GAME: Crush A Wish

[Majoraa]

[*You equiped the toy knife]

Your wish is granted,but you will also have the power to go back in time to start all over again until the one giving you a bad time is dead. THEN the ghost of a serial killer child gives you an option of either erasing the world or not. You will die either way cause
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WHO SAID YOU WERE THE ONE IN CONTROL?

[Vesuvius00]

@UnknownScarlet4 ummm, what's your wish now?

Oh well, granted, but whatever it was you wished for will happen to everyone else on Earth too.

I wish for more Undertale references.

[Majoraa]

Granted,.....wait...i cant think of a twist.....

[*you lost some of your DETERMINATION]

I wish for.....cake.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. You now have a picture of cake.

I wish for spaghetti

[Majoraa]

Granted,you get supplies to make spagetti,make it yourself.

(THE CAKE IS A LIE.)

I wish for something that can speed up time and slow it down too.

[Witch Cat]

By the powers of Hecate and the Horned One below, with the blessing of the Goddess and a whiff of magic, I grant you your wish!
However, for payment, every time you use your power, your perception of time will increase or decrease with everyone else's. Rendering your power useless.

I wish for all this UT and RP trash, that I'm ironically contributing to, to vanish completely.

[Majoraa]

wish granted...

BUT CHU CANT STOP MEEEEEE!

*runs away*

cause im a variety of trash

I wish for a portal gun.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but you can only shoot the portals on diamond encrusted moon rock.

I wish for the rise of the Horned One!

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. He kills you.

I wish for a PS4.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but it's smashed to pieces.

I wish for the power of flight

[Orlan]

I believe that can be arranged, you will however grow arses anywhere in your body which reduce your life expectancy by a decade for every second of flying. Said arses will cause excruciating and unyielding torturous pain as well as constant diarrhea from every arse, your original one and your growing ones.

I wish for Money Money Money to be sung to me directly by Abba.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. It's out of tune and sounds horrible, as they're all old now and the drummer's dead.

I wish for a perfectly fine, working, Playstation 4.

[Orlan]

You get that, with a bomb strapped to it, set to detonate in your presence.

I wish for a flawless career.

[Witch Cat]

You get that, with a bomb strapped to it, set to detonate in your presence.

I wish for a flawless career.

@Orlan

Granted, but because there's no objectively flawless career, you get nothing.

I wish for hardcore gay sex

[Orlan]

You get that but it isn't enjoyable enough for the partner so they shoot your privates with a shotgun they had wedged up their arse.

I wish for nothing.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. You are nothing. You cease to exist.

I wish for a perfectly fine, working, Playstation 4, with no bomb strapped to it.

[Majoraa]

granted,but some rift in space and time opened up in your ps4 and zombies came out of it,thus making the rumored zombie apocalypse true. hope you played some horror/zombie shooter games,cause your gonna need the EXP.

I wish...........................................................................................................................

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but the player realised you were doing nothing so they did a True Reset.

I wish for Asgore to Asvore me

[Majoraa]

granted, but it was actually PACMAN!

I wish for luck.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, however, you'll be forever plagued by bad luck a thousand fold the power of your good luck.

I wish to be God.