Egad! Your spray-on hair dye seems to be rubbing off! Hurry, someone tell the driver to stop at the next Wal-Mart! Don't worry, hair model. This day can yet be salvaged.
A hobo punched me and stole my wallet earlier. I'd almost forgotten that. My cup-shaped friend, do you perhaps have enough money to help those glorious locks?
/me throws bottle of acid at robot /me waits for robot to flail from acid /me throws bottle of liquid fire at robot /me watches the acid burn into robot, and then light on fire and explode /me is now dead because proximity