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Norika had to agree that the food was good. They had it good here in The Horizon. Three meals a day, the safety of several inches of solid titanium and modern weaponry that could tear apart all but the largest of Warped, and the best and brightest in the world to train, heal, and equip them. "That's better," Norika said. "If we get to the point that I allow you to address me by my first name, consider yourself lucky." She sighed, standing up to her full height. "Just because we're on a ship in the sky together doesn't mean you can be this chummy with me. We're coworkers, not friends."

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Merde! Norika forced a smile. There was nowhere near enough caffeine in her system to be a nice human being but she had to try. And what made Fukada think they were chummy enough to be on a first-name basis. "It's Dulac," she said bluntly. She did her best to smile more, but it was painfully obvious that it was fake. "I'm fine. Never been better." She glanced at the others.

Norika rarely had many problems with the others. They were kind and friendly, but not to the levels that Fukada reached. She could handle someone being polite. But spending an hour with someone oozing sunshine and rainbows from every fiber of their being? Norika would rather stick her bare arm down a Warped's throat. Fukada wasn't a bad person, but there was only so much happiness that Norika could handle.

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One would think that in the six months since she'd been on the Horizon, Norika would have gotten used to the thrice-a-day massacres—and no, there was no other word to describe the phenomenon—in the dining hall. One would be wrong. It was like a train wreck that happened every breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And that didn't include snacktime. She arrived later than the rest of her colleagues, but still witnessed the carnage unfold. She sighed softly, ordering a small bowl of ramen from the chef. The same question floated through her mind every time Norika saw Fukada devouring food like there was no tomorrow: Where the hell did it all go?

She sat a short distance from her comrades. At the moment she couldn't stomach Fukada's overwhelming aura of puppies and sunshine. Norika said a quick prayer before digging in. While Hoshiko opted to inhale anything and everything she could before a mission, Norika restrained her normally gluttonous nature and ate light. Plenty of time to digest a big meal when they got back. Assuming nothing goes pear shaped... Norika thought. She savored the taste. It wasn't anywhere near as good as her mother's cooking, but it was filling.

After surviving in a hostile world full of monsters and other humans doing everything in their power to survive, anything was better than squirrel or pigeon grilled over an open fire. Of course, that was when she was lucky...

She shook her head, as if to unlodge the memory from her brain, and slurped up the rest of the broth. Meal was out of the way, and now all she had to worry about was the briefing.

And doing her best not to strangle Fukada. That was a very important part of getting through the day.
Hm... That makes two now, then? Ideally we net at least one more, but I think I'm already getting a good idea for how the roster is panning out.


Now we just need a Rei Ayanami expy, a cool big sis figure, and a generic MC-kun, and I think we'd be set to start an anime.
Finished. Please let me know if anything needs changing.

Help me, stepbro.
@PKMNB0Y Currently working on my CS. It's mentioned that normal weaponry has no affect on Warped. But are there weapons in this setting derived from Warped? The closest parallel I can draw to is God Eater's Aragami, which can only be killed by weaponry made from Oracle Cells.
@PKMNB0Y Just a quick question. Given the Chi-Mechframes are mostly custom-built, their designs will differ from one another. However, is there generally a set ratio to biological to technological components of Mechframes, or can one be more bio- than mechanical, and vice versa?
Tentative interest on my end. I'm not sure if my writing style would work but I'm up for the challenge.
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