to just stall him until said anvil makes its move.

It may be because of his ignorance or arrogance, but Magus has never once considered that the anvil has ever been the cause of his defeat at any point in time, and instead blames it on men who are specifically 24 years old.

Non-Lethal
Stemming from his power as a cartoon addict master, Magus is unable to kill anything with his power. No damage that Magus does to other people are lethal or permanent, and any damage sustained disappears will disappear in time. For example, bullets he fires from guns don't puncture adversaries. They feel more like paintballs or bb bullets, and sort of bounce of their target. Still hurts though.

Propulsion
An ability also finding roots within Cartoon Physics. Often times, when heroes attack Magus, he will be knocked back at great speeds and distances. The force of this movement is enough to leave Magus-shaped holes in walls and large craters in the ground should he be propelled to high altitudes. In the same vein, Magus will shoot skywards upon feeling the slightest perforation or puncture. It becomes somewhat inconvenient when it happens inside of buildings, for obvious reasons.

Failure
Like most cartoon characters, Magus' arsenal comes from the ACME corporation, known for their failure-prone products and lack of refunds. All of his weapons are bound to fail at some point, but that doesn't stop him from trying.

In cases where Magus misses his attacks (more common than one might think), it is almost guaranteed that he will be hit instead.

Perhaps it's because he's a villain, but it seems that Magus is doomed to fail in his evil plans - likely because the plans are evil and evil is supposed to fail because bad is bad and being bad is bad and is not good because good is good and is not bad but is good, which is good because Magus is bad (which is not good).

Restraint
As everyone knows; being tied up sucks. This is especially true for Magus, as being tied up prevents him from using most of his abilities, save for his Cartoonic Invulnerability.

Space Jam
Insulting Space Jam is so devastating to him that he temporarily loses his powers and enters a state of despair. This doesn't happen often though, because one would have to be a demon to hate Space Jam.

Fedoras
Could accidentally attract The Universe Neckbeard to defeat Magus with his superior fedora-tips and resplendent Mountain Dew beams.

Dank Memes
Perhaps its due to his vendetta against the internet (it killed television), but Magus is unable to cope with the strength of memes that have a dank quality. They essentially act as attacks in their own right, where the dankness of the meme corresponds to the force at which Magus is hit. Kinda like antibiotics and bacteria, constantly using the same meme on Magus will make it slowly lose effectiveness.

No one likes overused memes.

Personality:
Magus is one of the most dangerous (ineffective) villains currently residing in Slant City. His name evokes fear (mild discomfort) in the populace and he defeats (is defeated by) heroes.

A drive accompanied by a lack of proper planning or foresight. For Magus, it's about the destination and remaining ignorant of the journey it takes to get there. In some ways, Magus can be pretty unpredictable, maybe it stems from his powers, maybe it was because he was dropped on his head as a baby on 27 separate occasions. In spite of it, Magus is both arrogant and rude to heroes and villains alike, and only seems to want to engage in his own plans - befitting that of your average saturday morning cartoon villain. Magus is extremely hot-headed, frequently over-estimating his abilities (and frequently misusing them at the same time) which is also a prevalent reasoning behind his defeat. If he wasn't so dense, maybe he could get something done, or he could try and do something about that anvil...

...Nah.

Backstory:
Magus comes from one of the more average families in Slant City. His mother was a avid cartoonist and murderer serial killer in her off-time, and his father was The Universe Neckbeard, a professional neckbeard known for having the most powerful fedora-tips on the west portion of the city. Such a simple life demanded more excitement, and this led Magus to find entertainment in cartoons, of which he became a connoisseur of cartoons at the age of 7. No child in the playground could compare to his worthless understanding of these television wonders, and he was soon ostracised from playing with the other children - they always ran away from him. Maybe that was an exaggeration. To be fair, they were playing tag at the time and Magus was 'it', but he was still salty about it. However, this particular tag game was no ordinary tag game, and was in fact hardmode tag. It lasted for 6 years, and included the entirety of the school (yes, even the staff) and The Universe Neckbeard, who sort of just threw fedoras and laminated memes at his son whenever he came close. That was probably where Magus' his hatred of the internet came from, actually.

However, it was not the 6 year game of hardmode tag which threw Magus over the edge. Someone spoiled Game of Thrones on the internet, and he stubbed his toe on the same day. This is when Magus had decided to undergo the ancient ritual which he found on the hellish place he knew as the internet. Some may have thought this ritual was fake, but Magus knew better; as much as he hated it, the internet doesn't lie. For 58.3333 recurring days he watched cartoons, a feat only achieved by the foolish, the brave, and the elderly who try to grasp at their lost childhood but can't since they're...old. For Magus, it was different. Perhaps he truly did become one with cartoons that day. Maybe the gods took pity on him and granted him a comical power because they were bored or something, or maybe it was that mystical artifact that he bought from a gypsy fifteen minutes prior to his binge watching session.

