pick one
My favourite armor is armour.
Yup... This explains alot...
pick one
A gimp suit.
It doesn't raise your defence stats by very much, but grants you useful resistances to lightning and fire, while granting your attacks the chance to cause the 'Awkward' status condition.
Note that the British and Priest-classes are particularly vulnerable to Awkward.
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Or Marcellus Wallace.