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1 yr ago
Current Potato
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2 yrs ago
I'm alive
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5 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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6 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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7 yrs ago
What IS on my mind?

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Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

Most Recent Posts

@Nariata Are you talking about the Two Headed Dragon Ballista, or Molotov Cocktails?
@thewizardguy

(man, I love making pre-millenial references)
@TJByrum Yeah, I was literally thinking greek fire. I went to a museum today
@TJByrum Can I make the last minute adjustement of a flmaethrower? I figured that having all of this dragon theme and flammable oil, the only thing missing from my nation is a dragon themed flamethrower.

PS: I really liked the artist impression of the ballistas, so I decided to make a 3D model of the Wyvern. Here is the WIP.

Sorry guys for the lateness! I'll be moving things along momentarily!


*in ominous voice* MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@TJByrum Yay!

I'm happy you like the theme of the Saqquar, they are a nation I've tried to use many times before, but never got to because the RPs never started. But now I can use them at least.

I don't know how big the battle is, but I was imagining no more than 20000 soldiers in total. So about 18000 for the enemy. I think that, in a normal battle scenario Saqquar would bring MUCH more artillery, probably around 100, but seeing the haste at which they assembled these forces I can see them bringing fewer troops. I think 5 Mangonels are a logical number, considering their large size and wood hungry construct, but I would definetly think more ballistas. I think bringing 15 is reasonable, considering that the Dragonspine tower would have some ballistas inside. About 10 of 15 would be the Dragon Ballista, and I would want to bring 5 Two Headed Dragons, because they are much more "crowd control" focused than the other ballistas. They sure take a lnog time to reload (Which I forgot to mention in my CS), but they ARE shooting a 100 sqaure meter piece of cloth dipped in flammabe oil.

The whole idea was to offset this number by bringing basically 300 men who are only here to operate them and build shit. Realistically a Mangonel would have about 10 people (so 50 for the 5 ones I have), and about 2-3 for Ballistas (roughly 30 for my simple ballistas). Then my the Double Headed ones would probably need 5 men to operate (so 25 with 5 of them), which all rounds up to ~95 of my 300 Engineers. I would love to bring more equipment, but I also understand how it would be "too much". Without knowing just what the enemy has, or how big the battles are, I cannot balance this number by myself, so I rely on your words. But I do think 15 ballistas. I may even tinker the number of Pioneers a slight bit if I end up with 200 spare ones.
@Zetsuko But do you think I'll just throw this at them? It functions more as a home base rather than an actual assault force. I don't plan on birnging it to the front line, as my own expertise is restricted to the fortifications of the base camp, where the rest of my equipment is set up. If the gods have it my way in the first few battles, this tower won't see much of an action. It servers as an excellent outlook for my General to adjust them aim of the mangonels and ballistas, and a palce where archers can fire at enemies who are hundreds of yards away.

If this tower has enemies near it, we have all probably fallen by that point, and it stands as an abandoned wooden husk. There is a good reason why I only brought one instead of many smaller ones, and that is because I don't plan on aggressively using them unless absolutely necassary.
@Conscripts Sure, we're all allies here. But I'll need time to do that so the elephants you choose to equip with these will be out of the battle for that battle (or more if the GM is particularly harsh about it). Plus I still need to know how many of my 300 peeps are assigned to individual equipment, so I may or may not have a limit on how many I can do. Maybe all 20, maybe only 5 maybe only 1. It's really up to the GM to balance it, so we'll see.

@Zetsuko I mean, I would sure hope that they could survive for a long time, hopefully going down only to swarming enemy troops. It has steel braces inside (which the romans didn't have) to improve the structural integrity, but I can see how a few diret hits from enemy mangonels or trebuchets could take it down. Or you know, a single shot if they brough something like a Warwolf with them (the biggest trebuchet ever built). Man, I can't wait to see what the enemy has in store for us.
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