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4 days ago
Current chicken noodle soup
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9 days ago
we are here, not for a reason, but because we simply are, now I'll see you after about five days long ad break
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11 days ago
isekai is a myth, we must resort to high concentration can in a can
16 days ago
he can play the honky tonk like anything
20 days ago
I must not fear, fear is the meme-killer, fear is the little cringe
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AND THEN I NOTICED THAT SHE WAS A GARGOYLE

SHE WAS A MANIAC, MANIAC, AND A GARGOYLE
Yes.
FIGHT FOR THE KING
FOR THE HAMMER AND THE RING
FIGHT FOR THE ANCIENT STORY
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
WE MUST FIGHT FOR FIFE
FOR THE POWER AND THE GLORY
HOOTSFORCE ARISE!
I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING ON FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT


HEAR MY VOICE THIS IS ODIN CALLING YOU
TIMES HAVE CHANGED, I'M A GENTLEGOD

NO MORE WAR JUST DESIGN OF FURNITURE
MASTER OF IKEA

yes, this is an actual song


HUNT YOU DOWN WITHOUT MERCY
HUNT YOU DOWN ALL NIGHTMARE LONG
FEEL US BREATHE UPON YOUR FACE
FEEL OUR SHIFT EVERY MOVE WE TRACE
FOR THE KING, FOR THE LAND, FOR THE MOUNTAINS
FOR THE GREEN VALLEYS WHERE DRAGONS FLY
FOR THE GLORY THE POWER TO WIN THE DARK LORD
I WILL SEARCH FOR THE EMERALD SWORD
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND
MASTER! MASTER!
MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS!
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