If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Chao]

Second time in a row?

Why do I keep waking up to a singer...

[AlteredTundra]

@Chaotic Chao
"Well, since we're here, might as well as eat a little chao."

[Wade Wilson]

stop with your puns and close your mouth young man its very rude to scream

[Chao]

Oh come on! Again!?

[Lady Absinthia]

Are those colored contacts?

[Wade Wilson]

that bright light is hurting my eyes.

[Sputnik]

Shhhhh you did great.

[TheUnknowable]

@SputnikOk, it's a milf. That's fine.

[Wade Wilson]

@SputnikOk, it's a milf. That's fine.

@TheUnknowable

lololol emily kaldwin is not a milf

seriously, dude, get your friend outta here. what kind of fucking drugs has he been doing.

[Chao]

@Wade Wilson I swear to God, if I wake up to Halsey one more FUCKING time..

*Open eyes*

GOD. FUCKING. DAMN IT!

*SLowly slips out of bed, puts on headphones and listens to Halsey's Ghost, because may or may not actually like Halsey's music*

[Wade Wilson]

@Wade Wilson I swear to God, if I wake up to Halsey one more FUCKING time..

*Open eyes*

GOD. FUCKING. DAMN IT!

*SLowly slips out of bed, puts on headphones and listens to Halsey's Ghost, because may or may not actually like Halsey's music*

@Chaotic Chao

one of us, one of us, one of us

[Sputnik]

she'll probably be after a couple of sequels.

You have a weird aftertaste.

[Wade Wilson]

its the taste of the badlands(tm)~

[TheUnknowable]

Oh, hey there. What's your name?

[Wade Wilson]

i just slept with luke skywalker
kill me now

[TheUnknowable]

@Wade WilsonYou wanted me to show you my lightsaber. At least Han didn't cock-block me this time. Mostly that was because Chewy was drunk and he had to deal with that, but that's not the point.

[Wade Wilson]

im never watching star wars again

[TheUnknowable]

@Wade WilsonLuke: I had the same reaction when I realized I'd made out with my sister. You'll get over it.

[Wade Wilson]

@TheUnknowable halsey/ash: did you know i actually have a mandalorian tattoo?

[Sugar and Spite]

Why I do now.