[OOC] Growing Up | It's Anything But Simple

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

With a bleeding man on the ground, the birthday girl with alcohol all over her, a drunk who's currently stuffing his face with cake and beer and broken beer bottles on the floor, he would choose now to make his announcement?

Classy.

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy It's all about misdirection, lol

[rougeLily]

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Didi:

@lopsided

then A Cat?????????????????????? just one tiny wittwe kitten :(

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy See, Misdirection

[Hey Im Jordan]

@Lady Amalthea He ain't gonna hit him, he's already beaten enough

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

I never actually watched that movie XD. Is it good?

[Lady Absinthia]

@Universorum Where's a frownie face when I need one?

@SgtEasy Don't stick to the original tale in some spots but it isn't bad.

[Hey Im Jordan]

@Lady Amalthea

I never actually watched that movie XD. Is it good?

@SgtEasy

yes

[Aewin]

_{slides the response and disappears into the darkness}

[Hey Im Jordan]

I'm eventually going to just write Connor calmly sipping a Sprite 0(and mentally cursing his luck at grabbing a Sprite 0, honestly) and watching this. Belle will probably go for Nat.

[Lady Absinthia]

Hrm, to have Tas help the man and keep him from bleeding out or not.... damn Hippocratic oath...

[Hey Im Jordan]

Hrm, to have Tas help the man and keep him from bleeding out or not.... damn Hippocratic oath...

@Lady Amalthea

let him die he seems like the kind who will sue

[Lady Absinthia]

@Universorum Not if he wants to live, lol

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

BY THE WAY Benji didn't just give Nat a cactus he gave her a hanging garden and that shit's classy as fuck so Connor can stop whining about how his money was wasted lmao

[Aewin]

@Raxacoricofallapatorius lmfao basically some grass with a cactus then

[Lady Absinthia]

Benji didn't just give Nat a cactus he gave her a hanging garden and that shit's classy as fuck

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

That sounds sooooo wrong! Lmao!

[Hey Im Jordan]

@Raxacoricofallapatoriusplants are all the same waste of money dude if it dont grow gum, dtf babes with fine butts, or MORE money connor just isn't interested

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

@Universorum I guess not being very in-tune with his feminine side, Connor wouldn't understand the tastefulness of a classy indoor plant.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Raxacoricofallapatorius @Universorum Why am I sensing bar brawl round two coming up? :p

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Drunk Connor: "You bought her a WHAT?"

Drunk Benji: "A hanging garden, I don't get what the big deal is, she liked it!"

Drunk Connor: "It's a fucking cactus bro."

Drunk Benji (regretfully): "Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to stick your dick into every girl you meet you'd figure out that some of them like cactuses."

Drunk Connor: "Why you-- It's cacti you moron!"