Probably not.

Other:
Did I mention he hates the internet?
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Name: Valerie Chen

Alias: Kunoichi

Superhero/Villain: Superhero (But she prefers the term Vigilante)

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Powers/Equipment:
- Hatsuen-dan Smoke Bombs: Everyone knows that ninjas and kunoichi use smoke bombs to make dramatic entrances and exits! Just don't inhale the smoke, lest you want to get asthma or Tuberculosis. She carries at least five a day.

- Silver Star Shurikens: Baka! Everyone knows that REAL ninjas use shurikens that they throw at high speeds! When one isn't enough, just keep on throwing more! You're bound to hit the enemy, right? Don't ask her where she keeps these things.

- Shinko Kunai: One of the marks of being a TRUE ninja! It's multi-functional! You can stab people with it, throw it AND stab people with it, attach those explosive tag thingy's, and create holes to like spy on people and stuff! It's basically a Japanese Swiss Army knife! She normally carries one, but keeps one or two extras if she manages to lose her main one.

- Mizugumo Water Sandals: It's a little-known fact that ninjas can walk on water! No, they're not Jesus or anything, they use these! We don't really know how or why, but it just does. What? Mythbusters said they don't work?! Baka! Stop watching those lame American shows!! Just because of that, we're not tomodachi anymore!

- Gensō no Kabe: Okay, so it can't kill people or stab them in the eye or something. But...It does make a (very obvious) paper wall that automatically matches other walls! Sure, sure..It's hard to breathe while being covered by the thing but hey, you're virtually invisible!

- Saoto hikigane Headphones: What do you mean you can't see 'em?! Oh...Right, they're supposed to be invisible! These useful headphones are more than just for rocking out to Morning Musume or AKB48 for they have an alternate setting that lets you eavesdrop on the conversations of people! Isn't that sugoi?!

- Ninja hansha shinkei: Ninjas are fast! They're agile! They use the shadows to their advantage! Ninjas are like thieves! Only better!! Plus, they don't exactly steal your flat-screen TV or break into your homes...That's just so warui!

Weakness(es):
- Limited Resources: One of Valerie's biggest weaknesses! A lot of her equipment is numbered or have numbered uses, plus it's really easy to overpower her and just snatch her gadgets for yourself.

- Light: Ehh? Nani?! Baka, baka! Ninjas aren't vampires like that ugly Edward from Twilight! But...It does make them highly visible and makes them stick out like a sore thumb. This is why she doesn't go out in broad daylight.

- She's a weab-I mean an Otaku: Squee!! Did you see the latest season?! Wasn't the shujinko so sugoi desu ne?! Eh? Don't make fun of anime desu! Everyone knows that they're the best thing about glorious Nippon! You're just urayamashi that they're better and your country isn't! (Self-explanatory. The minute she SEES something related to Japan, she goes ballistic.)

Appearance:
Shy, silent, soft-spoken Straight-A student by day...
Perky, loud, energetic and annoying ninja by night!

Personality:
If you ask any of her friends what she's like, they'll all basically say the same things: Quiet, shy, timid, perfectionist, genius, etc..
They're all what define Valerie Chen...By day anyway. What is it that changes a person's personality the moment the moon decides to greet us?

When night comes (Or at least when the school day ends) Valerie instantly locks herself in her room, turns on her laptop and sheds her facade of being the 'Perfect' girl in school. She becomes loud, obnoxious, and becomes a full blown Otaku! (As she likes to call it...) She spends hours of her day glorifying the all utsukushidesu Nippon, watching anime non-stop, eat Pocky and sushi that she constantly demands her mother to buy and fan all over the bishounen she encounters.

Backstory:
Valerie Chen was born to a Chinese mother and an American father. Her childhood was a pleasant and constant reminder of her mother's struggle for her to become perfect. And it shows! At a young age Valerie could play the piano and had remarkable grades in school. When she wasn't stuck reading a book, she would be studying for her next exam or practicing the perfect solo for her piano performance. How could one such as herself fall from grace?

It all started when her mother got pissed when she got a B on a Science quiz that she didn't get to study for. Such disgrace wasn't acceptable! Not for the Chen family name!! Stuck in a rut, she stormed to her room and grieve over her loss...That's when she was blessed by the Land of the Rising Sun itself when she found an anime DVD lying around on her floor. How did it get there? It must've been something that she bought once and never picked up again. Having nothing left to lose, she decided to spend the rest of her day watching the sad excuse for animation. But it was a sign...It was the beginning of a phase that she will soon regret.

