Three Word Story

[Melkor]

I thought this'd be fun to start. I always love reading through these later. The way you play is simple: post three words to continue a story. There's really just two rules - only post three words and don't double post. I'll start us off.

There once was...

[TwinkleCharm]

A little puppy...

[LHG100]

Who loved big...

[Vilageidiotx]

sexually transmitted diseases.

[LHG100]

So he went...

[ClocktowerEchos]

and fucked ducks

[LHG100]

when suddenly, cocaine...

[boomlover]

Became sentient and....

[LHG100]

started rabidly eating...

[boomlover]

ALL THE WEED !!!!!

[NanoFreakV2]

while licking the . . .

[boomlover]

cannon balls of..

[ClocktowerEchos]

Donald Trump's Tupee

[boomlover]

before peeing on

[Melkor]

another dog's face...

[Iota]

snowmobiles are cool...

[TwinkleCharm]

When they race...

[Wicked Axel]

across ice lakes

[Vilageidiotx]

into corpse piles.

[Wicked Axel]

set on fire