GAME: Crush A Wish

[IntPenDespSword]

Granted, but to compensate you now have a hot. Interpret that as you will.

I wish everyone viewed each other as equals, yet still with respect.

[AlteredTundra]

Granted. However, due to all of the respect, everyone becomes incredibly bland, and a meteor comes down from the sky, killing them all as God's punishment for his greatest creation becoming pussies.

I wish death to all but metal.

[Lord Orgasmo]

Granted. Every living cell is now dead, and only metals remain.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.

[stardust]

Granted, but the wish genie is a bit hard of hearing, and now you are super... sane. Normal. Average in every way, and with no way to break out of the box you've been placed in.

I wish for the next person to have two wishes.

[RinOkumara]

aw, thanks

I wish this next wish is can't be corrupted
I wish I could draw manga

[Majoraa]

Granted, but because you and the previous wisher ripped the fabric of space-time, your drawings get a different perspective by different people, and most is not good. Hope your happy.

I wish for a new house.

[Vesuvius00]

granted. your newly-built super-modern house is ready to move into! One problem though- all the doors are just barely too narrow and short that you can't fit over half of your furniture through, no matter how hard you try.

I wish for a good last day of school today!

[RinOkumara]

You have a good last day and then earth ends THANKS MOTHER FUCKER

I wish I could have fun

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. You discover a secret taste for murder and kill the entire planet. Then you have no fun anymore.

I wish for more hours in a day to do more in a day without worrying about the price of lost sleep.

[Kalleth]

Granted, you now have no objective need for sleep, however the amount of time you would need to sleep gets transferred over to the nearest person at the top of every hour. Try not to go near any heavy machinery! >:D Oh, and if you've already put somebody to sleep, it carries over to the next conscious person, and so on.

I wish I could not have the next person who posts on this thread crush my wish.

[IntPenDespSword]

Granted, you... fun-ruiner.

I wish for a slice of coconut cream pie to fall from the sky and hit someone.

[Lady Selune]

Granted. It's not as funny as you thought it would be.

I wish that zits would always be satisfying to pop, and some wouldn't just painfully be squeezed out.

[Ryuzaki]

Granted, but you are plagued with horrifying acne that comes back after you pop it, enjoy your eternal fun!

I wish more musicians were like Porter Robinson.

[Lady Selune]

Granted, but Porter Robinson's music quality suddenly becomes terrible, and thus everybody who is more like him is also terrible.

I wish for an edible, harmless, tasty, properly cooked potato, with nothing hiding within it. I also want butter that is also edible, harmless, tasty and has nothing inside of it.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. It's covered in acid gravy.

I wish for a pineapple.

[Ryuzaki]

Granted, you get an apple in a pine tree.

I wish for there to be snow in the arena.

[RinOkumara]

What arena?

Moo!

[Majoraa]

Sheeps are better.

I wish for TTG to never have existed, cause that would be benificial to the old fans and the other shows trying to air.

[Reis]

Wish granted. It never airs because the source material never existed. That's right, the downside is that the original TT is wiped as well.

I wish for a roleplay that lasts longer than 3 posts.

[Majoraa]

Meh, there were other good shows at that time, as their is better shows now.

Granted, after one year though, the RP dies.

I wish for a pet snek, non venomous.