"Hmm..." Absinthe seemed lost in thought as she heard Smitten Kitten's reply. If she wasn't here looking for someone to play with, what was she doing here? This was way too far away from the common hunting grounds for low level avatars and all that dwelled here were ne'er-do-wells, like Absinthe, who's always on the lookout for stretches of unclaimed land to clean up and resell, like the 10000 EXP Land Claim that she was meant to sell to Moon Rider yesterday but never was able to.
Anyway, so distracted was Absinthe in her thoughts that she never ever noticed the rumbling of the earth and the roar of the blue juggernaut that came ever so closer until...
BLAM!!!
Titania's tank smashed through a nearby pile of rubble with a thunderous blast, causing Absinthe to jump away while squealing a cute
"Kya!" In fact, were Absinthe with her feet on the ground like any other peasant, she would have fallen on her small rump.
Nevertheless,
"Hi, Titania-sama~" Absinthe yelled as soon as the Blue King spoke to her,
"I- I was worried you had spent the night doing... things and wasn't going to get online before late. So I went around to try and find something to do, maybe a building or two to demolish. You know... things." The blue mage said with a tinge of red painting her face in clear demonstration that she was thinking about
that.
"Anyway, this one is Smitten Kitten. Hey kitty cat, say hi to Titania-sama, will yo-" Absinthe attempted to address Smitten Kitten only to noticed that the feline rogue had already made a run for it and was just now disappearing on the nearby alleys.
"...huh?" Absinthe cocked her head confused before unceremoniously sitting on the barrel of the Blue Bomber's cannon, swinging her legs idly.
"Hey, Titania-sama, I don't know why but I think that you gave her a cat scare." Absinthe giggled, amused with her own lame joke.
"Hmm, compared to someone who just gave out the cutest squeal I've ever heard, I don't think you're one to talk Blue~" the Blue King fired back as she stood on the hull of her tank.
"Oh? You were concerned about little old me? Aw, that's so cute of you Blue! Come here, give me a hug~"In no time, the Blue King had Absinthe in her crushing grip and hoisted her up for the biggest bear hug her subordinate had probably ever experienced. As she did so, she leaned in close and grinned mischievously, eyes darting to Smitten Kitten's escaping form and back to Absinthe.
"So tell me Blue, what did you think I was doing last night? Come on, don't be shy now. You know you can't lie to your King~" she teased.
"Ti- Titania-sama, you're going to..." Absinthe struggled on Titania's grip, she didn't knew if she should feel happy about being dotted upon by her beloved King, or afraid of the fact that her health bar was being chipped away by Titania's bear hug. In the end, Absinthe chose the first option, since the there can be no love without pain and pain coming from her Titania-sama was the greatest source of love on her life.
That said, Absinthe became stiff like a board when Titania whispered on her ear, the unusual stimulus coming from the pointy end of her digital ears rubbing against Titania's face, caused Absinthe's face to turn a bright shade of red as she stuttered,
"I... hmm... you know it, Titania-sama..." Without any means of escape, and knowing that Titania would not let her go until she was satisfied with the answer that she very much knew, already, Absinthe blurted,
"pla- playing Monopoly? Ye- yeah, Titania-sama must have spent the night playing monopoly with Juke-kun... right?""Not tha- that I have anything against it, of course. Mo- Monopoly is pretty healthy, but" Absinthe explained herself further, before turning to face Titania (almost kissing her in the process) and puffing her tiny cheeks as if trying to turn the tables by admonishing the rowdy Blue King,
"Titania-sama should not let Juke-kun do what he wants. You have your responsibility as our King as well, if he tries to force you, I'll have to punish him." Indeed, now that Yuuno/Absinthe Blue knew who Alex/Unrelenting Jukebox were and their relationship with Maribel/Mercury Titania, she could barely hold back the urge to PKing Jukebox a couple times just to relieve her stress. A thought which was quit visible on the dark expression on Absinthe's face.
"Oh? And what would you know about Monopoly? Unless, gasp! You play Monopoly too? Blue, I never would have guessed!" Titania said happily, squeezing the other player some more before releasing her so she could catch her breath.
