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Granted. Your life sucks because I hate you.

I wish to remain as I am.
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Granted, you are permanently frozen in time.

I wish to have all the powers but none of the weaknesses/backstory of Superman
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Granted. Batman hates you. Congratulations.

I wish to remain as I am, untouched and unfrozen.
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Granted, now you're stuck in an endless time loop.

I wish to know all knowledge
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Granted. Your head explodes because it can't take all the knowledge. Plus, the meaning of life itself was death all along.

I wish to remain as I am, untouched, unfrozen, and unlooped.
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Granted, now you are stuck still in time. No loop. Just had the Pause button pressed on you.

I wish for the beginning of the end of all things.
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Granted. The end has come. Congratulations! You've ended.

I wish for Witch Cat to stop finding a way to corrupt my wishes.
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Granted, however, that doesn't stop me from asking others to do it for me.

I wish to have something better to do
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Granted. You're now running for your life from Godzilla.

I wish that nobody could corrupt this wish.
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Granted, a nobody from kingdom hearts corrupts your wish.

I wish to have my own pet Megazord
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Granted. Enjoy your fully posable action figure :D

I wish for this wish to be non-corruptible!
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granted,but since you wished for a non corruptible wish, aliens took over Neptune and the moon blew up. the moon pieces landed in Russia,canada,and mexico.

I wish for the cake to be a lie.
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The cake is now in fact a lie, but it's the EXACT type of cake you didn't want to be a lie under any circumstances.

I wish I had a sufficient amount of self-confidence.
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I think that can be granted, however you must have a zebra's head, a lion's tail and a horse's privates.

I wish for infinitely more guaranteed wishes!
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Granted, however they will be all corrupted.

I wish for no one and nothing else to ever again have the ability to wish or grant a wish after my wish gets granted.
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Granted. Paradox. BOOM.


I wish for a cool plate of nothingness.
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Granted, it is literally nothing. You ripped a hole in the universe.

I wish for over the top sexism
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Granted, but you are on the recieving end of the over-the-top discrimination.

I wish I could physically swap my gender at will.

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Granted. Donald Trump wins presidency and the anti-transgender bathroom law goes nation-wide (and counts for private toilets), making you unable to pee ever again. If you even pee your pants, you're shot on sight.

I wish to be friends with Deadpool.
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Granted. You're Hydra Bob.

I wish I had a pony.
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