If Tsuki(?) died right now, he would understand it completely. Hell, he'd somewhat prefer it to his current predicament. Damn that kid! Just had to fall asleep in
that position. What's worse, he had to appear at this time of all times. Tsuki is too stunned and flustered by the situation to utter anything else but useless crap(s). Then his attention is drawn to Lily who seems to be getting angrier by the second. That draconic strength of hers would turn him into a puddle if she decides to attack. Fortunately, she rather asks him what he's done with the child Tsuki, although her words are practically steeped in venom. But before he could he explain himself, Bea chimes in and noted how quickly Tsuki had grown for a human while expressing her disappointment that he may have lied to her in her usual quirky manner.
"I-It's not like I wasn't being truthful when I said I'm a human. It's just... I never said anything more than that." He quietly explains.
"Besides, you're the one who said you're just an ordinary human when we first met and here you are flaunting those tentacles." Tsuki(?) mentions as he sees Bea holding the cake by her slimy appendage. She then tells him that she doesn't mind his touching and, of course, with her way of speaking, it just came out... lewd. Tsuki(?)'s head nearly exploded upon hearing that. It was too much.
"D-D-Don't go around saying things like that!" He musters his composure to say.
Bea turns her attention to Lily and, following child Tsuki's instructions, attempts to share the remaining piece of cake with the dragon maiden. But, alas, some unidentified slimy substance originating from her wiggly appendage had coated the piece of cake. Tsuki(?) immediately takes notice and, using his hands, motions a "no" to Lily to try and prevent her from eating it. Knowing Lily however, she probably wasn't going to in the first place even if it wasn't coated in Bea Slime
TM. While Bea was distracting Lily, Tsuki(?) stands up and quietly slinks away.
"Hey, where do you think you're going?" Child Tsuki asks his oldest counterpart.
"Getting away from those two." The Oldest Tsuki(?) replies.
"You still haven't said sorry for your inappropriate touching! You pervert!""What the- You're the one who did that!""He's right. You should apologize for ruining a maiden's innocence, let alone two maidens. The only way to do that is to fall on a sword... or marry the both of them." The always-smiling Tsuki(?) explains.
"HUH?!""Yay, let's marry Lily and Big Sis!""I'd kill the two of you if we weren't sharing the same body... Tch, fine, I'll go apologize." The Child Tsuki gets excited.
"I'm NOT doing that!" Tsuki(?) returns to the table with two new plates of food. In his mind, the oldest Tsuki(?) looks to the other two who simply give him thumbs ups, much to his annoyance. He then looks at Bea and Lily, and clears his throat while setting the food down onto the table.
"S-Sorry for earlier." One plate of food has seafood on it while the other has red meat. He just sort of guessed at what they would like. Tentacles like that of a squid. Squid eats fish right? And a dragon must have a taste for meat. He hopes... Tsuki(?) sits back down and crosses him arms while looking at another direction; a bit of blush can still be seen on his face.
"Guess I owe you two an explanation... As Big Si- Bea said, I am Tsuki. An older version anyways. For as long as I can remember, I've had an affliction—a curse, if you will. Basically, at random intervals, I may change between three ages. The child me—you met him first—this me, and me at an intermediary age. It's entirely beyond my control and, so far, I've found no way to cure it. I don't even know which me is the real me... But, there you have it."@Rune_Alchemist @Hammerman
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