Now I'm so confused that I'm not even.

Facepunch posted wondering if Vita hadn't noticed @Blumenkranz or if @Blumenkranz was being actively ignored, and then edited his post for some reason. Not sure why.

Mods want us to ignore him. Apparently, he's a troll. So I've been told, anyway. Besides, discussing food is a better use of one's time than 'feeding the troll,' so I've been told.

Mods want us to ignore him. Apparently, he's a troll. So I've been told, anyway. Besides, discussing food is a better use of one's time than 'feeding the troll,' so I've been told.

Now I'm so confused that I'm not even.

Facepunch posted wondering if Vita hadn't noticed @Blumenkranz or if @Blumenkranz was being actively ignored, and then edited his post for some reason. Not sure why.

Mods want us to ignore him. Apparently, he's a troll. So I've been told, anyway. Besides, discussing food is a better use of one's time than 'feeding the troll,' so I've been told.

How do we know he's a troll if he hasn't done anything wrong?

So, guys. Chocolate milk, am I right?

Hot chocolate is better.

Now I'm so confused that I'm not even.

Superman is hungry?

Now I'm so confused that I'm not even.

Facepunch posted wondering if Vita hadn't noticed @Blumenkranz or if @Blumenkranz was being actively ignored, and then edited his post for some reason. Not sure why.

Mods want us to ignore him. Apparently, he's a troll. So I've been told, anyway. Besides, discussing food is a better use of one's time than 'feeding the troll,' so I've been told.

How do we know he's a troll if he hasn't done anything wrong?

It's what I've been told. He's working on the site, Prost. I think he's currently trying to implement a notification system, and swap around the user information location. And there are a number of active mods; check under the 'Staff' tab thing at the top of the page.

He's working on the site, Prost. I think he's currently trying to implement a notification system, and swap around the user information location. And there are a number of active mods; check under the 'Staff' tab thing at the top of the page.

I'm wondering how long until Guts needs a new sword because he's hit something that it: A) can't cut, and B) is durable enough to shatter it.

I'm wondering how long until Guts needs a new sword because he's hit something that it: A) can't cut, and B) is durable enough to shatter it.

A several hundred pound mass of iron won't just shatter when it hits something. On top of that, the Dragonslayer's been enhanced to cut through magical stuff. Guts isn't gonna need a new sword anytime soon. If anything, I could see it getting augmented if I run into a good enough smithy.

...Dangit. Now I don't know what to believe. I honestly can't tell if I'm just being dragged into a conspiracy theory or what..Gah! Someone else can deal with this! You guys can deal with this whole thing. I'm confused, and there's only one thing to do in this situation. But in all seriousness, I have no idea who to believe anymore.

It's weird, because I've met some obvious hardcore trolls with hundreds of posts and I don't think I've ever had a mod inform me of one. Which mod was it, @Facepunch?

I'm wondering how long until Guts needs a new sword because he's hit something that it: A) can't cut, and B) is durable enough to shatter it.

A several hundred pound mass of iron won't just shatter when it hits something. On top of that, the Dragonslayer's been enhanced to cut through magical stuff. Guts isn't gonna need a new sword anytime soon. If anything, I could see it getting augmented if I run into a good enough smithy.

When I say 'anything', I mean 'any of the numerous things in the universe that are probably harder than Apostle flesh'. Much like taking that thing to a cliff face: it's going to get wrecked sooner or later, even if it deforms before it shatters. Though, admittedly, iron is a lot less brittle than steel.

I'm wondering how long until Guts needs a new sword because he's hit something that it: A) can't cut, and B) is durable enough to shatter it.

A several hundred pound mass of iron won't just shatter when it hits something. On top of that, the Dragonslayer's been enhanced to cut through magical stuff. Guts isn't gonna need a new sword anytime soon. If anything, I could see it getting augmented if I run into a good enough smithy.

When I say 'anything', I mean 'any of the numerous things in the universe that are probably harder than Apostle flesh'. Much like taking that thing to a cliff face: it's going to get wrecked sooner or later, even if it deforms before it shatters. Though, admittedly, iron is a lot less brittle than steel.

Apostle flesh is actually quite durable; most mundane weapons have a hard time hurting them. When Guts took on his first few bottom ranked not even apostle demons, a normal greatsword wasn't enough; only the Dragonslayer had the mass necessary to cleave through it. Actually I can probably find Guts cleaving through rock and other hard materials without scuffing up the Dragonslayer. In fact, I recall he sliced through the hide of a dragon made out of crystals in one chapter.

In fact, I recall he sliced through the hide of a dragon made out of crystals in one chapter.

In fact, I recall he sliced through the hide of a dragon made out of crystals in one chapter.

Hmm... I wonder if that has anything to do with its name...