GAME: Crush A Wish

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Your life sucks because I hate you.

I wish to remain as I am.

[Duthguy]

Granted, you are permanently frozen in time.

I wish to have all the powers but none of the weaknesses/backstory of Superman

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Batman hates you. Congratulations.

I wish to remain as I am, untouched and unfrozen.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now you're stuck in an endless time loop.

I wish to know all knowledge

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Your head explodes because it can't take all the knowledge. Plus, the meaning of life itself was death all along.

I wish to remain as I am, untouched, unfrozen, and unlooped.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now you are stuck still in time. No loop. Just had the Pause button pressed on you.

I wish for the beginning of the end of all things.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. The end has come. Congratulations! You've ended.

I wish for Witch Cat to stop finding a way to corrupt my wishes.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, however, that doesn't stop me from asking others to do it for me.

I wish to have something better to do

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. You're now running for your life from Godzilla.

I wish that nobody could corrupt this wish.

[Duthguy]

Granted, a nobody from kingdom hearts corrupts your wish.

I wish to have my own pet Megazord

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Enjoy your fully posable action figure :D

I wish for this wish to be non-corruptible!

[Majoraa]

granted,but since you wished for a non corruptible wish, aliens took over Neptune and the moon blew up. the moon pieces landed in Russia,canada,and mexico.

I wish for the cake to be a lie.

[LazyTitan1565]

The cake is now in fact a lie, but it's the EXACT type of cake you didn't want to be a lie under any circumstances.

I wish I had a sufficient amount of self-confidence.

[Orlan]

I think that can be granted, however you must have a zebra's head, a lion's tail and a horse's privates.

I wish for infinitely more guaranteed wishes!

[Witch Cat]

Granted, however they will be all corrupted.

I wish for no one and nothing else to ever again have the ability to wish or grant a wish after my wish gets granted.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Paradox. BOOM.


I wish for a cool plate of nothingness.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, it is literally nothing. You ripped a hole in the universe.

I wish for over the top sexism

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Granted, but you are on the recieving end of the over-the-top discrimination.

I wish I could physically swap my gender at will.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Donald Trump wins presidency and the anti-transgender bathroom law goes nation-wide (and counts for private toilets), making you unable to pee ever again. If you even pee your pants, you're shot on sight.

I wish to be friends with Deadpool.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Granted. You're Hydra Bob.

I wish I had a pony.