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Name: Dr. Hitomi
Monster type: cyclops
Other names: that girl with the big spooky eye, "her unfortunate elder sister".

Appearance: standing at just 1.60 metres tall, Dr. Hitomi has a fairly weak complexion. Thin arms, slim legs, slender waist, narrow shoulders... in contrast to her generous chest and wide hips, which grant her a very attractive hourglass figure.

However, as incredible as it may seem, not many eyes focus first on her impressive G-cup breasts. Dr. Hitomi's face is much more peculiar and prone to attract people's attention: delicate lips, small nose, rounded cheeks, beautiful black hair... and a single giant red eye in the middle of it. Sadly for her, not many people seem to be able to notice her cute ladylike features past an eyeball that practically takes up half of her face, although not for the same reasons.

Personality: kind and caring, always trying to do her best to help other people. However, although she tries to appear as cheerful as possible to others, Dr. Hitomi is in fact a sad woman with a very low self-esteem.

Biography: other than the death of her mother 10 years ago and countless unsuccessful relationships, Dr. Hitomi's life has been rather uneventful.

Always overshadowed by her little sister's success and often picked on by her clumsiness, the cyclops' life has slowly been fading into a grey rutine of utter mediocrity. However, in order to preserve her sanity, she had recently decided to go on vacation somewhere far away from her sad life.

Other: her depth perception is very very bad.
I still haven't gotten my PM about what to change about The End. What's up?
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...Dangit. Now I don't know what to believe. I honestly can't tell if I'm just being dragged into a conspiracy theory or what..Gah! Someone else can deal with this! You guys can deal with this whole thing. I'm confused, and there's only one thing to do in this situation. But in all seriousness, I have no idea who to believe anymore.
I don't know man, I just wanted to play as skeleton mariachis.
Now I'm so confused that I'm not even.
Facepunch posted wondering if Vita hadn't noticed @Blumenkranz or if @Blumenkranz was being actively ignored, and then edited his post for some reason. Not sure why.
Mods want us to ignore him. Apparently, he's a troll. So I've been told, anyway. Besides, discussing food is a better use of one's time than 'feeding the troll,' so I've been told.
I'm not a troll. What the hell makes you think that?
Posting this to raise awareness about an old character sheet that has gone unnoticed. https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/74771-massive-multiversal-crossover-interest-check-and-signups/ooc?page=31#post-2368580
pls respond, I would like to play.
My character sheet is in page 31 but it still hasn't been reviewed. Am I in?
Name: Los Tres Mariachis de la Muerte (Saturnino, Chiquito and Juanjo Peñas) Age: does it even matter? They are already dead. At the moment of their deaths, they were 34 (Saturnino), 25 (Chiquito) and 42 (Juanjo Peñas). Gender: bone Appearance:
Canon, AU, or OC?: OC Universe of Origin: Mictlan Personality:
  • Juanjo Peñas is an extrovert, charismatic man who loves talking with people about a wide range of topics, such as discussions about the proper amount of chile a good guacamole recipe should have or about the harmful Mexican stereotypes the American media has inserted into pop culture. He likes to think (and act like) he is smart, but he is actually just one step above Chiquito.
  • Chiquito is the youngest mariachi of the three, or at least he used to be before they got killed (age doesn't matter that much once you are dead), hence his name. Chiquito isn't a brilliant man, very naive and gullible, and he will believe anything Juanjo says, since he actually believes Mr. Peñas is actually a very wise and intelligent man. Very kind hearted.
  • Saturnino is the kind of guy who always stays in the background in complete silence (quite literally, he never talks), following his friends around without protesting. However, from time to time, he will communicate with his friends by shaking his maracas. His friends understand him perfectly, although to anyone else it will just sound like music. He is probably the wisest of the three, but you will never know.
Abilities/Weapons:
  • Salsa Skeleton: the best salsa from all Mictlan! A sabroso, caliente rythm will invade every inch of your body whenever you listen to Los Tres Mariachis de la Muerte in action. You will have to actively repress the urge to dance if you don't want to get carried away by the music, but why contain it?
  • Señor Huesos: being a skeleton has its advantages. For example, you can disassemble and reassemble your body at will. Using this ability, the three mariachis can combine their bones to form one giant megaskeleton, much powerful than the sum of their power. While on this mode, their heads speak in unison. Given more bones from other skeletons, both humans and animals alike, they could incorpore them to their body to form an even more powerful bone hulk.
  • Quesadilla Pesadilla: skeletons are very spooky, but you know what's spookier? A badly cooked quesadilla. Through the power of music, Los Tres Mariachis de la Muerte can create a powerful illusion of skeletons coming out of their audience's skins. It's fucking terrifying, I swear. More than a badly cooked quesadilla.
  • Master of Guitar String Theory: Chiquito is so good at playing the guitar he can open portals between dimensions just by playing his guitar. Even subatomic particles get excited!
Backstory: Los Tres Mariachis de la Muerte used to be famous Mexican band back in 1978. Known in all South America and part of the USA, they used to go from town to town playing their catchy songs, making everybody's life a bit happier with each note. However, during that tragic night of 1982, an Italian mafia boss kidnapped the trio so he could get a private show for him and his friends. Everything was going well, until Chiquito decided it was a good time to practice the ancient art of playing the nose flute. Nobody saw them again after that day, but their memory still remains in the heart of many people. Faction: neutral
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