[IC] The ISF Files. Mission One: Council of Shadow

[eddieddi]

The Room Was one of the meany briefing rooms that the ISF had. Medium sized bland walls, a whiteboard, projector, light strips and scattered around the room were a handful of metal chairs, probably no more than ten. Two people were already in the room, One was huge, sitting on the desk looking away from the room at the whiteboard, stroking his beard slowly and thoughtfully, the other sat sprawled across two chairs a third floating above his palm in a shimmering feild, twisting this way and that, seeming to ignore normal rules as magnetic fields forced it to contort in slow and torturous movements. the two seemed to ignore the existence of one another. both however waited for the same thing.

[Mysticbluekitten]

A creature which appeared to be a half snowy tiger half human strolled into the plain room and settles herself in the chair closest to the back. She brought out a nail file from the front pocket in her denim jeans and began to lazily file her nails. She sighed as she evaluated the other people in the room before going back to her nails. She too was here for the same purpose.

[thewizardguy]

Bob stepped out of the wall, looking around briefly, before chuckling. "Hey! I found it! This place has more briefing rooms than toilets. And it has a LOT of toilets." Bob dropped down to a thick, oak chair that wasn't there before, twisted on one of the back legs, going in a little circle, and then put on an exhaggerated focussing face, leaning forward, on leg crossed over the other. "Ready to commence operation, sir!" After just a second of staring at the commander's beard, Bob burst out laughing, crashing to the ground, hardly breathing. At a certain point, he's laughing so loudly, it sounds like he's having a spastic attack. When he's done, he stands up, and brushes off his suit, chuckilng. "I've always wanted to say that."

[Mysticbluekitten]

The feline-human creature glanced up from her nails and examined the new comer. A glint of amusement entered her eyes as she watched him. The first thing that came to her head was Monkey. She began to smile but soon straightened her face and lowered her head. She began to file her nails as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened since she had entered the room.

[thewizardguy]

Looking sideways, Bob saw a kitty cat. A big, fluffy, cuddly KITTY CAT! Instantly, he was behind the cat, scratching it behind the ears and speaking in a cooing baby voice "Who's a cute little kitty cat? You are! Who's a cute little kitty cat? You are! I'll keep you, and your name is Fluffenstein the 326th. Don't worry about the other 325, they weren't nearly as fluffy as you!" Bob takes a large pink bow out of nowhere, and attaches it to the kitty cat's head, smiling brightly, as a mirror appears in front of the cat.

[Mysticbluekitten]

The feline creature lashed out and snarled at Bob. She wildly shook her head in attempt to get rid of the bow. Eventually, she finally settled down with the bow dangling from one of her ears. "I'm NOT a cat!" She spat. "I am a Fellen! Fellen Fellen Fellen!" She repeatedly snarled before slumping down into a different chair. Though, The feline creature had actually enjoyed being scratched behind the ears. It had felt good. 'Stupid kitten instincts' She scolded herself.

She sighed. "My names Syra. I am a Fellen. Who are you?" She asked while she began to drag her fingers through her hair in a attempt to send it back into it's original orderly state.

[eddieddi]

The commander looked over his shoulder at Bob, his eye glowing with utter fury, and while in terms of Raw power Bob was possibly stronger, there were some things that could make even a chaos shard crap its pants, and it appeared that the Commander was one of those. "Sit! Back. Down." he said, you could almost hear the capital letters.

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Shiro glanced up at the other two and snapped his palm outwards, the chair crumpling in to a ball and bouncing across the floor, tilting his head. "So we have another Idiot god and a Calico. possibly snow leopard. Please tell me one of you atlest has a shred of understanding for the idea of tactics?"

[thewizardguy]

Bob looked around as all his new friends seemed to be abandoning him. He decided to christen the commander Mr Shouty, or perhaps Mr Meanface...... he had decidedly decided he wouldn't be playing dominos with him. He imagined Mr Shouty wouldn't be all that good at dominos though. It kind of required you not to try and kill the person playing with you..... Bob created a chair, and sat down, sighing. He held up one hand, and a cup of tea appeared in it, the scent soon filling the room, as he carefully sipped from it, appearing to be paying attention. In truth, however, he was watching reruns of Tom & Jerry projected straight into his mind. Furthermore, out of spite, he made all of Shiro's clothes pink. However, after doing so, Bob decided Shiro looked decidedly, good in pink, and he should have a chat with Shiro afterwards......

[Mysticbluekitten]

Shocked by the sheer terror of the commanders voice, Syra stumbled over her words. "I-I umm" She calmed herself down and fixed her hair before continuing. "Of course. Basic Requirements" She said in a serious tone. Before settling back down, she shot an angry look at Bob. I've made a bad impression...Thanks to him... She thought, bristling with anger.

[eddieddi]

Shiro glanced at his clothes and flicked his hand, "LCD cloth, reacts to magnetic feilds, make it pink, and I can turn it back." He explained as his clothes returned to the standard black and emerald green hues he'd been using for the past month. he nodded at Syra. "I'm Shiro, though I get called Railgun to often, and bugzapper if you want to look like a pompom. and you are?" he asked, still slumped across two chairs, having not moved more than needed.

