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1 day ago
Current THE SPICE MUST FLOW
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3 days ago
'NUFF HORSIN' AROUND, YA PONY PONDERERS
4 days ago
5 am, I want to make an oil pasta with just ground garlic and onion, weridest craving I had at 5 am
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4 days ago
I eat bread.
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9 days ago
I'm gonna start oversharing my day about how I uhh what the hell did I do today
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I am getting back to shitposting again, fear me

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He wants more dinero just to stay home, well my friend, you gotta say
I won't pay, I don't pay ya
no wa-aa-ay
Nah nah why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way yeah, no wa-aa-ay
Nah mah why don't you get a job


When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Oooo oooooh oooooo ooo ooooh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
LEGEEEEEND OF THE ASTRAL HAMMER
MINISCULE GOBLIN IMPRACTICAL SWORD
STEVE WALKS WEARILY DOWN THE STREET
WITH HIS BRIM PULLED WAY DOWN LOW
AIN'T NO SOUND BUT THE SOUND OF HIS FEET
MACHINEGUNS READY TO GO
ARE YOU READY, HEY, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
ARE YOU HANGING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?
OUTTA DOORWAY THE BULLETS RIP, TO THE SOUND OF THE BEAT
HEAR THE SOUND OF THE FALLING RAIN
COMING DOWN LIKE AN ARMAGEDDON FLAME
A SHAME
THE ONES WHO DIED WITHOUT A NAME
THIS IS THE TALE
OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
PIRATE SO BRAVE
OF THE SEven seas
I'M NOT AFRAID (I'M NOT AFRAID)
TO TAKE A STEP (TO TAKE A STEP)
EVERYBODY (EVERYBODY)
COME TAKE MY HAND (COME TAKE MY HAND)

WE'LL WALK THIS WAY TOGETHER, THROUGH THE STORM
WHATEVER WEATHER, COLD OR WARM
YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID

WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GREAT DISGUISE, HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M HEADING FOR DESTRUCTION
MY TIME IS WEARING THIN

I'M LIKE A TIME BOMB TICKING IN YOUR HEAD
PARANOIA CLOUDING YOUR JUDGEMENT
AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ABOUT IT
I'M STILL IN YOUR HEAD
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