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10 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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10 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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A bombardment of gunfire is really the exact opposite of what Aram and his team needed to hear right now. It meant the tank-girl had gotten to her feet.

Dandy...

Aram tilted his head as he felt quickly growing vibrations shake his feet.

Uhhh...Brutus?! - oh wait, he still couldn't make any sound. As he turned towards Brutus, the vibrations piqued, and there was a slight moment of stillness - before the wall less than a yard away from where he was taking cover exploded into a cloud of dust and rocky debris. The force of the energy from Rurik's explosion sent Aram reeling, and then the secondary explosion, apparently aimed at Brutus, boomed to his side, toppling him from his unbalanced footing.

H-Holy cow... Aram thought as he stared at Bak from his knocked-on-his-ass position, ...that was AWESOME!! he said inwardly as he grinned.

The boy scrambled to his feet, hoisting his shield, with his right arm down to his side. In this situation, he would probably try and trick Bak with his words to make her lower her guard...but unfortunately, that wasn't an option.

So instead he ran. After scooping up a handful of dirt and rocks and throwing it in both of their faces, while they were distracted.

He turned away from Bak and Rurik, and sprinted full-speed a few yards away, quickly stepping behind one of the pillars near the enemy-side doorway. The pillar was thick enough to hide him from their sight as long as he stood directly behind it...hopefully they'd think he had fled.





Aram was satisfied with the effect of his attacks. While one was quickly quelled by the opponent by the name of 'Rurik', the other one had seemingly left the other foe unable to move at all. He chuckled as he looked over to Andras.

"Who needs plans when I get results like these?!" he shouted gleefully as he threw his palms forward, face-up, in a 'look at that' gesture.

Soon after however, the girl uttered a chant, drawing one of her ethereal cards and seemingly invoking it to draw more cards - but some went to his hand instead?? And Brutus' too?

That's a wacky power she has there.. he pondered. But apparently the cards he had drawn weren't any good. "Never was very charmed when it came to card-luck.." he smirked, "but that's why I always cheat!" he jeered as the cards flew up his sleeve.

The Alchemist drew his right arm back again. This attack was sure to finish Bak off. She was completely vulnerable - immobile. There was no escaping it now. He finished the wind-up, and sent his open palm forcefully into the stonework as energy crackled over his hand.

Just as a wave of light, cool energy washed over him - and he felt the solid THRACK of his palm slamming against the stone wall.

The student folded over, clutching his wrist with his other hand, while shouting a profanity to express the splintering pain -- except no sound came out of his mouth.

What the hell?!?! he breathed sharply.

He straightened his posture enough to look around for Brutus and Andras, his face reddened from the pain of his probably-sprained wrist.

Before he could mouth the words "What just happened?", the girl was leaving her teammates to engage the enemy. Aram couldn't shout at her to wait - he could make no sound.

He tried to run after her, they needed to regroup to a strategic position , but she was already out of cover and engaging them.

Damnit!! he thought as he stared off after her, Does this dame have no sense of strategy?!

He turned back to Brutus. He wasn't going to go in without him. Andras had already played her hand and now they had to stack the cards - even if said cards had no more power left in them.

He hoisted his shield to his left arm, holding his right wrist tenderly. If he had some type of sword, he could maybe catch their opponents off-guard, even with his injured hand he could likely perform dead-weight slashes - but there was no such luck. He hadn't transmuted one.

It was looking grim for his team.
If you read the link I sent, you will find that this is the OOC section(and that has meaning), and that this particular roleplaying thread is linked to a Discord server. So naturally the OOC willnot have much posting. It is pretty much for excepting new prospective players. Our posts go in the IC section, if we are Roleplaying.

I would appreciate if you visit the link I gave, to learn not to intrude, or potentially offend, onto other members. Thank you. ^^
"Richer"/ Weaver






It was time. Time for Richer to once again prove his usefulness to the Red-Star company.

