GAME: Crush A Wish

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. In doing so, you lose all other knowledge, including who you are.

I wish for My Chemical Romance to get back together, make the same style of music they always used to, and be the same people they used to be; no personality alters.

[Kibaro]

Granted but you will never have the privilege of playing one >:)

i wish everybody alive now would die and burn in hell screaming from the torturing pain :3

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. It also happens to you and you're trapped in Hell with a lot of pissed of people. Well done.

I wish for a puppy.

[Kibaro]

Granted but it's dead...i mean..you could've put more details in the wish ya'know :))

i wish nobody granted my wish /:)

[Wade Wilson]

Gran- wait, what? Um... something goes wrong and you die painfully.

I wish for a healthy, living puppy.

[Mateotis]

@Wade Wilson You and your refined wishes!

Granted, but the puppy doesn't like you and will look to bite you on every occasion.

I wish to be and remain healthy without dying prematurely.

[spiderfucker]

Granted. However, you will never be able to find a stable form of income. This means sleeping on the streets will be a nightly thing for you, as well as crippling hunger and depression.

I wish I had a loyal, pretty, civilized spider girl to settle down with.

[Darcs]

Granted. She's a high Priestess of the Holy Widow Arachne-- she's the most attractive and fertile spider-centaur of her kind and is incredibly civilized and cultured. Of course, she's also a loyal follower of her Bloody Matriarch, the Silken Widow Arachne-- so she eats you alive while having sex, you settle down in her stomach.

I wish I had a 6th sense that helped me determine where drugs are.

[Wick]

Granted but now you can see them but no mtter what you do you can't get to them.

I wish I could make the people I love happy.

[Mateotis]

Granted but you won't have anyone to love. (what a kind soul btw, god bless <3)

In a similar vein, I wish to always be able to be there for the one I love whenever I'm needed.

[spiderfucker]

Granted. However, the one you love will never love you back.

I wish I was omnipotent.

[Darcs]

Granted. You can do anything and will inevitably run out of things to do. You will never die, because you never were, but you are, your existence is a contradiction and ultimately you'll be driven to suicidal insanity because of it.

I wish anytime someone felt pain, it was instead me who felt it. lol

[Esoteric]

Granted. Anytime anybody in the world experiences pain, you will feel it as if it is actually happening to you. Because it is, your body lives in a constant state of trauma, broken bones, torn ligaments, organ failure, allergic reactions, heart attacks, and so forth. You also constantly battle with emotional pain, why would he do that to you? You can't believe their gone, you don't even know this people. You are a hideous, you can never speak for very long, you're blind, you're deaf, you are nothing but a husk that feels pain, constantly over and over, re-breaking, never healing, and never dying, because death is not pain. It is release.

I wish I was always the luckiest person.

[Mateotis]

Granted, but you'll be chronically depressed and will never be able to end your life because you end up miraculously surviving every attempt you make.

I wish all the world used the same timezone without all hell breaking loose.

[Kibaro]

Granted but now no one remembers how to read time

I wish life was easier

[spiderfucker]

@Kibaro

Granted. It becomes easier for everyone else, but not for you.

I wish for more wishes.

also shoutouts to the homie @Darcs for giving me all these great answers and shutting me down so swiftly.

[Darcs]

@spiderfucker Awwwwww, thanks bruh <3-- here's a hot shutdown, fresh off the presses
Granted--

You have wished for yourself to wish for more wishes. In doing this, you use your wish to wish for two wishes-- you use those two wishes wishing for four wishes each-- you have 8 wishes, but you wished for more, you asked for a reality where you had more wishes, you use each of those wishes wishing for more wishes-- this is amazing!

8 wishes per wish-- 64 wishes of unlimited power could change the world! But you can't stop-- you physically can't stop. You asked for more. You wanted this-- but you can still think, you want to not be saying these words. Has it been days? Weeks? It doesn't matter, you have so many wishes now-- you wish you stopped wishing for more. You feel like this is enough-- this fits what "more" is but you can't. You asked for more-- this is what you wanted... no... this is what you thought you wanted.

Months? Probably much less than that if you're being honest with yourself. Your thirst is driving you crazy-- the pangs of hunger have long become a biting sensation, your body is eating itself and there's no nutrients to sustain it. You have wished yourself into this twisted pile of bones and flesh. You haven't moved from the place you were when you started wishing for more wishes. You haven't blinked-- it's a miracle your heart even continued to beat as you first reached 100-- that's long ago now. You've reached numbers mathematicians haven't even considered the existence of yet. If trillions of wishes are pennies to you, then you are a trillionaire still. You haven't been able to wish for more wishes for a while-- the liquid has left your body, a dusty croak asks for your wishes to be double in your throat, but it is guttural and inhuman, your tongue is gone, your teeth are gone.

As you die, you think-- "Wishing for more-- infinity is more... a life wasted of wishing for wishes."

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I'm assuming my genie is a weeb, and I will wish that I possessed Lelouch's Geass. kek

[Vesuvius00]

granted, however where everyone he used it on forgot that he did, everyone will remember it was you who possess this great power and you are constantly hounded by those who wish to force you to use your power for their own gain and by those who want to kill you to rid the world of such an... unholy being. Only the Emperor is allowed to order us proud citizens of Brittania around!

Also, you are only able to use your power once on each person, so choose your orders wisely.

I wish for my very own working DeathNote, and the inability to die by any means other than me writing my own name in the notebook.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. A powerful being takes over you, and forces you to write your name in the book instantly. <3

I wish MCRX never fucking happened.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, every event, from the beginning of the universe till now, has been erased. Therefore, MCRX never happened, and neither did you.

I wish to know why I have a sudden urge to bite my tongue now.