[thewizardguy]

Bob instantly felt the Kitty Cat's anger. Well, that wouldn't do, now would it? Chuckling to himself, he thought up a way to cheer her up...... oh, yes! That would most definitely work. Chuckling audibly, Bob waved his hand, and the Kitty Cat is suddenly covered in catnip. Hand-picked from three different dimensions, each of which contains catnip, apparently. While doing this, he was distracted by Shiro. Annoyed, Bob held up his hand, creating a mute button. Pressing it, Shiro's voice instantly become silent, as a soundproof glass wall was created between Shiro and the rest of the room. Peace and quiet.

[supertinyking]

Unlucky walked down the hall, shovel in hand resting on his shoulder. He soon saw a group of people arguing. He looked over and then started walking away not wanting to get involved.

[Mysticbluekitten]

Syra sniffed. Her mouth watered. No... She thought as she longed the sweet sensation of prancing through the fields of divine catnip. No NO NO NO NO! Her nose twitched.

"Aya!" Syra squealed as she toppled over from her chair and started rolling around like a mad lunatic, over loaded with catnip. Her mind was torn between hating bob and loving catnip. She couldn't think straight. Catnip was winning her mental tug-of-war. Syra mewed in delight like a newborn kitten as catnip relished in victory.

[eddieddi]

The commander sighed and looked over his shoulder again, and suddenly he was gone. and Bob was flat on his back, the commander on his chest, and a very fetching purple and green bracelet was around bobs wrist. "This is what we call a Order field inducer, It limits the use of power both upon yourself and upon those around you. You cannot use your powers exept without a direct order from me or the leader of the team at the time, which for now is sloppy over there." he said gesturing to shiro and he then looked at Syra and sighed. grabbing her by the lapells he hauled her upright and shook her down, non to gently and looked at the catnip, drawing his pistol he fired a short burst and within that moment both the Catnip and the glass had returned to whence it had came, resulting in Bob being stuck in a soundproof glass box filled with foliage.

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Shiro, had watched impassivly, a small flap open on his left arm, small lights flicking on and off as he adjusted something inside it.

[supertinyking]

Mysticbluekitten said
Syra sniffed. Her mouth watered. She thought as she longed the sweet sensation of prancing through the fields of divine catnip. Her nose twitched."Aya!" Syra squealed as she toppled over from her chair and started rolling around like a mad lunatic, over loaded with catnip. Her mind was torn between hating bob and loving catnip. She couldn't think straight. Catnip was winning her mental tug-of-war. Syra mewed in delight like a newborn kitten as catnip relished in victory.

Unlucky turned around at the squeal and started walking toward her.
"Oh dear..." He said aloud as he grew near and summoned a plant with a plump red berry on the end, before popping it into Syra's mouth. Soon the effects of the cat nip started dulling before vanishing completely.
"Are you ok?" He asks.

[TheFaIIen]

Tucking a stray strand of hair behind his ear, Rao opened the door and walked into the room. He glanced around at the people in the room. Calling them eclectic would be generous. The mage slipped his hands into his pockets. "This is the Excalibur thing, right?" he asked, clearly skeptical. His voice was a clear baritone, warm but strong. "Do I have the right place?"

[thewizardguy]

Bob watched as the bracelet wrapped around his wrists, and he felt his form start to dissolve, the magic keeping him together being cancelled. "Noooooooooooooo- grgrgrgrggr" The last part is a gurgle, as Bob melts into a puddle of Bob on the ground, leaving nothing but the bracelet, a top hat, and a shiny red suit, neatly folded, on the floor.

[Mysticbluekitten]

Syra's head hurt. Her eyes watered and her vision swayed as she climbed back into her seat. She just gazed around in a daze as she collected her thoughts. She was slowly loosing the hyper effect that the catnip had had on her and soon realised what had just happened. Syra felt like crying. She was an embarrassment to the little Fellen left. She scowled at the floor before resuming a blank expression and looking up at the commander.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
Bob watched as the bracelet wrapped around his wrists, and he felt his form start to dissolve, the magic keeping him together being cancelled. "Noooooooooooooo- grgrgrgrggr" The last part is a gurgle, as Bob melts into a puddle of Bob on the ground, leaving nothing but the bracelet, a top hat, and a shiny red suit, neatly folded, on the floor.

Unlucky saw what was happening and cleaves the glass box in half with his shovel, and attempts to remove the bracelet from bob as quickly as he can.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
Unlucky saw what was happening and cleaves the glass box in half with his shovel, and attempts to remove the bracelet from bob as quickly as he can.

The sludge soon dissipates into dust particles, as dramatic music plays in the background. It starts raining in the room, as the screen seems to zoom into the clothes, and flashbacks of the whole thirty seconds you had known him flash before your eyes, as they do for everyone else.