"So what piece do you use? The car? The shoe? Oh, but I think you're the dog~ >:3"The Blue King snickered to herself with that bold assertion before she noted the clear look of jealousy on Blue's face. Ah, so Yuuno was jealous of Alex then? That made sense. Sort of. Titania wasn't quite sure how much Blue was attracted to her but seeing as she was blushing cutely right now....
"Aw, is somebody jealous? Don't be Blue! Besides, the chances of both of you being chained up by me is pretty high anyway >:3" she said casually, waiting for a response to that.
"Ti- Titania-sama, you know that I would never do that with someone that's not you. My heart belongs only to the Blue King... though, Moon Rider-sama isn't bad too. A- anyway, that's not the point here." Absinthe said, using her expertise in misdirection to (not so very discreetly) change the subject,
"You should not negate your obligations because of this kind of thing. Don't you remember you had an appointment this morning, to negotiate services with members of the other guilds? Now our income will take a 5% loss. Thankfully, I could salvage the situation and they decided to come back in a more appropriate time," Yuuno said, totally not mentioning the fact that she had indeed convinced the messengers under the argument that Titania was having girl problems, since the identity and gender of the Blue King was well known by all.
"Eh? Well it's their fault for scheduling things so early in the morning," Titania said with a shrug, ignoring the fact that it was at least early afternoon at this point.
"But beside the point, what did you say about the Black King? Oh my, and you're dating that Asashi boy too? Maybe I should start calling you Blue Devil you naughty thing, you~! Someone who wears glasses owes me a bet."Upon the mention of Asahi's name, Absinthe tensed visibly, the events of the previous night were still way too fresh on Yuuno's mind, after all, but Absinthe couldn't let Yuuno's troubles be a problem here on Deep Ground as well. She flipped one of her twin tails with her clawed hand and said,
"Hahaha, Titania-sama, you tell the best jokes, Asahi is just someone that I know, there's nothing happening between us. Both mine and that girl on the other side's hearts belong only to you.""Hmm, sure, whatever you say," Titania replied with a gleam in her eye. She could always pull out her resources to find out the truth and keep tabs. After all, Yuuno's love life was way more interesting than the politics of DGO. But it seemed that they would have to have some semblance of a serious conversation.
"Anyway, Titania-sama", Absinthe said a bit more seriously this time,
"What do you think is happening here? That kitty cat, looked like she was really up to no good. Do you think we should follow her?""You know I was wondering that myself. I thought she was a new cute friend of yours. You said you were bored right? Why don't you be a good girl and follow her, ok? You know, impress your Blue King," Titania said with a wink.
"That would be a piece of cake Titania-sama", Absinthe said as she set flight once more,
"Though I don't think that your tank will find a path so easily without demolishing everything in the way, but depending on what's up we might need more fire power," Absinthe considered, since a Lvl 1 on this area is bound to have stronger allies to watch her back...
"Ohh! So that's it!" Absinthe snapped her fingers and made an 'Eureka' face, after finally figuring what was happening.
"She must be some poor kid that an Outlaw band blackmails into being a bait, but when she saw you, she run, 'cause of course, there's no way a bunch of filthy Outlaws can down the Mighty Blue King, the Rowdiest of the Rowdies." Absinthe gave an easily misinterpreted compliment to Titania, before finishing her speech with,
“So, what do you say, Titania-sama, maybe if we could kill them and free Kitty, she could join us. You've noticed she had no guild as well, right?""Sure I'll help out! Though like you said, I'm not sure how fast I'll be with my tank...but it's all about the style, right?"Titania was already mounting back atop her tank, closing the hatch and grinning. She figured she might as well help out Blue in getting there. So without warning, she maneuvered the joysticks until the barrel of the tank-which Absinthe was still graciously sitting atop of-in the direction of Smitten Kitten's departure.
"Good luck Blue :3" came the Blue King's voice before slamming her fist on a big red button. At once the tank shot out a massive projectile from its barrel. The shock of it would send Blue arcing forward and Titania was even hoping she'd take the chance to ride the bullet. This way Absinthe could at least catch up to the fleeing Kitten.
As soon as Absinthe noticed the rumbling beneath her, she knew that things weren’t right, sure Titania couldn't be thinking of...
"You aren't going to do that, are you-" That was when Absinthe heard Titania's parting words, which only left her with the time to shout a muffed
"Titania-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~" before being sent flying through the skies of Faded City.