You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[January]

Oh, Snow White, thank Manufacturer you're still alive!

[Xion Demente]

Some people just don't care you gotta remember were in the back of a cop car.

[Sugar and Spite]

"I APPROVE DAMMIT! Wait... am I the only female in this situation..."

[Keyguyperson]

"Dammit, I'm not THAT ambiguous, am I?"

[DoctorGenesis]

Are you stoned?

[Sugar and Spite]

"Oh yeah, cup, it's stoned as I'll get out. Anyways... who's up for music?"

[Keyguyperson]

"Fuck yes, I fucking love music."

[WilsonTurner]

/me throws another bottle of acid at the radio

[Sugar and Spite]

*glares and throws bottle of acid at Willy* "Nu. Bad person."

[WilsonTurner]

/me happens to be the only person that actually happens to have such acid
/me also happens to be a lab scientist, which means his strength is resistance against chemicals.

/me throws the bottle of liquid fire at Haley.

[Leysos]

"Am I the only one wondering how we're all fitting in here?"

[WilsonTurner]

The scientist begins explaining how quantum physics allows something in definite realspace to fit in spaces smaller than it shoulder, so a potato the size of a small can will appear as large as a man, while a dragon the size of a house will still appear as large as that same man.

He made sure to use a lot of big words, half of them fake but realistically sounding enough to pass as real to the uneducated ear.

[January]

You appear to be missing the rest of your legs--ah, this must be the new fashion trend.

[Leysos]

"Hey. Where are all of the other months?"

[January]

They didn't survive the passage of time. I'm the only one left.

[Unfortunately]

Y'all iron and steel or is there some bit of flesh?

[January]

I'm carbon fiber and eight LED lights. July was the soft one. Poor guy. He was the first to go. Manufacturer rest his soul.

[The Slenderman]

That sounds like it was electronically painful.

[WilsonTurner]

Why is your hair pink?

[Keyguyperson]

"How did you EVER get your job with that kind of attitude about safety?"