Epic Rap Battle of RPG

[LHG100]

Hehehe. Man, you're just pulling this out of your ass? That's amazing! teach me.

did I really do halfway okay occasionally though. That just makes it even funnier, somehow.

[DMZ]

@LHG100I found some of your combinations quite funny. But yes, that's coming out of my ass, plus some old rhymes I heard. Teaching's easy, find what you want to say, and see how to rhyme that.

[LHG100]

I gotta say I'm most proud of the skittles thing. "Colorful as skittles, (I fucking love skittles)". That's genius in my opinion.

JENIUZ

Edit: is it bad I honestly hope I continue using that at last once per 'round'? That'd be a glorious running gag and you know it.

[DMZ]

@LHG100Not the one I found funny.

[LHG100]

Well, opinions. It just entered my mind and I personally couldn't stop laughing.

edit: heheheehehAHAAHAHAAHAAAHA

[Dirty Dan]

This is my entry gg no re

[Mr_pink]

Get ready to get RAPPED

We are the Village Green Preservation Society.
God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety.
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society.
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties.

Preserving the old ways from being abused.
Protecting the new ways, for me and for you.
What more can we do?

We are the Draught Beer Preservation Society.
God save Mrs. Mopp and good old Mother Riley.
We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium.
God save the George Cross, and all those who were awarded them.

Oooh...

We are the Sherlock Holmes English-speaking Vernacular.
God save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula.
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity.
God save little shops, china cups, and virginity.
We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliates.
God save Tudor houses, antique tables, and billiards.

Preserving the old ways from being abused.
Protecting the new ways, for me and for you.
What more can we do?

We are the Village Green Preservation Society.
God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety.
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society.
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties.

God save the village green!

[Dirty Dan]

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high