GAME: Crush A Wish

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted but instead you now got Herpes and instead of your legs, your head was cut off.

I wish for nothing.

[Mardox]

Granted. Nothingness consumes you like it did the others who wished this.

I wish I could move at supernatural speed.

[Murtox]

Granted , but once you use it you wont be able to stop until you die

I wish for a super powerful magic wand

[AlteredTundra]

@Murtox Granted - you get the Elder Wand. However, due to your inexperience of magic, it kills you after you use a basic spell.

I wish for badass shredding powers on the guitar.

[Butch]

Granted, you shred bits of paper like a real badass, whilst standing on your guitar.

I wish I had a good twin to foil my evil plans.

Liked @Mardox's better.

[Mardox]

Granted. You can now shred guitars easily with your misbehaving rear. (@Butch Sorry, you beat me to it. Granted, your good twin battles you in secret, locks you ina basement and turns your villainous organization into a humanitarian non-profit.

I wish I were a Dark God of Lovecraftian legend.

[Keyguyperson]

Granted. You no longer exist, because those don't exist

I wish I had a better memory

[AlteredTundra]

@Keyguyperson Granted, but now that you have remembered the details of your past, you are now traumatized by your life's events.

I wish I had Beowolf's Sword.

[GodOfWar]

Granted, but you are the dragon Beowolf slew, the sword is now imbedded in your chest cavity.

I wish for the correct usage of you're in all grammatical texts.

[Duthguy]

Granted the correct use of you're is now you're, your, u're, and ur.

I wish I never posted a wish in this thread thus freeing me from the corruptions affecting me, while my corruption of other wishes remains intact

[Butch]

Granted. U're free now and all the corruption you have caused stays intact. However the corruptions ur responsible for need a new target, since the wishes you've granted never were granted in the first place (I need a grammar nazi). Your the new target.

I wish for a refreshing beverage.

[Mardox]

Granted. It transforms you into an infant and you have to learn/ do everything all over. Total reset but the rest of the world does not go back.

I wish I existed (in reference to keyguyperson's corruption of my HPL wish).

[GodOfWar]

Granted. You never specified in what form, so ur a small cosmic pebble somewhere on the beaches of Cuba.

I wish Creepypastas were in an edible form, like pasta.

[Butch]

Granted but like most real creepypasta it ends with you dying horribly.

I wish @Mardox's real wish came true.

[GodOfWar]

Granted, but now U'r wish is false.

I wish for the power to play psychedelic tunes on the banjo.

[Butch]

Granted. However noone likes the music you create, not even you.

I wish the real slim shady would finally stand up.

[Mardox]

Granted. The real slim shady does so and promptly sits down again, achieving nothing.

I wish I could reset like in Undertale.

[AlteredTundra]

Granted, but now - well, never played Undertale, so I don't know what fucking crushed wish you'll get. >.>

I wish to meet Lucifer.

[Mardox]

Granted, but it's because he's torturing you with whatever would cause you the most suffering and the genie is an atheist so you don't even exist in your torment.

I wish you'd played Undertale.

[GodOfWar]

Granted. I play Undertale, only to forget the experience, therefore I can not take part in any discussions around it.

I wish I knew how the world was created, developed, etc.