Beetlejuice96

LYDIA

"It's settled then." Lydia smirked as she snapped her fingers, ending the exorcism that held Barbara. She turned to the fireplace before lifting a claw gestured hand, turning it into a doorway where a skeleton in priest robes walked out. She then turned towards Lawrence, now wearing a crimson gothic wedding dress complete with a black lace veil.

"Ready when you are, living boy." She grinned, lipstick matching her dress.

Stranger Beetles

Ash huffed a little but understood where he was coming from, Iggy had them on the same diet. "Alright. Hopefully they left behind some good booze." They grinned before running off towards the campsite.

LYDIA

There it was, one of the questions she wanted to hear. What she wanted. "Come to think of it...I want to be human. There's a catch though, I can only become human if a Breather marries me, get it?"

Stranger Beetles

"Oh? So it's war you want? Fine. The one with the most scares gets not only the title of Scare Master until the date comes around again, but bragging rights as well. Deal?" They asked, holding their hand out to shake.

LYDIA

Ah. Perhaps Lawrence asks what it'll take for her to stop it and Lyds admits she's wanted to become human but the only way is for a Breather to marry her. In order to save Barbara he agrees to it, they get married, she goes crazy with emotions, being alive, and power that she's about ready to go on a murder spree when Lawrence stabs her with the broken hockey stick. Of course with the one liner, "Till death do us part!"

LYDIA

No,I'm okay with it. Again, she's technically dirt old.

Stranger Beetles

"Now that's cheating! I'm not able to make clones like you!" Ash folded their arms and turned their back on him. They were pretending to be upset only to see his reaction.

LYDIA

"NO! All you want to do is get rid of me just like everyone else! I'm not going anywhere!" Lydia shouted. She clearly wasn't able to be reasoned with at the moment. Something needed to be done that would catch her off guard.

Stranger Beetles

"Ah, such a beautiful sound." Ash sighed as they returned to their normal form. "I do believe we're tied at the moment, dearie. You really need to dish it out to beat me." They smirked mischievously.

LYDIA

"Happy now, Lawrence?!" Lydia snapped as she appeared, looking more disheveled than before. "You really think I'd give you the only way to banish me? Do you think I'm stupid?! Here's a news flash, I'M NOT! Say goodbye to your precious little cinnamon roll labradoodles!"