Of all the organizations he had sold out his services to, Red-Star was one of the highest-paying, and most supportive. Most others usually had him move out on his own against difficult odds, without anything more than himself and his NC, and scraps of information on his target(s). Not that he needed any more than that, but it raised his already-high chance of success.

However, taking part in an all-out war was not something they commonly had him do. But, he was in a contract with Red-Star, and they called for his services. Meaning this was mandatory. It wasn't as if he was forced to throw himself out onto the front lines, but his presence was, indeed, mandatory.

But it likely wasn't an issue. From how things seemed to Richer, Red-Star wore the big-boy pants in this war. But that was no reason to underestimate an opponent. Especially with the technological innovations of the current day and age running about.

But now, Richer was sheltered in the snug cockpit of his NC, Weaver. It moved lightly along, towards the rear of the rest of Red-Star NC's that would be initiating in combat shortly, its extra appendages - that separated its identity from the rest of the NCs - encased around the body of the machine, providing a light, bronze-colored cage-armor.

Being that both of Richer's NCs carry a tight-fit cockpit(thought not without room for movement), he was actually quite comfortable. And a small cockpit provides one advantage over larger ones, even if it may be negligible - it is harder to knock the pilot around with brute movements.

But to get back on track - well, off-track - Richer would separate from the rest of his regiment, stirring various controls to cause his NC to veer off away from the group, to their left. He aimed to flank around the middle of the city - the spot where he gauged this battle would pivot on.

And of course, he would do so with discretion. Using the many buildings to his advantage, Richer would slink off into the city, with high likelihood of going unnoticed. Due to the build of his NC, crouching and skulking were one of a handful of things he used to counter the mechanical beast's lack of heavy armor - if he could catch an enemy NC off-guard or out of position, they were potential easy prey.

As he moved into position, the pilot's gloved hand moved to the control panel, flipping one of the many switches that decorated it. Unremarked to the outside world, the many spinnerets that were spread throughout Weaver's body began to spin slowly, emitting minute clicking sounds that not even Richer could hear. But he knew they were in function. He's done this procedure hundreds of times. Now, he was preparing to fabricate webs.

When it was time - they would be ready.

Richer glanced at the munitions panel that displayed the ammo loaded into Weaver's 37mm cannon. The distraction tool had a rotating, two-cylinder system that would allow the machine to fire either one of its ammunition types at a moments notice - at short or long ranges. And for now, it was loaded with special 'Smoke Jelly' munitions and Napalm Shells.

The Mercenary had a position in mind already. But for now, he would have to delay the use of such a position, as it might draw too much attention to some sensitive sensors. Once the gunfire started however, was a different story.

But for now, as he prowled on the outskirts of the City, he would have to wait.

Aegus Reister





Aegus looked down at his watch after turning his eyes away from the witch. Ugh. I've spent far too long in the presence of these people. I wouldn't want to start smelling like them...I should take my leave. he worried.

But before he did so, he thought to himself, Ah, well...actually. I should allow the commoners at-least a way to contact me, since I'm not sure exactly when this tournament is...

He begrudgingly drew a fancy pen from his chest pocket and, grabbing a scrap piece of paper that hadn't blown away, scribbled a few digits on the sheet and folded it simply. He then held it out to Nidgardt between his index and thumb, as if the two touching the same object would sicken him - literally.

As the DragonDemon took the slip of paper, Aegus released it and turn towards the door, only to see another student blocking the entrance.

...

He seemed to be searching for a witch - but Aegus didn't much care for the commonfolk's conversations, usually. He provided the two in the doorway a wide girth, before slipping past.

Before he left however, he saw the newest arrival - the one with skin made of stone, from the looks of it - draw out a gold coin. It looked genuine.

I will have to remember that...perhaps his cover does not match his contents. Aegus pondered. ..or he's another commoner and it's more fake wealth.. thought his more pessimistic self.

The shorter student then continued his way out into the hall, making his was to some unknown classroom while trying seemingly very hard to not let anybody touch him on the way there.
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