GAME: Crush A Wish

[Shorticus]

Granted. However, you have an awful imagination that always reverts back to the land of Triple Dent Gum.

I wish for some Triple Dent Gum!

[Shiny Keldeo]

(Actually, just my preference, the Clone Wars was an amazing arc in star wars history. Yes, though, the movies weren't the best, but the lore and series and such that sprung from it are amazing, and I'm sad Disney decided to discontinue it as it began to delve deeper into the end of the Clone Wars.)

Granted, however you choke on the gum by accident, ending up in a coma. Whilst in that Coma, you have the Triple Dent Gum song stuck in your head 24/7.

I wish for real life to be like Minecraft, but Modded Minecraft (So that way we still have cars, planes, and other modern wonders).

[Arawak]

The universe crashes when someone tries placing a flag on their car. (whoops, incompatible mods)

Again, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like. I also now wish to have protection from asteroids and any environmental hazards in my spacesuit so that I don't get killed by giant asteroids again. I also want you to make sure that this is a spacesuit that wasn't made in china and made in a coutnry with competant engineers who know how to make a proper spacesuit that won't kill me. Also for all the aliens I meet to be nice aliens that don't just kill people for no reason. And that I do nothing stupid that gets me killed.

[Shorticus]

Granted. You get all of these things. Just as you're about to take off, however, the funding for the program gets axed. You're now forced to work as a janitor a fast food restaurant for the rest of your life.

I wish Arawak didn't like being a space man.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted but terrorists infiltrate the space agency you're in and cause the space ship to blow up on take off.

Fucking ninjas >_>

Granted but now he's your yandere stalker.

I wish I was professionally Asian.

[Arawak]

You get to be a professional asian working at foxconn. On the assembly floor.

I wish Arawak didn't like being a space man.

@Shorticus

You wish.

Again, I wish to be a space man inside of a space suit placed in the space suit in a way that won't kill me. I also wish to have infinite supply of air similar to that you get in Washington at a altitude of 10 meters. I also want to be sure that I can teleport to other star systems and be able to survive re-entry into planets and be able to leave the planets as I like. I also now wish to have protection from asteroids and any environmental hazards in my spacesuit so that I don't get killed by giant asteroids again. I also want you to make sure that this is a spacesuit that wasn't made in china and made in a coutnry with competant engineers who know how to make a proper spacesuit that won't kill me. Also for all the aliens I meet to be nice aliens that don't just kill people for no reason. And that I do nothing stupid that gets me killed. And not mention, please make sure the space programs get the proper funding so that the space missions can happen.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted but terrorists infiltrate the space agency you're in and cause the space ship to blow up on take off.

I wish I could cosplay.

[NewMoonGamer]

I was ninjaed

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, but suddenly all space programs are shut down on earth due to a lot of dumbasses who got in office who believe that aliens want to destroy our world and thus will shoot down anything entering/exiting the atmosphere.

All of the Ninjas Today...

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, however, you have a wardrobe malfunction, embarrasing yourself in front of hundreds of people at a cosplay convention you decided to attend because of your new ability to cosplay. You are so embarrassed you become a recluse living in Antarctica, where you still have surprisingly good internet but end up freezing to death within a few years.

I wish there would be a second season of Digimon Tamers, since the original Digimon series is getting its reboot with Digimon Adventure Tri.

[Shorticus]

Granted. But it sucks.

I wish my wishes always turned out exactly the way I wished them to, including this one!

[Mardox]

Granted but you have always been wishing and receiving the letter not the spirit of the wish since that is what the genie genuinely imagines to be what you are wishing for.

I wish to be the greatest Dictator that ever lived.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, you are the most bloodthirsty and cruel dictator in order to keep your people under your mighty heel. Eventually, the other countries of the world devise a plan to assassinate you, and you are shot in the head on the balcony of your palace as your former subjects storm the palace that was once your home. They burn the palace and throw your body into the ocean.

I wish I was stranded on a deserted island with all of the tools I would need to survive, including fire starting materials, weaponry, technology, food supply, and I had the skills to survive on said island. Also the island had NO volcano that would erupt and kill me, and natural disasters for some reason would not occur there, as if the island were blessed by god himself.

[Mardox]

Granted, but you get cancer.

I wish my body count as Dictator was much less than 827,400,000.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted. Unfortunately, Much can be construed in many different ways. Your Body Count is now 826,200,000.5 (.5 Because you cut a guy in half and he lived). The world still hates you, and wonders how you managed to kill so many people. Some are scared, some are angry, one guy has a nuke. That nuke begins World War 3, with you taking the place as the main bad guy. The war drags on for many years. Finally, the war has been brought to your doorstep, literally. The United Army of the Free World breaks into your palace and take you prisoner. You are later tried for war crimes, found guilty of mass genocide, and are forced to serve a life sentence for each person you killed. You rot away in a prison cell a broken man.

I wish potato.

[SleepingSilence]

Wish granted, but you're a rotting one that has already been thrown away in the dumpster.

*Alternative, wish granted. You weren't specific enough what you wanted and imploded.

I wish good music was played on the radio.

[Shiny Keldeo]

(I didn't wish I was a Potato, I wished Potato. Try and figure it out, but that's not it.)

[Fetzen]

Wish granted. However one day your radio breaks down and during the subsequent, rushed attempt to fix it with nothing more than the very first screwdriver you were able to get hold of in order to poke around a bit, the power grid sends you its greetings and you can't let loose until your house is cut off the supply line because of an unpaid electricity bill.

I wish to be assimilated into a collective of cyborg aliens so I can take control of it.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, but The Doctor saves you and destroys the army before you can take over.


I wish I lived in the anime world of Fairy Tail as an ice wizard in a guild.

[Rusalka]

Granted but unfortunately as you were traveling through the wormhole into the Fairy Tail universe, something fucked up and you were sent off course instead into the Magica Madoka universe with no way back.

Have fun I guess?

I wish people would realize that fast food is fucking horrible for the human body and would instead cook at home.