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4 days ago
Current no fucking way
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1 mo ago
while tru, quantity != quality, the fact is there's enough good writers out there with diverse enough interests to fit most niches apart from the unrealistically specific i.e. kitten beheading RP
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1 mo ago
srsly it seems the ppl having trouble finding RPs are by and large the ones that either dont have a thread asking for partners or inversely never contact anybody else and wait for ppl to come to them
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1 mo ago
why dont u make ur own and hope people reply
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3 mos ago
Chris Chan's girlfriend is pregnant. If he can find love and family you have no excuse!!

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If you enjoy my posts then consider pressing here to see my 1x1 interest check. Now listen to the tale of a man far from home longing to see its greens again.



About me:
Where do I begin. I'm from Belarus, and fairly proud of it. I've been RPing about a decade starting mostly with chat stuff and some LARPs/reenactments, doing the stuff of this site for maybe half a decade now. I'm a former serviceman, and while I was conscripted I make sure to stay in related circles. As a day job I'm a programmer letting me usually work from home even when we don't have coronavirus forcing us to do so and thus I got a lot of time for RP.

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"Barbarians? You mean the likes of which have been made my unfortunate company?" Xerus wondered out loud, giving his lip a few thoughtful taps with an index finger. Still, deigning himself to still be loyal to the realm, Xerus saw a very definite threat described by the Warden. Indeed, if he hadn't been arrested it would be an almost guaranteed fact that he'd end up fighting these barbarians as a commander and warrior on the field of battle.

Well, he'd be doing the same now. Of course, now his company would be a lot less pleasant. Gone were his retainers, gone were his loyal footmen and banner bearers and servants. Alas, this vermin he was surrounded by would suffice. He scratched his mustache, taking in the appearance of these agents that they were to discover. "Oh but Warden dearest, what if we fail to find them? Not by a lack of want that is, but a crisis of competence among either us or them? That is to say, if they have already all been disposed of by the foemen? How would we go about contacting you if we cannot find these people?

Still, it seemed time for them to go. "Wheeeeeeeee!" the elderly gentleman wooped and howled as if a child on a toboggan as the world twisted and turned, until at last they were in new surroundings.

Opening his eyes, he jumped upright. Ah, his staff was with him! Giving it a twirl between his fingers before placing it down into the dirt. "We are exactly where we need to be my dear little beast!" he proclaimed, very obviously assuming the greenskin lacked the attention span to make heads or tails of the crone's ramblings.

"Since the sun is that way, then East is that way." Xerus would remark, first pointing the spear skywards, and then in the direction he assumed that the city they were to get to was. "East I figure, is a good guess to find the city we need, since this upstart nation is to the East. Now then, on we go!" He finished with a sing song voice.

He wouldn't wait any longer, from there heading in the direction he'd declared. He was quite spry for an old man, speed-walking faster than many a pampered nobleman could. But, he did also clearly find much need of his spear as a walking stick, propelling him faster across the scene. After all, there was no time to waste! The Kingdom awaited its loyal servant's labours. He wasn't going to wait for some bird to tell him where to go. But, he had to concede, the woman had the right idea. With a sigh, he'd reach into his pockets and root around for some chalk. Aha, yes! They'd left it there! He'd start scrawling the appropriate sigils on his breastplate in the hope of doing a bit of scrying to see their surroundings.
excellent, I should have a post out before the weekend is through.
can we assume we also got all our equipment and stuff with us?
great! One more question, are you considering ESO canon? Was thinking my character would be something along the lines of the Templars therein in terms of skills on the sheet
What happened to the Stormcloaks? I was thinking maybe an Imperial that fled to Skyrim to worship Talos just before the civil war, then became a Priest of Talos before being captured by the Empire. Depending on what the Empress did during the events of TESV the character would range from reluctant to enthusiastic. Probably of wealthy background, relatively educated before becoming a bit savage as he integrated among the Nords he ministered to.
We're bringing Talos EVERYWHERE
Xerus awoke, and thus inevitably he knew he was alive. If this was heaven, or perhaps hell, it would not feel like consciousness as he had known it. Either he would be free of the material conditions that had bound him to his innumerable sins, or inversely he would be bound to it in a manner far greater than he had been ever before. But evidently he was still alive, not yet free of the mortal bindings that marred his mind.

Alas.

He opened his rheumatic eyes, and still there was darkness. It did not matter.

This Jailor woman was a nuisance, not an obstacle. Already in his head he had gone through dozens of theorems about the nature of magicks and esoterica that she hadn't considered punishing him for. Already he had published them, and then replied to them with critiques. But... for the consumption of the unwashed masses, he supposed he had to convey this information to them somehow.

"The Pipes, the Pipes...." he murmured harmoniously under his breath, smiling as consciousness entered him once more. Yes, this was a world he could bring under his control, one he could interpret in his terms.

As Xerus opened his eyes, he sniffed. He listened. These were not souls worthy of discussion with him. They were all interested in some inferior cause of theirs, none of them were interested in the primordial concern of love, nor were they interested in learning. Oh well, it would have to be.

Ah. Her. The Jailor. Truly a nuisance. Gagged, blinded, bound, his work had become very difficult in those abominable conditions. But still, his mind was free, and though he had only so much local memory to work with, he could still make progress in his studies. For now here merely worked on trying to suck out a particularly annoying piece of the gruel he'd been fed that had managed to get stuck in his teeth. It was truly fascinating how it seemed to liquid and insubstantial, yet managed to be a dental atrocity at the same time. Even though a victim of it, he had to condemn the minds of the prison for creating such a mundane but persistent torment. If only those minds were applied to something greater! Alas.

Well, he could only assume his new state was good news. It wasn't as if they'd bother with such an elaborate effort just to kill him. That means he was needed for something. A smile came across Xerus. He twisted his lips a little to nibble off the messy edges of his ungroomed mustache, so as to be a little more presentable.

He wasn't alone, and he had to set himself above the scum around him. But it seemed there would be a wait for everyone to be ready to speak. Thus, simply chose to pass the time amiably. Softly, little more than a hum, he began to sing.

Golden light, golden light,
Even in darkness, I still see!
Come the day, come the night,
I know the light's with me!
I'll probably post come the Friday
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