ACT 1
A young troll sits in his room. Though it is nearly his sixth wrigglers-day he will only now be given a name. What will it be?
======> [pansyass pushover]
Come on now, that’s not even a real name. That’s just rude. Its almost his wriggling day.
======> [Lemony Sniket]
Now that’s much kinder.
Your name is Lemony Sniket and boy do you have quite a few interests. Among them are WATCHING MOVIES, making COSTUMES of the characters from those movies, collecting ROCKS, and adventuring near your hive. though adventuring is dangerous it is much safer than flarping, a popular game among trolls, making it the perfect pastime for your young self.
what should you do first?
======> Go adventure!
whoa there, you have to get prepared for things like that, maybe you should pick up some stuff first.
======> grab some useful stuff and go!
you pick up a few videos, a sketchbook, some candy, and your phone.
after equipping your 2hank2 you are all ready to go. 110% prepared for anything that could possibly come up.
======> that isn’t nearly enough stuff......
you sneak downstairs, keeping an eye out for snakedad. Luckily he is nowhere to be found. Opening the door you step outside and bolt for the frog place fast as your tiny legs can carry you. You found it a while ago, but snakedad seems adamant on keeping you out, all the more reason to go explore it.
As you enter the air turns cold and dark, the room you are met with if filled with strange and interesting things. The first thing you notice is a strange rock lying beside a weird count-down flower thing. Its colors are like none you’ve seen before, black with candy corn spikes, it looks like a troll egg or something. But a troll egg would be dumb, trolls don’t lay eggs, it’s just a weird rock.
You put it in your sylladex, obviously.
Next you trek over to the computery thing. A few more rocks sit on top of what looks like a keyboard. One sort of looks like a fish. You toss them into your sylladex as well, you never know when you’ll need cool rocks.
There don’t seem to be anymore rocks. What will you do now?
======> Something actually worthwhile maybe???
How about......you smash some buttons on the big keyboard!
======> yes do that!
Your phone buzzes, someones trying to contact you. You better get that before your lusus hears! Taking your phone out of your Tree modus sylladex drops everything on the ground! what a mess! You pick up everything in order of importance, that is to say the rocks first.
======>Ssssss
Oh no! Snake dad apperifies the entire house on top of you, you are now trapped inside its bowls, stuck forever in its wall. Doomed. Forsaken. Forlorn. Turning on the lights you realize you are actually just in your room. Further investigation proves that the house did not in fact move but you did.
======> Go be someone else this kid is a complete moron
You are still the idiot. You go over to your husktop to check out your pesterlog. Your husktop is really slow though. It's downloading a cool new game given to you and all your friends by a Mysterious Friend, it's very spooky but you think you know who it was. Sighing you lay on your floor and think about your MANY crushes.
======>Can we be someone else now
No. You day dream about how nice it would be if a certain teal blood would notice you, sadly another green tinged troll enters your mind. You really hate this individual for no reason in particular and it irritates you to no end. You just want to love everyone, and hold everyones hand. Everything is so difficult when the quadrants come into play. You look up to your husk top.
It's the teal blood!
======>This is weird, go be someone else
okay fine