Premise
Life is hard, it is harder when you get older. Doesn't seem to matter which profession you may have chosen in life, eventually you hear those immortal words; "It's a young persons game." Then you are out the door and wondering what to do with your life. That is hard enough if you are in the world of business or medicine; it is even harder when you were trained to kill. What in the hell are you supposed to put on your resume?
Skills:
- Knife Throwing
- IED's
- Stomaching MRE's without my ass blowing out
I mean if you aren't applying for a position as a local NRA weapons cache gaurd, you don't have a lot of options left in the civilian section. It isn't like you can go up to the local Wal-Mart and become a greeter. I mean, seriously, can you imagine the reaction if you were to walk into the door and were greeted with this?
Yeah, unless you have a few screws loose you would probably turn around and walk away as quickly as possible; grabbing your child's hand, telling them not to stare at the strange man, and praying he keeps downing whatever firewater he has in that flask instead of turning his attention towards you.
Only real option is to keep doing what you have always done; and done very well! You need to kill people; not that you like killing, okay maybe you do a little, but you aren't just going out and killing some ass that cut you off in traffic. You are actually going after bad people; really bad people. You need to blow shit up; because most problems can be solved with the proper use of C4. You need to be behind the wheels of 5 tons of hard core steal and titanium, barreling balls to the wall right into the center of hostile territory and popping out the top like a damn stripper out of a birthday cake; unleashing your wrath at anyone and anything in your path.
So grab your guns, your knives, your explosives. Pack up your MRE's and lucky charms. Ready yourself and climb aboard. You are who they call when they need a job done but want it off the books. The ones when they think they have no other options left. Sure you are older, your joints hurt, you're checking the status of your 401k and AARP keeps sending you mail but damn it, you still function! You might be expendable in their books but you ain't going down without a fight because when the shit hits the fan the most dangerous person out in the battlefield is the one with nothing left to loose. That my friend, is you.
Overview
Headquarters: Seattle, Wa
Time Frame: 2016
Rp Tags: Modern, Slice-Of-Life, High Casual, Advanced, Large Group, Comedy, Puns Galore, Massive Ass Kicking, Testosterone Infused Madness
Type Of RP: Character and Action driven more realistic Rp to a point - May Rp up to 3 Characters - No Previous or Current Members Of The Expendables Franchise Cast Allowed - All New Characters. (This includes Villains and Minor Characters) - You are members of the second team of Expendables
Age Requirements: Minimal Age 45 for majority of group. Max of 2 characters will be approved as young bloods - Age 25-30. (Cannot reserve space, will be who is approved by GM to best fit the group). There will be 3 young bloods but GM already has one completed.
The Team
- Leader - Valentine (GM) - Face Claim Linda Hamilton
- Right Hand - Priest (Co-GM) - Face Claim Danny Trejo
- Member - Face Claim Lena Headey
- Member - Face Claim Charlie Hunnam
- Member - Face Claim Jackie Chan
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- Young Blood - Taco Belle (GM) - Face Claim Michelle Rodriguez
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Rules
- Gm Is Goddess
- Gm has final say on all matters
- Gm does check on posting and log in habits
- CS Sheet Provided Must Be Used
- Use code provided below
- Do not submit WIP's - Final CS's only
- Post CS for approval in OOC
- Only GM approved CS's allowed in CS Tab
- Change color code to one not in use
- May not use default color or white
- This is a slice of life rp
- Real Life cause and effect will be in place
- Realistic Character Sheets Only
- Things like jobs and skills must fit with characters back story
- Character ages 45+
- 2 Youngblood Positions - Age 25-30, Only Two Available - No Reserving Spot - It Not First Come First Serve - GM Will Pick Best Fit
- No Preexisting Face Claims or Characters from Any Of The Expendable Franchise
- Language - No Filters
- Gore - No Filters - This will get gross
- Taboo subjects will be crossed but will be maintained to fade to black if needed
- Romance is allowed but this is NOT a Romance RP - Pg-13, then fade to black
- Comedy, references and Puns will be rewarded
- Follow All Forum Rules
- Communication is Key
- Posting Habits
- Minimal of 2 well developed paragraphs per post
- Must IC post once every 7 days (It is your job to keep up with when you need to post. Your last post hits Day 7 and I type up your removal from the RP)
- I do not accept no inspiration as a reason not to post
- Keep up with all IC and OOC posts
- No word in IC or OOC after 7 days = your character got killed doing whatever stupid screw up I decide (In other words, you're out. Telling me what is going on after the fact won't cut it and won't get my sympathy.)
- No spamming OOC - Seriously, I will gut you
- Minimal 2 posts between your last
- Know your personal posting limitations before applying to join
- If you cannot post, you must contact the GM and make them aware, you will be granted extra time to post (do not take advantage of this) - I realize real life comes first but you know your schedule better than anyone, if you join it is your responsibility to keep up and not hold up the rest of the Rpers
- Spots are not first come first serve
- Gm will review completed CS first
- Gm will review previous Rp's and posting habits
- Gm will then notify you if you are approved
- Character deaths will happen, no one is safe - it will be randomized and you will be pmed when your death approaches. (This does not mean you are out of the RP, it will mean however you need to make a new character should you wish to continue - I recommend having Back Up Characters Ready)
- Gm is looking for highly dedicated RPers only, not just people who want to Rp The Expendables or an Action RP. I do Kick for Post Rule Breaking.
- You may use characters from previous RP's
- Previously used characters must be redone to fit current CS sheet
- Previous RP relations are stripped clean
- Once Cs's are approved, relation sheet will go up and must be completed and added to CS
- Read through Rpers Guide To Etiquette to know expectations of attitude in this RP both of yourself and of the standards your GM holds herself to.
- Rules and Cs sheet will be added to and changed as need be depending on problems or points that come up.
- Under Extras in your CS please post a link to a post you have done in the past to show you have read the rules. If You submit a CS without this I will decline it and it won't be able to be used even if you edit it in later. (I'll check to see if you just copy and pasted.)
- Special - To New Comers To The Guild - PM me your personal thoughts on posting responsibility to show me how you feel on the matter so I can better gauge you as a potential Rper here. (Again, if you submit your CS without this I will count it as "unusable" and you will be declined.)
Character Sheet
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