To make a long story short: She gets obsessed, starts doing research about Nippon, blows half of her allowance on merchandise, decide that it's perfectly reasonable to start using broken Japanese in the Internet and she gets an epiphany; What if I become my own anime character?! Which is TOTALLY not an OC she created in her deviantART. And with her high IQ and the right materials, she decided to create her own set of gadgets and start fighting crime! She's like goddamn Hiro Yamada and Bruce Wayne fit into one bite-sized little girl! After a lot of time in the garage, it was finally high-time to start testing the bad-boys she's unleashed unto the world...The nights of Slant City better watch out...For the Kunoichi has made her way!

Other:
Have I mentioned she's a full blown Weaboo?
She's also a Yaoi fangirl.
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Name: Maxim Bolotnikov

Alias: Office Max

Superhero/Villain: Superhero


Age:
26

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment: Maxim can communicate with office supplies, or at least he thinks he can. Nobody knows for sure.

Weakness(es): His arch nemesis, Staples, and kittens. Kittens remind him of that tragic day he first received his “gift” and cause him great distress.

Appearance: Maxim is 5’7” with a slim build. He has a round face, with a strong nose and well-defined cheekbones, and striking green eyes with heavy lids. His light brown hair is cut short and brushed forward in an Ivy League style, which does not do much to disguise his rather large ears.

Personality: Maxim is, in general, a kind person, though he often does not understand social cues and can make people rather awkward unintentionally. He can be a bit outspoken and typically talks in a rather loud tone. He’s a real goofball and thoroughly enjoys jokes and general foolishness.

Backstory: Maxim was a mild-mannered office supply delivery man. One sunny afternoon, he was tasked with what he thought would be just another ordinary delivery job to a small business in the suburbs. Little did he know that that fateful day, he would have an experience that would change his life forever.

Coasting down the highway and jamming to his tunes, Maxim was too distracted by the swaying trees, the cool breeze, and a cloud that bore an astounding resemblance to a stapler to notice a cardboard box of tiny abandoned kittens in the middle of the road. A faint mew stirred him from his post-lunch stupor just in time to notice the box of hapless balls of fur, and he desperately yanked the steering wheel with all his might to avoid a devastating blow to his conscience. Luckily for his conscience, the truck missed the kittens, but instead it divorced the metal guardrail from its cozy anchor in the ground. The truck careened down the embankment into the forested area several feet below, a choir of tiny kitty shrieks complementing the orchestral snapping of the tree branches and the creaks of twisted metal. Maxim felt the airbag inflate and the last thing he remembered was the coffeemaker he had on the passenger seat flying toward him from the force of the fall and barely missing his head as it landed on his lap. Then there was blackness. Inky blackness, black as the HP 51604A black ink refill cartridge.

Hey….HEY! Yeah, you buddy. HEY!!!!

Maxim was awakened from the anesthetized void by what he thought to be a voice. It continued calling and he looked about to no avail to find its owner.

Down HERE, idiot. He heard it call, and he instinctively looked down at his lap. The coffee maker...was it speaking to him? The coffee maker explained to him that he had been saved by an unknown power and, due to his diligence and passion for the distribution and protection of office supplies, and had been given the power to understand them.

Maxim began to get overwhelmed with all that was happening. First a traumatic car crash, then the blessing of office supply communication, and now being stranded in the wilderness. The coffee maker, whom he soon began to call Mr. Coffee, assured Maxim that he and his other friends in the back of the truck would help him survive and pass on their collective wisdom. And so it was that Maxim spent three months at the foot of the hill, communing with the office supplies from his truck. They taught him how to survive and raised him as their own.

After he was found, news reports swept the country: “Local man lives for three months 50 feet from the Interstate,” “Grocers hate him! Local man discovers secret to living simply,” and “Proof of life in outer space? ‘Man’ survives fatal crash and lives for 5 years on nothing but granola bars!” Everyone thought he was crazy, deciding to survive in a gully instead of walking the 30 feet to a gas station for help. Others thought he was a survival genius, living for months with nothing but office supplies. Countless outdoors-men magazines clamored for an interview, but never did he reveal his true secret. It was too absurd. Or was it?

To this day no one is quite sure if he is truly blessed with a mystical power, or if his time living in isolation, not to mention his severe head trauma, drove him completely insane.

Other: Maxim has a very thick Russian accent and is actually a very soulful singer.
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Name: Alex Markfield

Alias: The Evil Emperor

Superhero/Villain: Supervillain

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment:
Burners, Go! - Alex can call an army of disposable mooks he calls as "Burners" from skies.

