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Dear diary, I shat myself to destroy the libs.
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H-holy shit, and I thought my post was overkill, if he survives this I'm going to be surprised as fuck.
Weak spot? Pfft, more like 2 slo.
What?

Things were moving too fast for Comet at the moment. The girl was deaf, Dragon and Spectrum were back in the fight, somebody was tearing a swath through the hordes with some sort of fire weapon, and he still hadn't even touched a rat.

Watching as both the armored hero and the electric man dashed forwards, he noticed the number of heads on the monster was enough to cover most any angle, as demonstrated by Spectrum's failed attack. But his reflexes were well within the human normal, at least that was how it looked.

Well, I'll never know unless I try.

Looking at the beast, he crossed his fingers and removed his hair-tie.

"Clear a path! It's time for the Chris Brown special!" he made sure to yell, as loud as he could. With a crack like the sound of a whip, he took off.

In the opposite direction.

He ended up at the other side of the city, sliding to a stop and knocking a car into the air with the shock wave that formed in front.

God I hope I don't run down the wrong street, he whispered to himself, placing his hands to the ground and lifting his hips.

Hopefully this was more than enough room, at the speed he was planning to go, nothing with legs or a pulse would survive being struck by him, unless they could survive with a fourth of what originally constituted their mass.

He stretched his back and then his neck, and with a deep breath he shot forth at what was probably around one hundred times the speed of sound.

May be overkill, but I just have to make sure, you can never be too careful as a superhero.

He closed with the corner in a matter of seconds, everything looking like a statue as his speed continued to climb. He crashed into what was left of the rats, the shock wave enough to snap their spines and send them flying away like a ragdoll. He leaped into the air, the ground beneath him shattering like glass as he did. His body was lit up with sparks due to friction dragging on him, he'd have to get a new outfit after this.

With one flaming fist, he punched forwards towards the multi-headed rat beast.

When all you've got is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail.

I get that a lot.
Im here, I'm queer (possibly), and I'm ready.
I've been doing nothing but work all day, I won't be able to get a post up today, tomorrow for sure.

Sorry for the holdup
@Old Amsterdam Yeah, he went for the whole "not my job" deal then he heard a huge noise and was like "Shit, that sounds like a whole lot of my problem."
Comet was surprised for a moment by his new location, but he quickly realized what had happened. The transporter had mumbled softly, something he could never hope to hear, and then proceeded to vomit. Not only was that disgusting, but it was also a really bad sign.

Just as the teleportation had moved him in an instant, he appeared in front of the teleporter, an angry look on his face.

"Good, yeah, thanks for that, but seriously, drop the damn barrier before you kill yourself, I'm completely fresh, and I promise that I won't let anything happe-"

The center of the horde of rats proceeded to explode in an admittedly impressive fashion.

Well, someone's getting the key to the city.

Comet looked back at the woman, obviously struggling. With a bite of his lip, he held out his hand.

"Hopefully that got them, for some reason I doubt it. Listen, I am a huge ass, I'll admit it, but you're hurting, even I can see that. You don't have any open wounds or bruising, so me moving you shouldn't do too much. I'll get you to a hospital, you've done enough," he offered, managing to avoid being a dick for a few sentences.

@Old Amsterdam
@Old Amsterdam Oh...

Shit.
Mister friendly has arrived.
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