GAME: Crush A Wish

[Witch Cat]

Granted, it's Princess Molestia

I wish for no more references to TV shows, games, etc.

[Majoraa]

granted,you get a pony from MLP.

I wish for a new laptop.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. It's smashed.

I wish for a unicorn.

[Fox Fable]

Granted. That unicorn had a wife and two young kids at home, but now that you've wished for him he can never go back. He stops eating, his mane loses its illustrious shine, his teeth begin to rot, and soon all of his magic has withered away to nothing. He just wants to see his babies one last time and hear his wife's sweet neighing again, Wade, why did you do this to him?

A week later you put him out of his misery. It is a mercy.

Now I wish for a Juicy Coture track suit circa 2004, preferably in the brightest pink available. Please. :3

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but I have no idea what that is, so you get a boot to the head instead.

I wish to know what a Juicy Coture track suit circa 2004 is

[Orlan]

I think that can be arranged, just don't resist having everything else you know removed so your mind is left as completely empty eternally with just that small bit of knowledge, and the fact a banana is lodged in your eye.

I wish for everyone else to have existential crisis for a full four hours excluding me.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now everyone wants to be super famous and important, they all achieve it in under 4 hours, and you're left in the dust. You're now a dirty hermit who lives in a box under a bridge.

I wish for world peace!

[Orlan]

That is arranged, at the expense of the moon colliding with the Earth within two minutes of official world peace, the moon then wipes out all life on Earth.

I wish for a sepp latter.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, however "sepp ladder" doesn't exist, which causes a rip in the universe when trying to make one. Killing everyone.

I wish for everyone on Earth to get an instant sex change.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. After the earth was deemed unlivable, most of humanity moved to mars. The only people left on earth were trump supporters, and so only about 100 people were affected by your wish.

I wish for everyone to stop being such babies about everything. It's just a spider, seriously.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now no one cares about the giant army of man eating spiders and so we fall easily.

I wish for kissing to be abolished.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Congrats. You destroyed affection. Now nobody can take things to the next level, and humanity dies out after a lack of procreation.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, but now you want to go to school, 24/7

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but now due to inflation, and many more factors, money is useless and the economy collapses.

I wish to the be the only living thing left in the entire universe and beyond.

[Majoraa]

granted. you are now alone on earth, you cant drive a plane cause there is no one to teach you, no one to cook fine dining, no one to be there to help you when you get hurt...your stuck on this ghost town of a planet. no where to go, no one to talk to. when you asked for this wish, your family was included and faded away as well. the loneliness made you go insane and want to join the other humans..heaven or hell, you didn't care...just wanted to have someone to talk to. you start to talk to inanimate objects to cope. this worked until you accidently throw the object, a beach ball, into a cactus garden. you then snap and fall in with the beach ball you called friend. not wanting to wait till deaths sweet embrace, you stabbed your self till your no more

in the overworlds, you wake up to find everyone you killed with your wish in both dimensions. they, and their leaders decided to put you in hell for the mass genocide you caused.

Have fun.

I wish for a turret.

[LazyTitan1565]

Granted, however I don't think I heard you right. I'm not sure why someone would wish for Tourette's. Oh well, a tiny tic here and there never killed anyone. It builds character, if anything.

I wish I could fly higher than any plane could even hope to fly. Bitch-ass planes.

[Duthguy]

Granted but you can't your flight and end up on the dark side of the moon without a spacesuit.

I wish to make a darkwing duck/batman crossover fanfic that's actually well liked

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Donald Trump sues you for plagarism.

I wish for my school to blow up, when nobody's inside it. (ahaha, thinking ahead :P)

[Jotunn Draugr]

Granted. It's a nuclear explosion, and everyone in your city dies, including you.

I wish I could have sex with Ann Coulter.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but I don't know who that is, so have an Asian Cooler to stick your dick in instead.

I wish for butterflies to not look so goddamn scary when up close.