[OOC] Fate/Stagnant Apotheosis

[Lonewolf685]

It really likes the taste of human blood and hanging around a lonely princess

[KoL]

<Snipped quote by KoL>

There's no Grain so the sword wouldn't work.

@Unoedipal

Someone please, use the Grail to cause the end of the world as we know it. Why don't we have Gil around when we need his awesome dickery the most?

[ADamnFiddle]

Can I app the strongest Servant, Fred Flintstone and his Noble Phantasm 「GRANDDAD」?

[Unoedipal]

Can I app the strongest Servant, Fred Flintstone and his Noble Phantasm 「GRANDDAD」?

@ADamnFiddle

If I banned Nursery Rhyme for balancing, why would I allow what's functionally her G R A N D D A D?

[Lonewolf685]

Can I app Merem Solomon? Then the war is superfluous as he just grants everyone's wishes himself.

[ADamnFiddle]

<Snipped quote by ADamnFiddle>

G R A N D D A D?

@Unoedipal

HIGH

QUALITY

RIPS

[Unoedipal]

Can I app Merem Solomon? Then the war is superfluous as he just grants everyone's wishes himself.

@Lonewolf685

I addressed World Terminals already.

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HIGH

QUALITY

RIPS

@ADamnFiddle

V E R Y
N A I S U

[IncredibleBee]

I'd like to app Barack Obama as a Servant.

[Unoedipal]

I'd like to app Barack Obama as a Servant.

@IncredibleBee

Individuals born after 1899: Not eligible.
Individuals still alive today in their mythology (Merlin, Hanuman, etc): Not eligible.

Also reptilians can't qualify for HS.

[Zobozun]

Can't Musashi just fabricate a birth certificate and become POTUS with his inhuman charisma and dickpunching skills?

[Lonewolf685]

Lord knows we'd take him compared to out current candidates.

[Scrapula]

Can't Musashi just fabricate a birth certificate and become POTUS with his inhuman charisma and dickpunching skills?

@Zobozun

Technically, he was born in America, if you consider a summoning as a rebirth.

[ADamnFiddle]

@Lonewolf685

C A N T S T U M P W O N T S T U M P

Unstumpable

[Hantu Kongkek]

I wish to create Donald Trump as a non-Master wizard.

[ADamnFiddle]

I wish to create Donald Trump as a non-Master wizard.

@Hantu Kongkek

I am like 99% sure i asked that and got a meme response before.

If not that 1% is me wondering why I didnt ask that.

[Unoedipal]

I wish to create Donald Trump as a non-Master wizard.

@Hantu Kongkek

The US government does have a magus task force, according to SF.

Take that as you will.

[Lonewolf685]

Do it, Hantu! Make Fuyuki great again!

[Turboshitter]

>Donald Trump is a magus

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. WAAAAY TOO WELL.

[Hantu Kongkek]

Hider

Name/Title: Donald J Trump

Gender: Male

Age: 69

Personality: A red-blooded American man with a love of God and guns. He is charismatic and full of infectious passion when standing behind a podium. He is a born leader, inspiring others with both his words and actions. He wants nothing more than to see his nation made great again, though there is fierce opposition from not only the opposing team, but also his own.

Appearance:

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Biography: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump#Fam..

Family History: The Trump family is a long line of business men with roots leading back to 17th century Bavaria, though reaching even further still back in time. He totes about being a self-made magus, however, buying his wizard crest from another family after having bankrupted the family.

Origin: Wall

Elemental Affinity: Earth

Number of Magic Circuits: E

Quality of Magic Circuits: C

Od: D

Magecraft: Trump's magic crest is on top of his head, directly under his toupee, completely hidden from view. It allows him a nigh countless number of wall spells. Some are strong and require time to cast. Most, however, are minor defensive spells capable of standing only a single hit. While the cool down for these spells are comparable to those of his stronger spells, Trump possesses a multitude of them which can be cast almost endlessly in rotation. Up to five walls can be maintained at a time.

Equipment: One of Trump's most prized possessions is a -magic toupee- which he wears at all times, not even removing it when sleeping. Its magical strands grant astounding fortune, turning the tides of fate in his favor. It is attached to his head, grafted on and enchanted to appear almost like his actual hair. When cut, the loose strands lose their magical properties and the toupee grows back at the same rate the average human's hair would normally grow.

For transportation, Trump's escort drives him around Japan in a restored, red-painted 1969 Pontiac Firebird. The car doubles as a golem familiar, capable of changing its form to something not unlike a robot Trump is capable of piloting from the inside. Its strength and endurance are equivalent to that of a servant with D-ranking in both skills. It is fitted with loud speakers which, regardless of form, blast loud, American patriotic music.

Trump carries no other magical artifacts. He does, however, tend to wear expensive suits and ties. He also carries roughly $3000 US in his wallet at all times. Bodyguards watch him while he's out in the street, though may be dismissed at any time. He has a smart phone in which, among other things, contains the phone numbers of business officials in Fuyuki.

Skills: Trump's expertise is in business and finances, though he is also an avid speaker and TV personality. Through business, he became very skilled in golf.

[kusanagifire]

why are you guys memeing and why wasn't I invited again