Attack of the 50-Foot The Evil Emperor - Alex and his clothing can grow to 50 foot (15.24m) in a pinch. However, he will explode in a spectacular fashion if he gets damaged enough. For some reasons, said explosion does not kill him and makes him shrink back to his normal height instead. (By the way, the redundancy is intentional.)

Weakness(es): Anything involving Alex's superpowers does not affect anything but superheroes and supervillains, including and up to buildings he intentionally or accidentally stomped on in his 50-Foot mode. This apparently causes every superheroes and supervillain involved (including Alex himself) to look more like a clown in a superhero/supervillain costume.

Appearance: Alex is 6'7" (200cm) with a rather muscular build. His face is rather sharp with somewhat large nose and a pair of non-natural sharp purple eyes combined with surprisingly black eyebrows. His hairs match the eyebrows and are long enough to reach his shoulders, covering his ears.
Alex always wears a black trench coat, a black helmet and a gas mask in public as his costume.

Personality: Alex always believes he is the supervillain the everyone fears of and always acts highly dramatic and pretentious, always talking loudly. He does not take it well when people laugh at him for whatever reasons, frequently attempting to kill them with his mooks and failing almost every time.

Backstory: Alex was exposed to shows like Power Rangers from when he was very young. He initially thought of becoming a hero, but he considered the idea a bad one as his logic ended up considering both party as villains, thinking that heroes are using the fact the villains are causing chaos as an excuse to beat them down before leaving, with no chance for the villain to simply leave the city instead of being beat down.

Once he was 16, he accidentally summoned a group of mooks that looked like ones that fought the superheroes in the shows he had seen while thinking if the heroes in the shows are evil or not, ordering them to cause minor chaos in the city not enough to damage anything, but still enough to attract attention from superheroes to see if what he thought is real. However, everyone in the streets were minding their own days instead of reacting to the mooks and calling the superheroes, making Alex don a military-alike costume and call himself as the "The Evil Emperor" in order to gain attention from the superheroes, but the people around him kept laughing at him thinking he is a clown instead of a supervillain, causing him to order the mooks to beat the crowd down, only to have the said crowd stand up like if it were nothing while laughing. He did not like this, but he continued anyway, not knowing his powers didn't affect them.
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Name: Fiona Dunbar

Alias: The FemiNazi

Superhero/Supervillain: Superhero

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Powers/Equipment:
The Scooter of Equality: This bedazzled scooter is the Feminazi's preferred mode of transport. It's kinda fast. Faster than walking, at least, and a lot cheaper than the metro.
The Pamphlets of Knowledge: She has a satchel full of pamphlets about how to be politically correct towards women, who are of course, superior to men and thus deserve all their respect. They give killer paper cuts, especially when she throws them at her opponents.
The Baseball Bat of Women Are Better Than Men AKA The Equality Dispenser: This is the Feminazi's weapon. She uses it to beat up men she deems sexist and women she deems not pro-feminism enough.
-She has no superpowers except an unnatural talent to gravitate towards places of rampant sexism.

Weaknesses:
-Well thought out arguments to whatever statement she makes.
-Sandwiches. They remind her of the oppression of women too much and makes her faint (Go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!). She also has a personal vendetta against all Subway branches.
-Kitchen utensils (Go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!)

Appearance: Fiona is a tall and lanky girl with frizzy blonde her and wide green eyes hidden behind thick glasses. She has freckles all over her face, full lips, and very sticky out ears which she's very sensitive about. Her hands are rather big, and she's got as many curves as a straight road. When fighting crime, she wears a blue sweater with a swastika on top of an F on it, jeans and blue sneakers.

Personality: Fiona is a human rights activist, and strongly believes in justice and fairness fr all. She also believes that all women are better than men and that men need to stop being proponents of the patriarchy and that boys should play with girl toys only or else they'll turn into women hating men just like the rest of them and she sees absolutely nothing conflicting in any of the views she holds. Despite this, Fiona is a smart girl. She does very well in school, but doesn't have too many friends because she's condescending and always going on about things no one really cares about. She's very determined, not very observant, and is always on the lookout of instances of sexism so that she can be the FemiNazi.

Background: Fiona grew up a sweet and relatively normal girl until she watched a feminist rally on TV one night. She was immediately enamoured, and became a diehard feminist. Her family (parents and two younger sisters) hated this change, especially how Fiona kept berating her mother for making dinner even though she always ate the most. She started a feminist club at her school which gained members quickly, but lost them twice as fast due to her overzealous nature.

The people at school started calling her the FemiNazi behind her back. Although she was hurt when she found out, she ignored it, becoming even more serious for the cause. She got the idea for becoming the FemiNazi after watching Kick-Ass, made her jumper that night with a marker and Google images, and started advancing the cause of justice and equality the very next day. She's an Internet sensation now, although no one amazingly knows who she is.

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