GAME: Crush A Wish

[Chinese Jotunn]

Granted, it's because a tapeworm is burrowing into your brain, eating away at your frontal cortex, causing you to have all kinds of impulses.

I wish I was banging a Chinese girl right now.

[Vesuvius00]

granted. you are arrested shortly after because you were banging her head into the ground, killing her. have fun in prison, if you don't get the death sentence, that is.

I wish for a bowl of strawberry ice cream.

[ButtsnBalls]

Granted, though the bowl dropped and smashed before you could eat any. Ice cream are also spilled all over you cloth.

I wish for more hot shower water.

[Vesuvius00]

granted. The only water that will ever come out of any faucet you touch is now perpetually scalding, there is no way to cool it, ever.

I wish for an indestructible human-sized hampster ball

[Cyndyr]

Granted, but the ocean whisks it far into sea and you never see it again.

I wish to see Bastille live.

[Mateotis]

Granted, but the concert is ruined by a lasting extreme thunderstorm two minutes into the first song (if outside) OR by a fire accident forcing the entire audience to GTFO ASAP (if inside).

I wish I could write better material faster than I am currently capable of.

[Cyndyr]

Granted, but you are immediately in an accident that causes trauma to your hands. You now write material much slower.

I wish I had a chocolate.

[Vesuvius00]

granted, but due to situations beyond any control, all chocolate now tastes like broccoli

I wish time travel was possible and usable by anyone over age 21. I don't wish to use it, as I am not yet 21, I just wish it to be real and usable by those people.

[Ryuzaki]

Granted, but somebody goes back in time and prevents it from being invented, causing a paradox and collapsing the universe in on itself.

I wish senpai would notice my RPs.

[Rirrri]

Granted but senpai has better things to do.

I wish I had a Kit Kat bar.

[Ryuzaki]

Granted but Senpai's "better things to do" include robbing you of your KitKat.

I wish senpai would rob me of my KitKat.

[Scout]

Granted, but senpai decides it tastes funny and throws it in the trash, muttering something about only horrible people eating such candies.

I wish we could all just get along.

[fer1323]

Granted, but A mass extinction event occurs, forcing every living organism on the planet to die.

I wish I have a cause to fight for.

[Scout]

Granted, but you're the only one who will ever believe in that cause.

I wish people in this Damn country would stop force feeding me cucumbers.

[fer1323]

Granted, but they start to forced feed you gerkins.

I wish I could be smarter.

[Scout]

Granted, but everybody hates you for being a condescending douche all the time.

I wish I could watch Women's Beach Volleyball today for the Olympics.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, they cancel the event at the last minute however, and they have to keep pushing it back until they figure they might as well leave it altogether because the rest of the events have finished and all the athletes just want to go home now.

I wish there was something interesting I could do on the guild when I've got nothing I want to or can do for RPs.

[Mateotis]

Granted, the chat will always be full of people and with tons of chatter you'll like...except this will go on permanently just to cater to your whims, so it will eventually just crash the entire Guild and you'll have nothing to do.

I wish my vision was augmented.

[Scout]

Granted, but it only lasts for a couple of years and one day you'll wake up completely blind and have even more difficulty coping than the average person.

I wish I could eat and not worry even a little bit about health.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, you no longer care about your health at all, and so get to eat whatever you want. You take a liking to raw chicken and eventually die from salmonella.

I wish for the genie to wish for world peace