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2 days ago
Current chicken noodle soup
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7 days ago
we are here, not for a reason, but because we simply are, now I'll see you after about five days long ad break
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10 days ago
isekai is a myth, we must resort to high concentration can in a can
15 days ago
he can play the honky tonk like anything
19 days ago
I must not fear, fear is the meme-killer, fear is the little cringe
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I am getting back to shitposting again, fear me

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I'M THE SCATMAN
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (SAAAAVE MEEEEEEE)

CALL MY NAME AND SAAAVE MEE FROOOM THEEE DAAARK
There's a mermaid swimming in the sea,
Who doesn't care about all these things
There's a mermaid swimming on to me
I'm going overboard to see what could be
LISTEN TO WHAT THE CAT MAN SINGS
MEMEMEME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS A DREAM WHERE I CONTROL EVERYTHING
NEVER GONNA WAKE UP
NEVER GONNA SHARE MY CUP
NOT WITH YOU OR ANYONE UNTIL YOU COME AND SEE
COULDN'T REMEMBER THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
YEAH, THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE
THEY'RE FALLING IN THE BACK SEAT
THEY GENERATE STEAM HEAT
PULSATING TO THE BACK BEAT
BLITZKRIEG BOP
LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP, THERE'S A DEVIL IN THE CHURCH
GOT A BULLET IN THE CHAMBER AND THIS IS GONNA HURT

LET IT OUT, LET IT OUT, YOU CAN SCREAM AND YOU CAN SHOUT
KEEP YOUR SECRETS IN THE SHADOWS AND YOU'LL BE SORRY
Hit the lights and bang the drums, and let the flags unfold
'Cause history will prove itself in the halls of justice and lost souls
It's 99 revolutions tonight
99 revolutions tonight
AND IT'S SWEEEEEET SWEEEEEET VICTORYYYYY YEAAAAAAH
FIREBALLS AND LIGHTNING ARE RAINING FROM THE SKY
CHAOS AND BLOODSHED
WHILE ALL THE PEOPLE DIE

IN THIS EPIC BATTLE BEGINS THE FINAL WAR
TRAGEDY WILL STRIKE THIS DAY, PREPARE THEE FOR

THE UNICORN INVASION OF DUNDEE
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