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hey did you know if you put 5318008 into a calculator and turn it upside down it spells boobies?
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You stack no paper

You get no bitches

Your Jordans are fake

Cry about it Rhodietard, I don't know if it's more embarrassing that you stan a 14 y/o "wow cool mercenary" country or that you keep doing it when these "badasses" on Soldier of Fortune magazine got their asses beat by a street gang in Harare


I'm trying to think of a country more pathetic than Rhodesia to simp for but I'm honestly drawing a blank.
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That's not far removed from the plot of Robocop, so yeah, fuck it, why not


"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
angy dictator noises
"That's it, buster! No more military aid!"
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If i'm gonna be serious for a minute and give objective feedback on this premise, I think a far more plausible concept would be an alternative history timeline where Muammar Gaddafi made the deal to sell anti-aircraft missiles to a street gang in Chicago


Throw it in that intentionally over the top silly retro cyberpunk idea I was tossing around it'd fit perfectly
Scenario where Nazi Germany wins
Rp community: this is fine

Scenario where Rhodesia exists
Rp community: NOPE


Sir, this is a Wendy's.

also like imagine simping for a country as objectively lame as Rhodesia lmao if you're gonna be a pathetic little racist bitchboi can you at least have better taste? It's like taking the piss out of someone actively pissing in their own mouth to spite you for taking the piss out of them

2/10 better luck next time
Deep in the Bayous of Louisiana, through the power of forbidden voodoo magics, John Brown's body rises from the grave bestowed with ancient and undefeatable eldritch powers. Missiles cannot harm him, confederate zombies are pulled from the grave and all those shitty statues are animated to become agents of freedom and equality against their will in a moment of incredible irony. Rhodesia crumbles under the unstoppable invasion from beyond the grave.
I'm going to go ahead and drop out of this because I've been having a hard time finding the motivation to get this sheet written and my interest has somewhat faded after the initial spike and it wouldn't be fair to keep dragging this out with faltering interest while holding an ambiguous claim on a major power without getting a sheet written. Hope you all have fun and hope it goes well ^-^
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Wow gee, it's almost like revolutions inspired by the deposition of old social order is entire premise of this RP


Wow gee, it's almost like the flaming elmo meme should be taken as an intentionally over the top hyperbolic statement.

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